Creepy Pharmacist: All my patients are scary!

Chapter 330: Whoever Mentions This Will Die

"……"

A short, deathlike silence.

Lynn slowly closed his eyes, the document he was gripping crumpling into a wrinkled ball in his hand with a crackling sound.

The surrounding staff all widened their eyes as well, sensing the wrongness in the atmosphere and instinctively swallowing a spit.

Zuo Zuo (≖ᴗ≖)✧ said, "So? Stick-your-head-in, doesn't it perfectly match your traits? Doesn't it instantly max out your summoning success rate?"

"Although Zuo Zuo knows you're ashamed to admit you are an absolutely wicked lolicon."

Lynn: "……"

Zuo Zuo closed her eyes and, with mock solemnity, patted his right shoulder consolingly, grinning as she flashed a peace sign in front of him, (｡◕ˇ∀ˇ◕) said:

"But this really seems to be the most fitting description. The others are too broad, but once you add that line, the range immediately narrows down to only Stick-Your-Head-In!"

"After all, in this Dark World, the only one who would target girls of all ages without exception is only Stick-Your-Head-In! Giggle giggle!"Zuo Zuo laughed extremely arrogantly, and the air around them seemed to fill with giddy energy.

The people around them broke into cold sweat, and some of them wanted to say comforting words.

But in the next moment.

There was a muffled sound.

In an instant.

Zuo Zuo's laughter stopped abruptly.

Under their stunned gaze, Lynn, eyes dead and blank, suddenly opened his mouth and stuffed the laughing left hand straight into his mouth.

"……"

Everyone around stared blankly at the scene.

Lynn closed his eyes, holding Zuo Zuo in his mouth, and raised a sign. On the sign was written:

"My apologies for the spectacle. Poor upbringing. Just pretend you didn't hear what she just said. I am not into anything like that. This is merely this hand's slander against me. Please don't take it to heart."

The crowd stared.

The left hand, stuffed in Lynn's mouth, immediately emitted a string of muffled whimpers, its wrist beginning to struggle wildly, trying to escape his wet mouth, but it was no use.

And Lynn had no intention of letting go.

A staff member swallowed and widened his eyes, "Do you still require further testing? Although being a lolicon is indeed odd, I have to say, this targeting is the most precise directional signature I've ever seen!"

"Are you really not going to reconsider, Master?"

Lynn closed his eyes and raised the sign again, on which was written:

"Whoever mentions this will die."

Immediately everyone sensibly shut their mouths with wide-eyed faces.

……

A few minutes later, Lynn, still with dead fish eyes and in a foul mood, walked out of the Ritual Tower.

Zuo Zuo was still stuffed in his mouth, flopping like a wriggling eel, continuously making choking whimpering sounds.

"I'm suffocating! I'm going to suffocate!"

Muffled, unclear screams from Zuo Zuo kept leaking from Lynn's mouth.

Lynn calmly found a secluded corner, looked around to ensure no one was nearby, closed his eyes, then gripped Zuo Zuo's wrist hard and pulled outward with force.

Pop—

Accompanied by a splash-like sound.

Dizzy, Zuo Zuo was instantly pulled out of his mouth.

Zuo Zuo screamed, "Stick-Your-Head-In!! What do you mean suddenly shoving me into your mouth?!"

Lynn (〝▼皿▼) said, "That's because, Zuo Zuo, you went too far! You actually slandered your Master in public! What do you mean by 'perverted and twisted lolicon'?! Am I that kind of person?! Huh?!"

"What nonsense!" Lynn shouted angrily, jabbing at her palm, then pointed into the distance:

"Have you ever seen a lolicon who hasn't even dared to get physical? I am obviously the pure kind, okay?! If I were truly a lolicon, do you think I would have no wicked thoughts at all?! Come on! Have you ever seen me do those evil things with any little girl? Have you?"

Zuo Zuo glared, "But Brain, weren't you unsuccessful last time? You even tried to force yourself on Zuo Zuo."

Lynn's expression froze.

Zuo Zuo wagged her head and said, "Because of the overwhelming guilt, you turned those wicked eyes toward your left hand. You originally used all kinds of methods to lure Zuo Zuo into a hotel, then found numerous excuses to lie in the same bed, saying you wouldn't, then thought better of it and suddenly turned over and—"

Zuo Zuo (≖ᴗ≖)✧ flashed an internationally understood gesture.

"You were immediately seen through! Stick-Your-Head-In."

Lynn: "……"

A short silence in the alley.

Lynn lowered his head.

After a long while, the corner of his mouth slowly lifted into an arc.

Zuo Zuo curiously asked, "Stick-Your-Head-In, what are you smiling at?"

Lynn's mouth curved slightly, "Zuo Zuo, you've said so much. While busy teasing me, didn't you overlook one thing?"

Zuo Zuo blinked, "Eh??"

In an instant, Lynn suddenly (*｀皿´*)ﾉ thrust his right hand toward Zuo Zuo;

a surge of white light instantly gathered on his fingers, wind roaring up.

Zuo Zuo turned pale in alarm, "Eh?!!"

"Mimicry!!"

Zuo Zuo (ΩДΩ) cried, "Waaah!!"

In an instant, the dark alley was abruptly bathed in piercing white light.

With the flash of white light.

In that glaring brightness, Lynn completed Mimicry on Zuo Zuo, slamming her back hard against the solid wall behind them.

Long black hair and a pale, almost translucent, slender waist were effortlessly gathered into Lynn's arm.

He gave her no chance at all. Almost while Zuo Zuo was still reconfiguring from Mimicry and hadn't had time to regain control, Lynn retaliated and easily claimed her small lips.

"Ugh——"

Zuo Zuo's eyes instantly widened.

The sudden transformation had left her body rigid and distorted, so she hadn't managed to control the new form and easily fell into Lynn's snare.

"St... stop!!"

Zuo Zuo panicked and tried to tilt her small head backward.

But it was useless, because the cold wall was right behind her, and the strong arm around her waist pulled her forward, leaving her no room to retreat.

"Ugh ugh——ugh!!"