Cultivate All You Want, Just Don't Ruin the Immortal World!

Chapter 29 – Unlucky Kong Tianjiao

"Candied hawthorn, sweet and sour candied hawthorn!"

"Stinky tofu, smelly yet fragrant stinky tofu!"

"Candied hawthorn, tangy and delicious candied hawthorn!"

"Stinky tofu, spicy and tasty stinky tofu!"

"Candied hawthorn..."

"Stinky tofu..."

No matter how hard the two shouted and sold, no one approached their stalls.

It was as if there was an invisible barrier around Qin Yu, keeping everyone at bay.

Gradually, more and more people filled the marketplace, and some popular stalls even became crowded.

Only the stinky tofu and candied hawthorn stalls were left in a vacuum, completely ignored.

Candied Hawthorn Brother: "Brother, why is everyone avoiding us?"

Qin Yu: "Could it be that your candied hawthorn is so bad that no one wants to buy it? Look at the fried crispy meat stall, their business is booming."

Candied Hawthorn Brother, expressionless: "Yesterday, my business was even better than theirs."

Qin Yu: "Then it must be that today's candied hawthorn isn't good. Look, that piece is black, clearly not fresh."

Candied Hawthorn Brother's forehead veins popped: "Isn't it possible that the problem is with you?"

Qin Yu waved his hand dismissively, "Impossible, absolutely impossible. How could there be a problem with my stinky tofu? Are you questioning the value of my family's secret recipe?"

Candied Hawthorn Brother: "Nonsense, what secret recipe? I think you're just selling spoiled food. This tofu is rotten!"

Qin Yu retorted, "If the tofu isn't smelly, how can it be called stinky tofu?"

"The smellier it is, the more authentic!"

Candied Hawthorn Brother: "Damn, who would eat something so smelly!"

Qin Yu: "Didn't you hear my slogan? Smells bad, tastes good. Want to try some?"

Candied Hawthorn Brother: "No way!"

Qin Yu: "Come on, have a skewer, it's free. Try it, you'll definitely fall in love with the taste!"

Candied Hawthorn Brother: "Damn, get that black thing away from me!"

"Ugh!"

At that moment, Qin Yu suddenly heard a very familiar voice.

"Damn, what is that smell, so stinky? Xiao Qing, let me explain!"

Following the voice, Qin Yu quickly searched through the crowd and soon locked onto the person.

The person was wearing a black robe, wrapped tightly as if avoiding the light.

He was chasing after a woman, explaining as he walked, "Let me explain."

"Why does this voice sound so familiar?" Qin Yu thought.

Suddenly, a light bulb went off in Qin Yu's mind, "Damn, this voice sounds just like Kong Tianjiao!"

"Wasn't he supposed to be confined in his cave abode today? Why is he at the marketplace?"

"No wonder he's dressed so discreetly, he sneaked out."

Qin Yu observed secretly and saw Kong Tianjiao, wrapped in his black robe, quicken his pace and grab the woman's hand.

The woman turned and pulled her hand back, and they stopped face to face.

Coincidentally, they stopped not far from Qin Yu's stall.

While the rest of the marketplace was bustling, there was a deserted area next to Qin Yu's stall.

People passing by quickened their pace, not daring to linger, so Kong Tianjiao naturally chose this perfect spot to avoid being watched.

"Xiao Qing, it's not what you think, damn, why is it so smelly..."

The woman named Xiao Qing angrily said, "Oh, so now you're saying I stink!"

"I'm not saying you stink!" Kong Tianjiao hurriedly explained, "I'm saying there's a stench in the air."

"Smell it for yourself!"

Xiao Qing rolled her eyes at Kong Tianjiao, "I have a cold and can't smell anything, didn't you know? You never cared about me."

"Of course I didn't forget, look, I even bought elixirs to treat your cold."

Kong Tianjiao quickly handed a bottle of elixirs to Xiao Qing, and her expression softened a bit.

Taking advantage of the opportunity, Kong Tianjiao said, "Xiao Qing, it's really not like the rumors."

"You're still making excuses!" Xiao Qing turned her head away, "So many people saw Xiao Lian leaving your room disheveled that day, who in the marketplace didn't see it?"

"Don't listen to their nonsense, Xiao Lian was just delivering breakfast that day and got caught."

"You know, those people wish for my downfall, they would definitely spread rumors about me!"

Seeing Xiao Qing waver, Kong Tianjiao seized the moment, "Qing Qing, have you forgotten our vows under the maple tree, to never part in this life?"

Xiao Qing's eyebrows shot up, mentioning this only made her angrier.

"No wonder there are no maple leaves left in Maple Leaf Plaza, it's because you, a heartless man, changed your heart."

Kong Tianjiao wished he could slap himself.

Why did he have to mention those damn maple leaves?

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And why were there no maple leaves left?

Kong Tianjiao felt as if some mysterious force was targeting him.

"Qing Qing, it's all a misunderstanding, let me explain!"

"I don't want to hear it, I don't want to hear it, don't come looking for me again, it's impossible between us."

'Brilliant!'

Qin Yu stopped fiddling with his stinky tofu and, along with Candied Hawthorn Brother, listened intently to their conversation.

"Ugh!" Kong Tianjiao couldn't help but retch again.

Xiao Qing: "Oh, stinky man, now you find me disgusting too!"

"No, it's just the smell is too strong, it reminds me of a few days ago... ugh!"

Xiao Qing: "Get lost, don't bother me anymore, we have nothing to do with each other!"

Xiao Qing turned to leave.

"Li Qingqing!" Kong Tianjiao's voice grew heavier, "Don't think I don't know, you just despise me for being dirty, right?"

"That's right!" Xiao Qing admitted openly, "Thinking of you covered in filth makes me sick."

"And now you've become the laughingstock of the Outer Sect, everyone knows you as the dung boy, being your partner is embarrassing."

"Fine, Li Qingqing, don't regret it, I have plenty of women around me, I don't need you!"

Li Qingqing walked away quickly, leaving Kong Tianjiao standing there angrily.

"Damn woman, just wait, one day I'll make you regret it!"

'Ugh, this damn smell.'

Kong Tianjiao was so angry he could explode, he wanted to smash everything around him to pieces.

"Brilliant, truly brilliant, I didn't expect a twist at the end." Qin Yu instinctively commented.

But cultivators have extremely sharp hearing, and Kong Tianjiao naturally caught this sentence.

"Courting death!"

Kong Tianjiao's face twisted with rage, he stormed over in a few strides.

The closer he got to the stall, the stronger the stench that had been tormenting him became.

Looking at the source of the stench, remembering the torment he had just endured, and recalling the humiliation and exhaustion of the past few days, Kong Tianjiao's anger flared.

Realizing his comment had been overheard, Qin Yu felt a bit awkward.

"Uh... want a skewer of stinky tofu? Smells bad, tastes good!"

Kong Tianjiao's face contorted, "Eat your mom!"

Bang~

Kong Tianjiao lost it, punching Qin Yu's cart, sending it flying a meter high, spilling hot oil and stinky tofu everywhere.

The commotion was so loud that everyone nearby looked over in shock.

Kong Tianjiao regained his senses, remembering he had sneaked out, he quickly tightened his black robe, hoping the stall owner hadn't seen his face.

But when he looked, Kong Tianjiao's forehead veins popped again.

'Why is it this guy again?'

'It seems whenever I'm unlucky, this guy is always around.'

Qin Yu pretended to just recognize Kong Tianjiao, feigning surprise as he was about to shout, "Kong..."

Kong Tianjiao quickly covered Qin Yu's mouth, whispering in his ear, "Don't shout, I'll compensate you for your stall."

If the Sixth Elder found out he sneaked out, he might be expelled from the Xuantian Sect.