Creepy Pharmacist: All my patients are scary!

Chapter 298: Please Don’t Stick the Talisman on Yourself!

Lynn looked at Wang Chaobei in his Daoist robe with interest and asked, "I was just wondering, this is our Chinese territory, so why are there only exorcists around? There should at least be some Daoist priests or Buddhist monks. Where did you study, mister?"

Wang Chaobei trembled and clasped his hands in a respectful salute, saying, "This humble one studied at Dragon Tiger Mountain. Currently, I am the 79th generation Celestial Master of Dragon Tiger Mountain, Wang Chaobei, greeting you, Senior."

Lynn pressed his palms together solemnly and said, "Amitabha Buddha, Boundless Celestial Venerable! May I ask, was that move you used just now Palm Heart Thunder? It looked really cool."

Wang Chaobei was stunned, sweating profusely as he wiped the sweat from his forehead, hurriedly returning the courtesy, saying, "Bo...Boundless Celestial Venerable, it was just a minor evil-dispelling technique, not...not worth mentioning..."

But why would someone from hell know the greeting forms 'Amitabha Buddha' and 'Boundless Celestial Venerable'...

And is it really appropriate for an extremely evil existence to chant the honorable titles of those two?

Why does the atmosphere suddenly feel so bizarre!

He could clearly sense the eerie and terrifying aura emanating from the seemingly human existence before him.

"Boundless Celestial Venerable," Lynn said seriously. "Daoist Priest, you are mistaken. How could the techniques of our Daoist school be 'not worth mentioning'? Compared to those who believe in God, we are undoubtedly more awesome."

Wang Chaobei, sweating buckets, said, "Uh...those who have left the mundane world only wield the sword to subdue demons, expel evil and ghosts. Anyone who can bring blessings to a region is a friend and fellow practitioner. There's no such thing as...aw...awesome or not."He struggled immensely to utter the colloquial term "awesome."

Lynn nodded earnestly and said, "As expected of a Celestial Master from our Daoist school. Your state of mind is indeed loftier than us common folk."

Wang Chaobei's back was soaked through with sweat.

"You...you flatter me, Senior."

Lynn leaned in, lifted his Plague Doctor Mask, held a cigar in his mouth, and asked seriously, "Then, can I ask for a few evil-warding talismans? Preferably the kind that dispels evil and suppresses ghosts, to protect my safety and ward off evil influences."

Wang Chaobei stared wide-eyed, swallowed hard, and said, "Is...is that appropriate?!"

Aren't you the great evil itself?!

Do you really need to ask for talismans to ward off evil?!

Is this really okay?

But looking at Lynn's earnest expression, he could only (ó﹏ò｡) pull out a stack of yellow paper and blank talismans from his robe, take out a realgar brush, and swiftly inscribe characters for protection, peace, and dispelling evil and suppressing ghosts on those talismans.

"How...how many do you want?"

"A few more. I want to go back and paste them in my room to ward off evil."

"O...okay."

...

Wang Chaobei's back was soaked through with sweat.

Lynn hoisted his AK onto his shoulder, and with a whoosh, two plumes of green smoke billowed from both sides of his Plague Doctor Mask.

Vaguely, one could see more than a dozen talismans hanging around his neck—peace talismans, evil-dispelling talismans, demon-suppressing talismans, good luck talismans—along with two crosses he had gotten from the exorcists.

And even more outrageous, he was slapping yellow talismans one after another onto his own mask, head, and chest.

As the smoke sprayed, all the talismans on his body rustled and fluttered.

Lynn turned his head and asked, "Daoist Priest, with so many talismans pasted on me, am I now impervious to all ghosts?"

Daoist Priest Wang Chaobei (╥﹏╥) said, "No... the talismans you pasted on yourself are for suppressing zombies. They suppress whoever they're pasted on. You shouldn't paste them on yourself..."

Lynn said, "It's fine. I've been feeling pretty evil lately. Suppressing it a bit is good."

Seeing that Bai Yi and the others had finished counting the people, Lynn hoisted his AK, waved his hand forward, all the talismans on his body lit up with a rustling glow, and he shouted loudly:

"Let's go! Move out, let's keep finding ghosts to kill!"

...

Soon, under Lynn's crushing force.

The evil spirits and monsters that had invaded the Supernatural Administration were wiped out batch after batch by Lynn.

The group following behind Lynn also grew larger and larger. After rescuing the final batch of exorcists, Lynn had gathered behind him a motley crew of extraordinary individuals with vastly different styles.

There were Western priests, exorcists, spiritual mediums, as well as Eastern Celestial Masters, Buddhist monks, and spirit mediums.

Without exception, these were all the various extraordinary individuals gathered under the Supernatural Administration.

...

Meanwhile.

In the conference room outside the Supernatural Administration headquarters, Kress gazed fanatically at the images transmitted back through the blood-red crystal ball in his hand.

Through the perspectives of those evil spirits, he had witnessed Lynn's crushing advance all the way.

Watching the tentacles rustling and surging from that Plague Doctor-masked freak in the footage, the fanaticism in Kress's eyes was practically gushing out.

"Lord Kress, the summoning ritual is ready! We can begin at any time!" a black-robed figure behind him rasped.

A cold smile curled on Kress's lips as he put away the crystal ball, saying:

"Excellent, take me to see."

"Yes!"

He followed the black-robed figure out of the conference room with large strides, arriving at the plaza outside the Supernatural Administration headquarters building.

And at this very moment, a blood-red magic array had been inscribed on that plaza.

A large number of corpses were being placed around the array in a strange formation by those pale-skinned Crawlers, one after another. Clearly, they had used this time to set up a large-scale blood sacrifice ritual.

And all the people they had slaughtered in the Supernatural Association had become offerings for this ritual.

A sick and fanatical expression appeared on Kress's face.

"I have already mastered the method to summon you, but before that, I still very much want to further behold your terror. So I am very curious, what kind of horror would you transform into when you erupt with your full power?!"

The array they were inscribing now.

Although not as complex as the ritual they obtained from Bai Yi.

But as one of the few rituals they possessed capable of summoning hellish evil spirits, the evil ghost summoned by this ritual was also extremely powerful and cruel.

Just like a few years ago.

When a leader of their organization was being hunted by exorcists from the Western Church, he summoned that evil spirit using a large amount of blood offerings, effortlessly turning the tables and even killing over a dozen of the opposing exorcists in one fell swoop.

And precisely because of this.

This ritual had always been regarded by them as one of their trump cards, aside from the Flesh and Blood Dominator's favored ones.

[Gluttony]!

Those two scarlet characters were inscribed in the center of the blood-red magic array in a bizarre form, carrying a kind of enchanting and terrifying beauty.

It represented hunger.

It represented appetite.

It also represented sin.

"Summon!"

His gaze turned gloomy, and he suddenly extended his hand to issue the command.

The several black-robed figures standing around the array immediately spread their hands, knelt on one knee, and began chanting rolling incantations.

[Under the Red Moon, a feast of blood.]

[In the name of the great Flesh and Blood Dominator, we beseech your response.]

[In the name of flesh, blood, soul, hunger, and feast, we beseech the gaze of the Death Spirit Gate.]

[O Flesh Wraiths wandering in the Death Realm!]

[O Glutton who can never be satisfied!]

[We offer blood offerings and feasts as sacrifices! We offer souls and flesh and blood as tributes!]

[We request your descent!]

The several black-robed figures chanted loudly, spreading their arms. Instantly, fierce winds swept across the plaza, and the full moon high in the sky was also shrouded in a layer of blood-red radiance.

A large amount of blood spread out rustling from the surrounding corpses, dyeing the summoning array even more crimson.

And in the very center of the array, space began to crack open bit by bit.

A pair of blood-colored eyes slowly emerged from within.

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