Chapter 546: We’re Doomed! A Breakup at Knife Point
Chapter 546: We’re Doomed! A Breakup at Knife Point
……
Time flew by swiftly.
Finally, after who knows how long.
[Ding! Congratulations on triggering the special achievement: Wondrous Experience. You have received 500 base experience.]
[Wondrous Experience] Special Achievement: Obtained after the host maliciously unlocked a new use for Left Hand Girl. This indicates that the host ultimately couldn't resist excessively bullying his own left hand, and after several months, once again found despicable work for his left hand! Congratulations on obtaining permanent bonuses: Left Hand Dexterity +5%, Hand Speed +5%, Morality -1, Mental Energy +5.
Accompanied by the prompt in his ears.
Zuo Zuo, dazed and disoriented, finally ran out of strength and disengaged.
Her entire hand was weak and limp, tingling and numb, as if it was about to completely lose all sensation.
A brief silence fell.
"Wahhhhhhhh——!!"Zuo Zuo instantly burst into loud, wailing tears.
The immense grievance was like a little girl who had just been severely bullied, or like the raging waters of the Yellow River bursting its banks, utterly unstoppable.
Only she knew that these tears contained nothing but endless grievance and a heart full of resentment towards that big brain.
"I'm not pure anymore!! My left hand is no longer pure!! Wahhh!!"
Lynn: "..."
The next moment, Zuo Zuo cried even louder, shouting:
"We're done for!! Break up!! Bring me a knife!! Right now!!"
Lynn seriously adjusted his monocle, sternly raising a finger as he said, "Zuo Zuo, giving you a knife isn't out of the question, but you must really think it through. If we break up, wouldn't that be letting me off too easily?"
"Think about it. After we sever all ties, first of all, whether Zuo Zuo can even survive is an unknown. Even if you could survive, it wouldn't cause any impact on this despicable brain, because he has the Flesh Calamity ability and can completely grow a new hand."
"So, does Zuo Zuo really want to see him live freely and happily? If I were you, I definitely wouldn't do that, because that's letting him off too easy!!"
"Moreover, as the saying goes, a gentleman's revenge can wait ten years. He did such a terrible thing to you. Hasn't Zuo Zuo ever thought of repaying him in his own coin, making him suffer humiliation just as fiercely?!"
Lynn spoke with a serious, earnest tone.
Zuo Zuo's mouth hung open.
Something's not right...
He... he seems to have decisively taken her side, joining her on the same front to share hatred against a common enemy!
Isn't this the kind of utterly shameless existence who, while charging on the battlefield, puts on the enemy's uniform, then decisively turns around and launches a counter-charge against his own allies?!
How can he possibly manage to charge against himself?!
Lynn picked up a cake and brought it to Zuo Zuo's mouth, saying earnestly:
"Here, Zuo Zuo, have something to eat first, fill your stomach. Only when you're well-fed, well-watered, and full of energy can Zuo Zuo seek revenge and settle scores! He bullied you so badly, shouldn't you be even more motivated to lift your fighting spirit and rise up?!"
Zuo Zuo stared blankly.
She vigorously shook her hand, grinding her teeth, glaring at him with a fierce, murderous gaze.
Then she opened her mouth and forcefully bit off half the cake.
She chewed with a (▼ヘ▼#) expression.
"Hmph!"
Although she knew he was using this despicable method to try and shirk responsibility, if there's cake, you still eat it. After all, one thing he said was right: only with a full stomach do you have the strength to knock him flat.
But he shouldn't think he can get away with such despicable trickery!
This debt is already recorded!
Written down very clearly, stroke by stroke, in the little notebook. Every single thing he did to bully her will be repaid a hundredfold, a thousandfold in the future!
She holds grudges too, you know.
"I want liquor!! The strong kind!!"
"Here, take it."
Gulp gulp gulp—
Zuo Zuo, holding the liquor bottle with a (▼へ▼メ) expression, pointed a finger and declared:
"And the round, shiny Black Skull Coins! Give back all the little money you swindled from Zuo Zuo before!"
"No."
"Why?!"
"Because if I give you money, wouldn't that mean it was all for nothing?"
"..."
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