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Chapter 163: The Three Perks of a Loli

Lynn jolted and declared, "Check the quadrant for the symbol!"

Bai Yi shuddered, trembling as he struggled to stand up, urgently responding, "The heavenly king covers the earth tiger!"

Lynn trembled, clenched his fist and said, "The pagoda! Suppresses the river demon!"

Bai Yi became completely agitated, tears gradually welling up in his eyes.

"Imperial palace jade liquid wine! (ಥ_ಥ)"

"One hundred eighty per cup! (ಥ_ಥ)"

The two of them spoke faster and faster, growing more sorrowful with each phrase.

"Lolis have three virtues!"

Lynn was shaking.

"Soft voice, delicate body...""Easy to push over!"

By the time they uttered those final three words, their voices were already choked with emotion, their eyes completely bloodshot!

Comrades!! They were comrades!!

Everything matched perfectly!!

Bai Yi felt like his entire being was about to split apart. Clutching the hand of this unfamiliar young man before him, he burst into loud sobbing, crying as if mourning his parents.

Only he himself knew!

What kind of excitement and sorrow was contained within these tears!

This feeling of meeting someone from home in a foreign land, this blood-like connection akin to family...

This feeling... this feeling was just like a lost little girl who had been abducted for many years, finally seeing the parents who gave birth to and raised her again in an unfamiliar place!

At this moment, he truly hated that he wasn't a delicate young maiden!

Otherwise!

He really wanted to immediately throw himself fiercely into the arms of this fellow townsman before him!

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"Meeting an old friend in a distant land! Meeting an old friend in a distant land!!"

Bai Yi wept bitterly while wiping his tears, his voice already thick with crying.

"I got transported just by using navigation! Got chased by ghosts just by turning a corner! Got my kidney harvested just by visiting someone's home aaaaaah!"

"Brother! Do you know how... how I've survived these past few days?!"

Bai Yi wailed loudly, crying too hard to speak properly.

"They harvested me here, then harvested me there, they even took one of my balls!"

Lynn's eyes had long since turned bloodshot.

He hugged this unfortunate fellow townsman, his vision blurry with tears as he choked out:

"It's okay! We still have one left! We can still keep using it! As long as we're alive! Life has infinite possibilities!"

So tragic!

It's really too tragic!

I didn't believe it before!

But now that I'm really in a foreign land, it's truly 'when fellow townsmen meet, their eyes well up with tears'!

Bai Yi wailed loudly: "Brother! Did you also get transported here? May I ask your honorable name!"

Lynn choked out: "We're both fallen people at the ends of the earth! Why must we have met before to know each other! My humble surname is Lin, given name En, courtesy name Youqian! From Heilongjiang in the Northeast!"

Bai Yi cried loudly: "Big Brother even has a courtesy name, that's really distinctive!"

Lynn choked out: "What about you?"

Bai Yi wept: "Your little brother's surname is Bai, given name Yi, a miserable high school student who hasn't graduated yet! From Jiuzhou's Demon Capital!"

Lynn wiped his tears and said: "Shanghai is a good place! A good place!"

Bai Yi cried: "What's Shanghai?"

"..."

The crying stopped abruptly, the surroundings falling into complete silence.

Lynn's expression stiffened as he said: "Say that again, where did you say you're from?"

Bai Yi said in surprise: "Demon Capital person..."

"Say the real name! Not the nickname!"

Bai Yi (；д；) said: "It's just Demon Capital, Jiuzhou Demon Capital, everyone in the country knows it, what's wrong?"

Lynn gradually began to realize something was wrong.

Under Bai Yi's bewildered gaze, Lynn stood up, frowning as he paced back and forth in front of him.

Bai Yi asked confusedly: "Big Brother, what's wrong with you?"

Lynn thought for a moment, then asked again: "Before my bed, the moonlight is bright, I suspect it's frost on the ground - who wrote that?"

When Bai Yi heard this, he nearly laughed through his tears, thinking Lynn was joking with him, and said:

"Of course it was written by XX (a completely unfamiliar name)! Big Brother, are you joking with me? That's a poem we learned in first grade!"

Lynn went blank.

He gradually realized there was a problem.

Either the guy in front of him was an idiot, or he was deliberately messing with him.

Or there was really a big problem...

Looking at Bai Yi before him, he murmured: "Then let me ask you, do you know Newton, Einstein, Galileo? If you don't know those, do you know Jordan, Kobe, Yao Ming? Or something more familiar, do you know Brother Jackie Chan?"

Bai Yi's eyes grew increasingly confused as he listened to the series of names, looking completely baffled.

"Um... who are those?"

Buzz—

Lynn's mind went completely blank, his expression suddenly becoming vacant.

[Lynn SAN -50]

...

Several minutes later.

Lynn frowned as he carefully compared all the conventional things he could think of from the world he knew with Bai Yi before him.

And Bai Yi, looking completely baffled, truthfully explained everything one by one.

In his view, this senior from another world seemed to be severely lacking in common knowledge, even unfamiliar with historical figures that anyone who had received ten years of compulsory education would know.

This was truly rather strange.

And after more detailed comparison, Lynn finally confirmed something with vacant realization.

No...

They weren't from the same world at all...

Although the world he came from had many similarities with his own world, and even the historical progression was roughly the same, it fundamentally wasn't his world...

That country was called Jiuzhou.

Its capital was called Dragon City.

That country had already become the world's largest nation several decades ago.

That nation was already a giant dragon coiled in the East.

But...

It still wasn't his home.

Lynn raised his head, staring vacantly upward, and said:

"What in the world... is going on..."

[Ding! You have triggered a special achievement: Homeland in a Foreign Land, you have obtained 200 basic experience]

[Homeland in a Foreign Land] Special achievement, obtained when you encounter your first visitor from "home". Description: Perhaps subtle differences are eternal... You have obtained permanent attribute bonus: All attributes +10, Happiness -10

Watching Lynn's suddenly vacant expression.

Bai Yi said in astonishment: "Big Brother, you... what's wrong with you?"

Lynn sat down, grabbing his own hair with one hand, tugging at it forcefully several times, and said:

"There's a problem."

Immediately.

Lynn told Bai Yi all the problems he had discovered, explaining all the differences between their two homelands, everything he had found out.

Upon learning the truth, Bai Yi's face was filled with shock and astonishment.

Which meant to say...

If what he said was true.

Then they... they...

"Similar, yet different." Lynn said dejectedly:

"It seems we come from two homelands with the same historical progression, but that place is your world, not my world."