Chapter 277: Boss! Ten More Bottles! Your Finest Stuff!
Chapter 277: Boss! Ten More Bottles! Your Finest Stuff!
As soon as these words were spoken.
Zuo Zuo froze.
Then, sure enough, she quieted down for the time being.
But the exquisite face inside the robe was still gritting its teeth, glaring at him furiously, and said:
"You just wait! You stupid Brain! This isn't over between us!! I'll kill you again later!!"
"Then stop kicking around! Be careful or you'll get discovered!"
"Damn it! Don't tell me what to do!"
And just about ten seconds later, several guards ran over from the depths of the corridor.
They immediately saw Lynn, wrapped in a black Night Doctor robe, a gentle smile on his face.
They also immediately recognized that this should be the young man who had earned the Matriarch's favor and was personally granted the status of Night Doctor by her.They dared not be negligent and immediately saluted, saying:
"Greetings, Good Doctor."
Lynn chuckled happily, "Comrades, you've worked hard. No need to salute me, hurry up and stand."
The two guards glanced at each other, then nodded and stood up. Looking around, they hesitantly inquired:
"Sir, we just heard the sound of a little girl making a racket here. May we ask..."
Lynn, wrapped in his robe, chuckled, "You must have misheard. What little girl could be here? I just became a Night Doctor and was too excited, so I couldn't help but shout a few times."
His face flushed slightly, and he coughed, "You know how it is. The Matriarch bestowing such a great favor upon me, it's only natural to be a bit excited!"
Under the robe.
Zuo Zuo vigilantly pricked up her ears, listening to the sounds outside.
Only she didn't notice.
Lynn's hand had quietly slipped in and then gave her forehead a gentle flick.
"Eek!"
Zuo Zuo shuddered, revealing an infuriated, furious expression.
But she immediately covered her mouth, her furious eyes wide open, not letting herself make a sound.
Outside the robe, the two guards asked doubtfully:
"Sir, what was that sound just now? I thought I heard..."
Lynn looked around left and right, "Was there? I don't think so? Why didn't I hear anything?"
The two guards looked around suspiciously, "Maybe we misheard."
"Sir, are you planning to go into the city for a stroll?"
Lynn smiled, restraining the kicking Zuo Zuo inside his robe, his expression unchanged, "Yes, I just became a Night Doctor and haven't had a chance to wander around this city yet. Perfect time to go out, take a look around, broaden my horizons, hehe."
And inside his robe.
Zuo Zuo gritted her teeth, watching that right hand provocatively teasing her like playing with a cat, grinding her teeth with a *kacha kacha* sound.
The two guards became more respectful, saying:
"In that case, we won't disturb you any further. Would you like us to act as guides?"
Lynn chuckled, "No need, that would trouble you too much. I'll just..."
But before he could finish his sentence, his face suddenly stiffened.
"Sir, what's wrong?" the two guards asked, puzzled.
Lynn broke out in a sweat, the corner of his mouth twitching, "It's nothing, don't mind me."
The two guards respectfully said, "In that case, Sir, please carry on. We shall take our leave."
Lynn nodded with a smile.
The two guards then turned and left, quickly disappearing down the other end of the corridor.
Watching them go, Lynn immediately lifted his robe, pulling Zuo Zuo's little head out, saying furiously:
"Zuo Zuo, what are you kicking?! That's not a place you can just kick around!"
Zuo Zuo raged, "But you poked me!"
Lynn felt an immense headache.
Then, glancing around a few times, he said, "We'll talk about everything later. Let's go out first, I'll find you some clothes to wear."
"This Left Hand would rather die than wear clothes!!"
"Then stay wrapped in my robe!"
"No!"
...
A few minutes later.
Inside a tavern in the City of Night.
Lynn sat at a table with dead-fish eyes, staring at Zuo Zuo sitting across from him, wearing one of his old tattered shirts, one foot propped up on the stool, furiously stuffing huge chunks of roasted meat into her mouth.
Grease dripped from her mouth, and every time she took a big bite, she chewed vigorously with a (▼ヘ▼#) expression, making loud sounds.
As if she wasn't chewing roasted meat, but his head.
"Boss! Ten more roasted elephant legs, two bottles of Erguotou! He's paying!!"
Zuo Zuo (▼ヘ▼#) pointed a bone at Lynn across the table, but because she was too petite, her voice held absolutely no intimidation or arrogance, even sounding a bit childish and squeaky.
Lynn waved his hand dismissively.
He had finally, at great monetary cost and with the temptation of food, barely managed to reach a temporary non-aggression pact with Zuo Zuo.
But clearly, Zuo Zuo's anger was far from subsided.
"Satisfied now?" Lynn smiled. "Said I'd treat you well, and I definitely won't go back on my word. Tasty, right? I noticed this place when I came with Mr. Raven."
"Hmph!"
Zuo Zuo (▼へ▼メ) turned her head away, obviously still angry.
Picked up a bottle of liquor.
Gulped it down into her mouth.
"That's liquor, not water!" Lynn said seriously. "Don't just order a whole bunch because you see others drinking! You've never had alcohol before, aren't you afraid of getting drunk?"
As he spoke, Lynn made a move as if to snatch it.
Zuo Zuo angrily *swished* and hugged the bottle to her chest.
"Weren't you the one who said I could eat and drink freely? What? Stupid Brain changing his mind?!"
Zuo Zuo glared at him furiously, holding the bottle.
Lynn helplessly spread his hands, "How could I? Drink if you want."
Zuo Zuo furiously opened her mouth and, out of spite, gulped down the liquor.
Even though it didn't taste good at all.
But the main point was it was expensive!
Ridiculously, outrageously expensive!
That's right! Since she couldn't kill him, then she'd eat the most expensive food, drink the most expensive drinks, and deal a heavy blow to his arrogant attitude!
How dare he turn this lady into this wretched body, it's simply bullying a hand too far!
If she didn't empty his wallet today!
She swore she wouldn't be a hand!
"Boss!! Ten more bottles! (▼ヘ▼#) The big ones!!" Zuo Zuo waved her little hand.
Exceptionally arrogant.
...
Half an hour later.
[Ding! You have acquired a negative status: Tipsy!]
[Ding! Your Left Hand has acquired a negative status: Blasted Drunk!]
Lynn rubbed his throbbing temples with a headache, carrying Zuo Zuo who had o(x﹏x)o drunk herself into a stupor, staggering out the door of the City of Night tavern.
Her two little feet dangling, (x﹏x) lying in the crook of Lynn's arm, constantly dry heaving.
"Poison!! Brain, you poisoned the drink!! Despicable! Ugh!"
Lynn rubbed his temples with a headache, "Poison my foot! I told you that was liquor! Liquor! You were guzzling it down like your life depended on it, and even I got affected!"
Zuo Zuo raised a trembling finger, double vision constantly swimming before her eyes, babbling dizzily:
"I want more!! Boss!! Ten more bottles!! The most expensive ones!"
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