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Chapter 516 - 515: This Is Clearly Crap! Tai Shang Laojun’s Cyan Ox [Second Update]

There is no choice, having seen the fickleness of the world.

He too had to learn to curry favor.

Because only by doing so could he have the opportunity to rise steadily, to be looked upon with favor by these Bodhisattvas.

Therefore, the connection with East Buddha, he must firmly grasp!

"As long as you understand my intention, step outside the hall and prepare yourself," Lin Heng said.

"As you command!"

King of Guangmu, without any hesitation, left under the bewildered gaze of the Bodhisattvas in the hall.

Until reaching a secluded sea of clouds.

Lin Heng concealed his aura, revealed his form, then fiercely rubbed his body in front of King Guangmu, transforming the grime into a pile of beef.

"The... the special item Buddha mentioned, is this stuff?" King Guangmu was dumbfounded, his mouth agape, momentarily at a loss for words.

"Those who infiltrated the Buddha Country possess extremely profound cultivation, ordinary items wouldn’t reveal traces, only the filth from my body can instinctively trigger their cultivation techniques to repel, thereby operating independently," Lin Heng said seriously, his expression extremely earnest.

"Follow the plan previously mentioned, I will set up a trap during this time, so I won’t accompany you."

"Remember, if you discover anything, don’t act impulsively, to avoid harm."

"Wait for my action!"

Upon hearing this, Guangmu was again stupefied.

"What virtue or ability does this humble one possess, to warrant Buddha’s concern for my welfare? I..."

He was not good at expressing himself, but his eyes were already red, eventually, he gritted his teeth and said in a deep voice, "From now on, this humble one will follow Buddha’s orders, through sword mountains and fire seas, life and death without regret!"

Lin Heng’s mouth twitched slightly, suddenly realizing why King of Guangmu, up until now, could only rely on his innate Divine Techniques for a patrol deity position in the Western Heaven.

With his intelligence.

He’s indeed not suitable for a high position...

"Go." Lin Heng waved his hand.

Guangmu then returned to the grand Buddha Palace with the beef.

At that time, the Bodhisattvas were still discussing Guangmu behind his back.

Their words naturally contained sarcastic remarks about watchdogs and the like.

Seeing his return, everyone slightly restrained themselves, but their gaze still scrutinized him like they were viewing a jesting clown.

This made Guangmu’s inner anger flare even more.

At this moment, Ling Shu casually asked, "Celestial King, have you discovered anything?"

Guangmu’s mouth curled into a cold smile, "Indeed, there is a discovery. Here, there is a Daoist master hiding!"

What?

Upon hearing this, everyone frowned.

Ling Shu revealed a displeased look, "Celestial King, is it just because you weren’t invited? Is this necessary?"

Guangmu snorted coldly, "Do not misunderstand, without solid evidence, I dare not abuse public power on you esteemed Bodhisattvas!"

Ling Shu’s eyes narrowed slightly, "Oh, in that case, tell us who among us is the traitor?"

Guangmu smiled, "This, we must test to know, of course, it requires the cooperation of all Bodhisattvas."

As he finished speaking, he raised his hand, and a large pile of beef materialized.

Everyone was puzzled.

But they heard him say, "Those infiltrating Buddha Country are Daoist masters, Daoists do not eat beef, whoever doesn’t eat is the traitor!"

"Ridiculous!"

This statement caused displeasure among everyone present.

"Do you think this is child’s play? How can you determine a traitor based on eating beef or not?"

"Moreover, is this even beef? It seems filthy to me!"

"I won’t eat it, let’s see what you can do about it!"

Many people angrily reprimanded, refusing to cooperate.

Ling Shu’s face also turned dark.

Saying he wasn’t abusing public power, yet here he is, hosting a Cyan Ox feast only to cause this, clearly intentional!

"Celestial King, do not go overboard," Ling Shu said, holding back his anger.

Who would have thought, Guangmu shouted directly, "Why are you all unwilling to cooperate? Could it be, someone is colluding with Daoism, trying to coordinate from within?"

"Fine, if that’s the case, I’ll report to all Buddhas."

"If today an outsider really takes advantage!"

"Let’s see if you can bear the consequences!"

Upon hearing this, everyone’s expressions changed slightly.

Ling Shu also frowned, after hesitating, he finally took a deep breath and smiled apologetically at the Bodhisattvas:

"Alright, since it’s an order to check, please go along with it."

"After all, it’s a Cyan Ox feast, consider this as an appetizer, I will now have people bring the Cyan Ox to be publicly slaughtered, then enjoy the exquisite delicacy!"

Having said that, he looked at Guangmu with dark eyes and said, "Today, if there’s a justification, it’s fine, if not, Celestial King better watch out!"

He threatened, naturally, killing Guangmu was impossible.

But as a Bodhisattva, if he really wanted to fix him, there were still many ways.

"Hmph, just wait and see." Guangmu was indifferent, looking at the Bodhisattvas, "Anyone willing to try first?"

"I’ll do it!"

The Wine Worm Bodhisattva, who delights in wine and meat and cultivates the path of joy, volunteered to clear the suspicion first.

Guangmu immediately cut a slice of beef and threw it to him, he ate it plainly, accompanied by wine.

However, with one bite, he felt a bitter, foul taste, unbearably disgusting.

Wine Worm Bodhisattva’s face immediately turned green, angrily questioning, "Is this damn thing really beef and not excrement?"

Without observing the Three Refuges and Five Precepts, he couldn’t help but curse.

King of Guangmu’s face turned red from holding back laughter.

He really wanted to say.

What words are those?

Could the black grime from Buddha be compared to excrement?

"Ahem..." He coughed to stifle his laughter, just as he was about to explain, he saw the Wine Worm Bodhisattva’s abdomen shimmering with Daoist Purple Qi.

That Purple Qi was extremely weak, just a wisp.

But in Guangmu’s third eye, it shone like a star in the night sky!

"You... you..." His expression changed dramatically, his eyes full of shock, staring at the Wine Worm Bodhisattva, speaking stammeringly.

...

Simultaneously.

Two Immortal Monks, at Ling Shu’s command, went to the Forbidden Spiritual Spring to bring the Cyan Ox.

They were also conversing, filled with envy for those Bodhisattvas.

"The mount of Tai Shang Laojun, this is the Cyan Ox that accompanied a Saint!"

"I really don’t know how delicious and nutritious its flesh and blood must be."

"Alas, with so many Bodhisattvas attending the feast today, our status dictates we won’t get to taste it..."

"Sigh..."

They lamented as they soared through the clouds towards the Forbidden Spiritual Spring, completely unaware that a mosquito was quietly following within the cloud beneath their feet.

This mosquito, naturally, was Lin Heng.

Soon, accompanied by the front, came a low mournful sound.

A Spiritual Spring blazing with Celestial Fire appeared in Lin Heng’s view.

Where, in the Spiritual Spring, scorched by Celestial Fire and filled with boiling water.

A Cyan Ox, pierced through its limbs and shackled by eight Red Gold Locks.

Was enduring agony, groaning in pain.