Chapter 150 Adulthood
Chapter 150 Adulthood
It is late autumn now, and the red leaves are falling all over the mountains and fields.
Xiao Xiao Hongye is like the rouge tears of a married girl, beautiful and beautiful but desolate and lonely.
When the autumn wind blows, a red leaf flies up against the wind, spinning circle after circle in the air.
The breeze is like a lover's hand, gently caressing Hongye's whole body gently, letting the other party freely dance in the most graceful postures in the air with his own heartbeat.
The leaves move with the wind, and the wind blows up the leaves, weaving a beautiful dream scene.
Teasing, caressing, resisting, tumbling, madness, satisfaction, and convulsions, the breeze and the red leaves are completely integrated into one, no longer alone, no longer lonely, and they will reach the peak together, bringing the greatest joy and dripping in the world.
After a long time, the wind calmed down, and the red leaves fell to the ground.
Hu Hai suddenly opened his eyes, his watery eyes were full of confusion, and Ruyu's cheeks were flushed red from excitement, like a girl with rouge, panting heavily.
After the peak of happiness, there is endless loneliness.
I don't know how long it took for Hu Hai to fully wake up amidst the intermittent sound of building outside.
"I'm going! Why are you here..." Hu Hai tried to get up from the couch. It was obviously just a dream, but the real stimulation like a storm still made his legs weak, "You need to exercise more. Look at my father... I have n daughters all night, and I am still full of energy and dancing every night, but this son just had a dream... sour..."
Hu Hai rubbed his waist and legs, but after thinking about it, he still didn't ask anyone to come in to serve him, because he was soft-handed when he had a dream. If he asked someone to come in to serve such a thing, if his father knew about it, he would always be ridiculed by him to 80 years old.
Lifting off the quilt, looking at the wet and mushy patch on the crotch, and then at the quilt and bed sheets that were also soiled by himself, Hu Hai scratched his face in embarrassment, and said to himself: "So many ...I will laugh if my father finds out..."
Although this happens to men all the time, and it is a gratifying thing to grow up to be, but the time, place, and characters are all wrong. When I was sleeping on my father's bed...cough coughcough...criminal evidence!This is incriminating evidence!Will be ridiculed by the emperor until the age of 80!
It's a personal matter to do it in your own bedroom, and the father can only joke about two things at most. As a healthy man who has been on physiological movies long ago and has watched many action movies, there is nothing embarrassing about it; here ... What is the difference between this and an adult defecating anywhere in broad daylight and in public?
Hu Hai rubbed his face, turned over and opened a wardrobe in the hidden part of the room.
Because Hu Hai often takes a nap here, his clothes are also placed here, so it is easy, he changed a set of clothes for himself, then turned his head, looked at the pile of "criminal evidence" on the couch, and then forcefully After rubbing his face, he pulled out the bed sheet on the couch, and then put all the large roll of "criminal evidence" into the bed sheet, wrapped it up and carried it in his hand, and prepared to go out later to find a place where no one was around, and ask the servant to help him. he buried.
As for the lack of a quilt on the father's couch... The father is rich in the world, so he wouldn't care if he lost a quilt.
With that in mind, Hu Hai put the packed baggage on his back and tiptoed out the door.
Today's big study is a bit strange, probably because it is just in the afternoon, and it is the time when people are prone to drowsiness. There is no sound in the whole hall except for the gentle and soft sound of building, and everything is quiet, so... It is convenient to be a thief yourself.
The only trouble is that the father's big study is outside the bedroom, so if you want to go out, you must pass through the big study.So now comes the question...how can the father not see such a big burden?
Hmm... Let's just say that I am fascinated by the quilt now. Father's sheets and quilts are so easy to use, and they smell like Father's on them. I can feel more at ease when I hug them to sleep at night, so I decided to requisition this set of quilts?Fuck!Will it be turned into an Electra madman by people's brains?
never mind!The Electra madman is the Electra madman, right?Better than getting caught defecating everywhere!
While thinking, Hu Hai walked towards the big study room, humming the tune played by Zhusheng subconsciously while walking. Like a baby falling asleep softly.If I hadn't had enough sleep just now, and was coaxed by this song, I might have fallen asleep as well.
Huh?Why did Zhusheng stop?is something happened?
Hu Hai strode towards the big study room, but he didn't see the familiar scene of crouching at the desk and approving memorials that his father was familiar with. Instead, he saw a scene that made his blood boil -- Gao Jianli hugged Zhu with one hand, and groped forward with the other. , walking slowly but firmly, walked towards Yingzheng in front of the case.
At this time, Ying Zheng was lying on the big case, and the soft snoring sounded from his nose. This scene was very familiar to Hu Hai, because he occupied the bed in the inner room. In order not to wake him up, his father often Choose, lie down on the table and squint for a while.
But in the past...ten years, or five years ago, the emperor could not rest for three to five days, and he was still full of energy for wholesale memorials all night long, but now he had to take a nap at noon every day, so that he would have the energy to wholesale memorials in the afternoon.
Father is old after all!
But father's habit is not for a traitor like Gao Jianli to take advantage of it.
"Gao Jianli! What are you doing?" Hu Hai screamed, and at the same time threw out the baggage in his hand.
Hearing Hu Hai's cry, Gao Jianli didn't care where he was going, picked up the building with both hands, and threw it in the direction of Ying Zheng in his memory indiscriminately.
The blind man is very sensitive to sound. In the past few years, he has been able to roughly "hear" the layout of the entire hall, as well as the position of Yingzheng's throne, his position, and the distance between the two. Wait, he even knew some of Ying Zheng's preferences when listening to buildings and approving official documents.
Although Ying Zheng never orders music, he always listens to whatever he plays himself, and has never expressed any special preference for certain music.
But occasionally when he is in a good mood, Ying Zheng will let the young master Hu Hai play a zither, and then ask himself his opinion on the young master's zither skills.
It goes without saying that Hu Hai's zither skills are superb, but as a blind man, a blind man who is very sensitive to sounds, Gao Jianli can hear Ying Zheng's good mood when he listens to Hu Hai's music...or it should be said that Ying Zheng listens to every song by Hu Hai All the songs were in a particularly good mood, but one of the Zhao songs made him feel particularly good.
Gao Jianli recalled Ying Zheng's life experience in the legend. He grew up in the country of Zhao, and his mother was from the country of Zhao. Deep down in his heart, he was always more impressed by everything in his childhood, even the emperor was no exception.
This song was written by Gao Jianli especially for Ying Zheng. It was adapted from a very well-known lullaby by Zhao Guo, which was often used by mothers to coax their children, to make it more gentle and gentle, making it easier for listeners to fall in love. fall asleep.
Coupled with Ying Zheng's habit of taking a nap every day, although the chance of success is slim, it is not impossible.
The most important thing is that even though he is blind today, the young master Hu Hai who can feel that the other party is always looking at him with malicious eyes is not present.
Success or failure is here!
Gao Jianli, who was hit hard by the burden thrown by Hu Hai, first slowed down his movements, then shook off the burden with a shake of his body, waved the building in his hand like a mad tiger, and threw it towards Ying Zheng.
"How courageous!" Hu Hai snorted coldly, rushed over with a stride, jumped up high, and kicked Gao Jianli's body.
Gao Jianli's body bent, and then fell to the ground, the building in his hand fell, and hit the ground heavily, making a "clang" sound, and then Hu Hai also fell to the ground together.
Hu Hai turned over neatly, got up from the ground, and grabbed the building on the ground.
The moment he got it, Hu Hai realized that the weight of this building was very wrong. It was very heavy, at least a dozen kilograms, like a block of iron, and it would definitely cause blood and tears if it was smashed.
"Damn it! Let you hit my father!" Hu Hai raised the building in his hand, aimed it at Gao Jianli who hadn't got up yet, and it was a good meal.
Covering your head and covering your face, you don't have a head or a face, and you can hit wherever it is easy to get your hands on.
Not long after, Gao Jianli had been hit by Hu Hai with blood all over his head, and lying on the ground he could only breathe in but not out.
With such a big event happening in the palace, Ying Zheng naturally woke up a long time ago. He originally wanted to ask the guards to come in to escort him, but he immediately dismissed the idea when he saw Bao Er's incomparable fighting power.
My son, smashing, is so cute, so handsome and cute, even the way of smashing people is more chic than ordinary people.
As for why Hu Hai wanted to hit people?Ying Zheng was sleeping just now, so he didn't know about Gao Jianli's assassination of Qin Dynasty, but this is not the point, the point is that Hu Hai is happy.
#On how the bear child is tempered! #
"Damn it... Ying Zheng... dog..." Before Gao Jianli finished speaking, he felt a gust of wind hit him, and then hit him hard on his mouth, knocking out all the words he hadn't finished speaking Going back, "Dog..." Gao Jianli still wanted to speak, but felt something strange in his mouth, "Pu Pu" spat out, it turned out to be five or six teeth.
"Hmph! I know you're a blind man with bad intentions! Fortunately, my son is wise and powerful!" Hu Hai put down Zhu in his hand, let Zhu rest on the ground with one end supporting his hand, and gasped heavily.
What?You said panting is not beautiful?Do you try to slap someone with a weight of more than ten kilograms of iron?See how many times you can slap!Let me tell you, beating people... What the hell is physical labor, not something ordinary frail scholars can do!
From Gao Jianli's intermittent words, Ying Zheng probably imagined what happened just now. It must be that Gao Jianli tried to cheat on me while I was asleep, and then was caught by his own baby.
It's good to have a son!A father with a son is like a treasure!
"Honey, why don't you take a break first and have a sip of tea before we continue!" Ying Zheng stood by and gave a conscientious opinion.
Hu Hai turned back speechlessly, looked at Ying Zheng who was standing on the throne, looking at him lovingly, rubbed his temples and said, "Father, shouldn't you be very angry and angry at this time, and then 'big brother' Call the escort' or something?"
Dad, did you take the wrong script?Did you take the script of "a man armed with a weapon beats a blind luthier, and passers-by watch him indifferently without saving him"?
"Uh... Originally, the father wanted to call someone... but the baby smashed you so handsome and so chic... The father was stunned for a while..." Faced with the baby's accusation, Ying Zheng was a little bit embarrassed. Embarrassed, his eyes wandered in the hall, and then, as if he had caught a savior, he pointed to Zhao Gao who was standing in the room and said, "Look! It's not just father, Zhao Gao...Zhao Gao too, he was all taken by you!" Shocked?"
Because the outside of the main hall has long been surrounded by heavy soldiers, there are very few people serving in Yingzheng's big study, and most of these few people are hidden in the dark, just obeying Yingzheng's orders at any time.
Originally, such an arrangement was already very secure. After all, most of the people who can serve Ying Zheng are those who have a strong ideological quality. Unexpectedly... the fortress is always breached from the inside.
Hu Hai turned his head and looked at Zhao Gao who didn't know when he would appear, but at this moment he was looking at him with a look of astonishment, threw Zhu on the ground, and let Zhu make a "bump" sound on the ground, then pointed at Zhao Gao, He said angrily: "What are you looking at? Have you never seen a handsome guy beating someone? I haven't seen it. Do you want me to beat you up?"
"Ah! No! No need!" Zhao Gao woke up with a start and shook his head quickly. Only then did he realize that before Hu Hai hit him, it was all because of spring wind and rain, and he was teasing him. Attracted, so...forget about me for a while!"
"That's right! He is heroic!" Ying Zheng nodded repeatedly, and slapped twice to prove what Zhao Gao said was true.
It’s just that when facing Bao’er’s slightly angry eyes, and remembering that Bao’er had persuaded himself many times that “people from the six eastern countries don’t have any good products, stay away from them”, but I not only didn’t listen, but let it go. Gao Jianli has come to this point... Speaking of which, this matter broke out, and I should blame myself for being too arrogant, and I always feel that no one dares to provoke myself.
"Cough cough! Hu Hai, what do you think Gao Jianli should do?" Ying Zheng pointed at Gao Jianli, who was on the ground with too much breath and too little breath. If he didn't kill him, he could only torture the corpse. gone?"
"Return the film? Can you change the way of eating it? The most important thing is that he is dead, so what is the difference between filming and not filming? The filmmaker is only good when he is alive!" Hu Hai waved his hand , rejected his father's opinion, and suggested: "Why don't you just call the soldiers in and drag them down to make steamed stuffed buns to feed the dogs... Hang the head on the city wall for a month to deter those villains."
"Well... that's fine." Ying Zheng nodded, agreeing with Hu Hai's opinion.
Seeing that Ying Zheng agreed to his opinion, Hu Hai was about to ask the soldiers to come in when he saw Ying Zheng suddenly waved his hand, then strode down from the throne, walked to his side, and pulled out the hook hanging from his waist with a "thump". Tai'a sword.
"Huh? Father, do you want to do it yourself?" Hu Hai was a little surprised. Just now, seeing Ying Zheng's quiet appearance, he thought he didn't care much. Unexpectedly, I did not expect that he would bite... The emperor didn't call, "That's fine! Jing Ke died under Tai Ah, and Gao Jianli was Jing Ke's good friend. Letting him die under Tai Ah also fulfilled their good friends. I wish the two of them a hundred years of happiness in the next life." Together, go to Holland as soon as possible, and get the certificate as soon as possible."
Ying Zheng turned his head with a strange expression, and glanced at Hu Hai, wishing that he was still the pure Qin Wangzheng who didn't understand anything.
"Father, what are you doing looking at this son? If you want to kill him, hurry up! If you don't strike, he'll be cold... dead... well, when a person dies, the body will be cold, so kill him while it's still warm." Kill." Hu Hai shook his head and said with a bang.
Listening to Baby Shui's usual tone of "Eat it while it's hot, and you'll get cold if you don't eat it", Ying Zheng broke into a sweat silently, then turned his sword upside down, and put Tai Ah in front of Hu Hai, Said coldly: "You come!"
"Ah?" Hu Hai turned his head and looked at Ying Zheng with astonishment.
In the past, he always wanted to play Tai Ah, but his father always said that he was young and hadn't reached the age of the crown and sword, so he let him talk and talk, and refused to let him play Tai Ah, now what... all of a sudden From playing with a sword to killing with a sword, the painting style has changed too fast, I can't bear it.
"The emperor hasn't killed anyone with his own hands, has he?" Ying Zheng said, sending the Tai'a sword in front of Hu Hai.
"Uh... this... Erchen cut Xiang Yu with a sword... killing people..." Hu Hai thought about it seriously, although he has been licking blood with the head of a knife... it can be regarded as licking blood with the head of a knife, but it is someone else I have seen tens of thousands to 10 people rush to kill many times for the sake of their own blood-licking life, but it seems that they have never killed anyone with their own hands.
However, don't worry about this kind of thing, my son is only 13 years old, not even 14 years old...Three views have not been formed, would it be bad to kill someone?
"It's just right if you don't have it! The emperor uses this person to practice his hands... Only when he can kill people himself can he prove that he is a real man." Ying Zheng forced the Tai'a sword into Hu Hai's hand, patted him on the shoulder and said.
"Ah...this...but..." Hey, hey!Being able to kill people has a dime to do with being able to be a man?This son has become a real man today, the clothes and bedding scattered all over the floor are proof of that.
"Don't be too much... When a person dies, the body will be cold. While it is still warm, kill quickly." Ying Zheng pushed Hu Hai lightly behind him, pushing him two steps forward.
"Ah... Father... Emperor Father..." The politician's skin is indeed thicker than that of ordinary people.
Listening to Ying Zheng copying and pasting what he had just said to persuade him and returning it, Hu Hai was sweating profusely, but he still stepped forward, pressed the tip of the sword to Gao Jianli's heart, and then gently sent it forward.
Tai'a sword really deserves the title of the national treasure sword of Chu State and one of the top ten famous swords. With just such a light stroke by Hu Hai, the tip of the sword pierced into Gao Jianli's heart and penetrated his body like cutting tofu. .
Hu Hai grabbed Tai'a sword, twisted his wrist, and Tai'a sword turned 180 degrees, creating a big hole in Gao Jianli's chest.
Then, Hu Hai quickly pulled out the Tai'a sword, and took two steps back. Blood sprayed out from the wound like a fountain, high and high, all over the room, and Gao Jianli spat out two mouthfuls of blood , his body twitched twice, but soon completely lost his breath.
Ying Zheng looked at Hu Hai, who was standing in front of him holding a sword, and walked up to comfort his son who had just killed someone, and considered whether he should give him some psychological treatment or something.But as soon as he walked over, he heard Hu Hai muttering in a low voice, "Damn it! There's so much blood, wouldn't it be very troublesome when the servants clean up later? Oops! I accidentally caused trouble for others!"
Hmm... Hearing what his son said, Ying Zheng couldn't help but start to think, so much blood, when doing hygiene later... wait... Is there something wrong?Son, are you focusing on the wrong things?
Hu Hai's focus has always been different.
For example, once, he read a novel on the Internet, the main character was a killer, and there was a plot in which the main character of the killer recalled that the dark organization persecuted him when he was young, killed innocent babies, and made the baby’s corpse into four dishes to eat. Go on, or you will kill your own paragraphs; at that time, the comments in the book review area were all cruel and ruthless organized by the dark organization, and only Hu Hai was thinking... oh, what if it was me?I don't seem to know how to cook, and I still cook four dishes... What the hell is such an unpalatable dish, and I have to eat it by myself... Will I get food poisoning first?
Seeing that Bao Baoer was still standing in front of him silently, Ying Zheng regarded the words he heard just now as his hallucination, took two steps forward and patted Hu Hai on the head, took the sword from him, and put the sword back into its sheath , said: "Come here! Drag Gao Jianli down, make steamed stuffed buns for the dogs, and hang his head in Xianyang City for a month."
The soldiers of Daqin were still very well-trained. Following Ying Zheng's order, they had already sensed that there was something going on in the hall, and the soldiers and servants were already waiting outside, and began to tidy up the room in an orderly manner.
Carrying away Gao Jianli's body, cleaning up the blood on the floor and pillars, and throwing away the scattered clothes and bedding...
"Hmm... Hu Hai, what are you doing?" Ying Zheng pointed to the scattered clothes and bedding all over the floor, and said suspiciously.
"This... my son saw that my father was taking a nap outside, and I was afraid that my father would catch a cold, so I brought a quilt..." Hu Hai straightened his face and said with a very serious expression.
What returned to him was Ying Zheng's expression of "you coax the ghost", "Just take the quilt, what are you doing with the bed sheet?"
"Uh... Erchen said, I'm afraid you will drool, can I help you wipe the mattress? If the emperor doesn't believe this explanation, Erchen can also say... It's more comfortable to sleep on the bed sheet...Where do you believe it?" One?" Hu Hai laughed dryly, then blinked at the little servant who was holding the panties he had just changed, standing there stiffly, looking at Ying Zheng, wondering if he should go or not, And from an angle that Ying Zheng couldn't see, he desperately pursed and gestured, "Go, go, go..."
"You brat..." Ying Zheng slapped Hu Hai heavily on the head, and said angrily and with a smile, "Do you dare to make up more nonsense?"
Dare!I dare!Dad, you made me dare!
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