Creepy Pharmacist: All my patients are scary!

Chapter 265: I’ll Always Stand by Your Side

At this moment, Lynn finally understood that he was indeed too young.

He originally thought it would be this kind of love triangle situation, but he never expected it to be that kind of love triangle situation.

Indeed, for such unreasonable creatures, one truly cannot use human concepts to judge them...

But why does it still feel so utterly absurd?

It's absolutely ridiculously absurd to the extreme!

And just as Lynn watched with vacant eyes, the love triangle drama he anticipated still unfolded...

"I'm telling you—it's been thousands of years already—if you still dare to seduce my wife—I'll drag my whole family along to finish you off!!"

"You actually have the nerve to say that! Clearly you're the scoundrel! You were the one who barged in and tricked Little Wu away!! An old cow eating tender grass! A tens-of-thousands-year-old geezer going after a thousands-year-old young girl! Shameless!"

"(Suppressing intense rage)! But at least I'm better than you—at least I have the equipment—you don't even have the equipment—(sneering) Spiritual feelings—how can they compare to spiritual + physical feelings? Hehehe—"

"(Embarrassed and angry) That's not what you said when you were pursuing me back then!""(Gritting teeth) You actually dare bring that up—just mentioning it makes me angry—what difference would it make if you transformed to match my size?! You angels definitely have the ability to enlarge!"

"(Embarrassed and angry) Your mind is completely filled with perverted thoughts! When you were pursuing me, I already told you that I only wanted pure spiritual love, but you always wanted to get in my pants!"

"Is there a problem with that—without physical intimacy—how can feelings possibly deepen?! Clearly your way of thinking is unreasonable—and you were the one who dumped me!"

"(Embarrassed and angry) So you secretly took advantage of the two hundred years when I went back, deliberately scheming to seduce my sister?!"

Both sides gritted their teeth, with crackling electric currents sparking between their gazes.

The thick smell of gunpowder was like igniting an entire arsenal.

Both parties had completely dropped their pretenses, tension running high, with the feeling that they wanted to kill each other out of sheer annoyance.

And the Godweaver Head could only anxiously stand between them, constantly saying "Stop fighting!" "Don't argue anymore!"

But it was completely ineffective.

In the distance, sitting on Little One's head watching the battle, Lynn rubbed his temples with a pained expression.

For the first time, he felt his brain wasn't sufficient.

Because these relationships were too messy!

Way too messy!

Lynn tried hard to sort out the logical relationships.

So that meant Big Brother Titan initially pursued the Angel Matriarch, but the Angel Matriarch preferred platonic love. After Big Brother Titan agreed, the two established a relationship. Later, when Big Brother Titan wanted deeper communication with the Angel Matriarch, he was rejected. After several attempts, the two began to drift apart, and finally the Angel Matriarch dumped Big Brother Titan. Then she started a new platonic relationship with Auntie Wushen. Big Brother Titan couldn't accept this, so during the two hundred years when the Angel Matriarch went back, he pursued Auntie Wushen and succeeded. By the time the Angel Matriarch returned, they already had a child...

Lynn (；￣д￣)

This... is indeed an extremely melodramatic love triangle drama.

But the most terrifying thing is that any two points among these three could form a connection—all three of them had actually been in romantic relationships with each other before...

Too absurd!

Little One looked confused and said, "Doctor—what are mom and dad arguing about—Little One doesn't understand—"

Lynn adjusted his monocle, rubbed his temples, and said while holding his forehead, "Little One doesn't need to understand. The emotional entanglements of the older generation are best not interfered with by our generation..."

Their circle is way too messy...

...

Finally, after more than ten minutes.

On the other side of the square, the Inverted Angel sat there with reddened eyes, fists clenched tightly, while the Godweaver Head sat opposite her constantly comforting and persuading.

And on this side, the Titan Head was also clacking his teeth angrily, his tentacles curled up, with steam circles puffing from the top of his head.

Clearly, he was also filled with a bellyful of anger.

Lynn wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and sat cross-legged opposite the Titan Head, saying:

"Big Brother Titan, there's really no need to bother arguing with women. You're already married now, you even have a daughter. Do you really need to get angry over these old, stale matters? It's not worth it."

The Titan Head took a deep breath, grinding his teeth with a clacking sound as he said:

"But I wasn't wrong—we were together for ten thousand years—not even allowed to touch—the younger generations already have grandchildren—but I don't even have my own child—when others hear I have an angel girlfriend they're envious—envious my (beep—)—do you know how your big brother survived those ten thousand years?"

"I had to rely on my left hand!" he exclaimed angrily.

Lynn's Left Hand trembled subconsciously.

The Titan Head glanced at him and said deeply, "Don't you think I'm right? Could you possibly accept that kind of spiritual love?"

Lynn widened his eyes, waving his hand grandly as he said, "Of course not! What a joke! If you can't get intimate, can it even be called a romantic relationship?! Big Brother! Rest assured, on this point I'll always stand by your side!"

[Ding! Titan Head's Affinity toward you +30]

...

Several minutes later.

On the Titan Head's side, the Godweaver Head was bringing Little One along, using tentacles to repeatedly smack the Titan Head's head while chattering away with a stream of scolding and warnings.

Lynn glanced over at that side.

Then he sighed, looking earnestly at the red-eyed, fist-clenching Angel Matriarch before him, and sighed:

"Matriarch, there's really no need to bother arguing with men. They're all creatures whose minds are only filled with thoughts of intimacy. And it's been so many years already. Do you really need to get angry over these old, stale matters? It's not worth it!"

The Inverted Angel said with red eyes, gritting her teeth, "I wasn't wrong. Can noble spiritual love and mutual understanding really not compare to beast-like physical desires? And he clearly agreed back then, but before even ten thousand years passed, he went back on his word and kept wanting to get intimate with me!"

"Can an angel who's been intimate still be called an angel?! Angels must forever maintain purity and rationality."

Lynn nodded like pounding garlic.

The Inverted Angel glanced at him and said deeply, "So you shouldn't be as vulgar as that scoundrel, right? Your mind isn't filled with his kind of filthy thoughts, is it?"

Lynn widened his eyes, waving his hand grandly as he said, "Of course not! What a joke! If you only think about intimacy and physical relations, can that even be called love? Clearly platonic spiritual love is the most perfect! Matriarch, rest assured, on this point I'll definitely stand by your side!"

[Ding! Inverted Angel's Affinity toward you +40]

...

Finally.

After a long period of difficult consolation for both sides, the atmosphere between them finally no longer remained tense.

But clearly, getting both sides to peacefully coexist was obviously a task that would require much effort and time.

Because they were not only first loves to each other, but also love rivals simultaneously.