novelraw Chapter 280: How Could Anyone Sleep After That?
Chapter 280: How Could Anyone Sleep After That?
Chapter 280: How Could Anyone Sleep After That?The shopkeeper glanced over, coughed, and said, "Sir, this is a proper hotel... I'd advise you to be good..."
Lynn adjusted his monocle and said earnestly, "Do I not look like a good person?"
The shopkeeper wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, took the Skeleton Coins and the tip Lynn placed on the counter, pocketed the tip, and said:
"Sure, sure, your room is upstairs, the last one on the left. The surrounding rooms have no guests, it's quiet, and all kinds of facilities are available..."
"Receipt."
"Huh? What's a receipt?"
"It's proof of how much money I spent opening a room here."
"What do you need that for?"
"To get reimbursed by the Matriarch when I go back."
"???!"...
A few minutes later.
Tucking the slip away and carrying the drunken Zuo Zuo in his arms, Lynn leisurely walked up to his guest room and pushed the door open with a swing.
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So that's why he said to let Zuo Zuo eat and drink to her heart's content, no matter how much money it cost.
Spending money that isn't your own just feels so good!
Feels like he's been on the job for less than a day and already seems to have gained the awareness to become a wicked, decadent bureaucrat!
He closed the door with the back of his heel.
Only the two of them were left in the entire room.
And Lynn immediately noticed that the room the shopkeeper arranged for him seemed a little bit... special.
...
A dozen seconds later.
As if guided by some strange impulse, Lynn placed the drunken little girl Zuo Zuo on the soft, fluffy bed.
Of course.
As her owner, Lynn actually didn't have any thoughts of taking advantage of the situation and pushing Zuo Zuo down. After all, no matter how shameless Lynn was, he shouldn't develop strange desires for his own left hand, right?
Even though she's a cute little girl now.
And she's drunk.
Even if he fiddled with her, she wouldn't put up much resistance.
But that still wouldn't be very good, right?
Even though he was thinking this in his mind, Lynn knew that just standing there like this wasn't comfortable for him, and Zuo Zuo would also find it hard to sleep soundly. After all, the two of them were connected;
if they wanted to sleep well, of course they had to lie down together.
Didn't he and his left hand always sleep in the same bed before?
Perfectly normal, okay.
He lay down on the soft, fluffy bed.
Because the bed was way too soft, and Lynn was so heavy, he immediately sank into it the moment he lay down.
This won't do!
Two opposing figures—a devil and an angel—instantly exploded in Lynn's mind.
Angel: "Lynn! How can you be like this?! How can you have such terrible thoughts in your mind?! Even though Zuo Zuo is indeed very cute, wouldn't your heart ache at the thought of getting her drunk and doing her?!"
Devil: "No, Lynn, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Think about it, isn't Zuo Zuo cute? Isn't she pure? Isn't she soft? And after the Matriarch teased you like that earlier, can you still hold back?"
Angel (angry): "Don't be ridiculous! Lynn, Zuo Zuo is your left hand! How can you do something so immoral? If you do Zuo Zuo, she'll definitely be very sad, very angry, you'll break her heart! She'll never pay attention to you again!"
Devil (serious): "No! Lynn, don't listen to her! You have to understand, Zuo Zuo is your left hand! Isn't it an operation most boys understand, letting your left hand relieve your unbearable heat? Lynn, you were so skilled before, why have you become so hesitant now that Zuo Zuo has Mimicry? Isn't this a perfectly normal thing?"
Angel (furious): "It's not normal at all! Where is it normal?! You devil! Zuo Zuo is a cute loli now!"
Devil (smirking): "Shouldn't that be even more exciting? And doing it with your own left hand isn't illegal! And a girl who grows on your own body, isn't she naturally your property? And I really like Zuo Zuo too!"
Angel (furious): "Bah! Is that liking?! You're just lusting after her body, you're despicable!"
Devil (flustered and angry): "I've put up with you for a long time, don't push your luck! Watch out or I'll take you out!"
Angel (furious): "I've been fed up with you for a long time too! Bring it on if you have the guts! Am I scared of you?! I'll beat you to death!"
In an instant, the two little figures in Lynn's mind furiously started brawling, fighting inextricably.
Lynn rubbed his temples with a headache.
And after a great deal of internal struggle.
Finally.
After the great battle.
Lynn's angel still gained the upper hand.
After all, his good moral upbringing made it very difficult for Lynn to do such a terrible thing as taking advantage of the situation. Yes, that's right, absolutely right, he is, after all, a morally upstanding young man.
But...
Lynn glanced at Zuo Zuo's chubby little face, just two centimeters away.
What the devil said wasn't entirely without merit...
But giving her a little kiss should be fine, right?
Then, quietly.
He leaned over.
[Ding! Congratulations on triggering a special achievement. You have obtained 200 base experience.]
A person cannot, at the very least should not, this indicates the host has taken an outrageous and sinful step towards becoming a lolicon. A person cannot, at the very least should not. You have obtained permanent bonuses: Happiness +20, Sin +1, Constitution +2, Firing Speed +2%