novelraw Chapter 1251: Husband and Wife Team Up to Scam (8)
Chapter 1251: Husband and Wife Team Up to Scam (8)
Chapter 1251: Chapter 1251: Husband and Wife Team Up to Scam (8) But unexpectedly, before the main event even started, Gu Jinrong exposed his trick.
"Drive, drive!" Dabai shouted at the driver.
The car sped back to the hotel where they were staying.
The two monkeys had already been taken back to the hotel by their uncle. Ou Yanan, being a doctor with a cleanliness obsession, always feared outside food wasn’t clean enough. The hotel’s kitchen seemed sanitary after a few days of dining there. To be safe, he brought the two monkeys back to the hotel for lunch.
While eating, the monkeys were still thinking about how their Dabai dad had tricked their mom away, leaving them behind for a few hours.
Little Mingli, while using his small chopsticks to poke at the fried rice in his bowl, had two grains stuck near his mouth and asked his uncle: "How did mom and dad make us, do you know, uncle?"
No idea if the second monkey accidentally opened up a gynecology textbook today, thus stimulating his brain into a sudden acceleration.
Ou Yanan held his ground and said, "You’ll know these things when you grow up."
"Dad seems to say uncle knows everything."
Apparently, the big brother-in-law Dabai wasn’t just a little tricky. Ou Yanan was filled with black lines across his forehead.
Little Mingli continued to send sugar-coated bombs: "Dad says uncle is a very good student, knows everything, and has a much higher academic level than him. So whenever I have questions I don’t understand, asking uncle is right, dad can’t answer them."
"Well—" Ou Yanan cleared his throat, "There are some questions even scientists can’t answer; uncle can’t either."
Lingxin’s curious little eyes fell on his uncle’s face.
Upon receiving the big monkey’s gaze, Ou Yanan stiffened and glanced back: Do you know?
Remembering being penalized at the library once, Lingxin quickly lowered his little head: No, if even uncle can’t answer, how could he know?
Little Mingli was still caught in the endless inquiry: "If uncle doesn’t know, who should I ask?"
"You don’t need to ask anyone!" Ou Yanan had to put on a stern face, tapping the second monkey’s rice bowl with chopsticks, "Your job right now is not asking these, but eating!"
"Dad says I eat too much and don’t study well, and might not get a wife."
"Uncle guarantees you won’t be without a wife. Because uncle is good at studying too and hasn’t gotten married yet." When Ou Yanan said this, he couldn’t help feeling a bit sympathetic. Was this sacrificing for a noble cause, revealing his bachelor status just to answer a three-year-old’s question?
The two monkeys couldn’t help but widen their little mouths. Then, with hearts in sync, the brothers exchanged glances, and said to Ou Yanan: "Don’t worry, uncle, we’ll help you find a woman soon."
Ou Yanan’s sole feeling was wanting to hit a wall directly. So, no matter what, don’t take kids too seriously.
"No, you don’t need to help me with this kind of thing—" Ou Yanan felt like he wasn’t talking to three-year-olds but to three-hundred-year-olds, it was exhausting.
"We know." Lingxin, thoughtfully said, "Mom has mentioned this is about fate. So we’ll help uncle find someone but won’t say it out loud. If we see someone suitable, we’ll secretly tell uncle, and he can decide on his own."
Upon hearing the big monkey’s sensible approach, the second monkey Mingli was truly imaginative, with a wild, day-dreamy brain opening up a big hole: "Uncle, my brother’s method is too low-grade and outdated. I’ll sign you up at a matchmaking agency. With uncle’s qualifications, putting up an ad, countless women worldwide will chase after uncle. Then uncle can just sit back and choose."