[comprehensive] my family

Chapter 257 My Husband Is a Great Witch 2

"Although our Hangzhou is also a land in the south of the Yangtze River, it is a land of fish and rice. Further south, the climate in Yunnan is more humid and there are many mosquitoes. Every household must have housekeeping snakes. People live in bamboo buildings. Look The house snake is coiled underneath, not only avoiding mosquito poisons in the home, but also nourishing the luck of the home."

Zhang Yuanwai stroked his beard and said, his wife nodded repeatedly, and Zhang Yutang said from the side: "So father, you have been to so many places when you were young."

Mrs. Zhang quickly said: "Of course, your father is also a scholar. He read thousands of books and traveled thousands of miles."

Zhang Yuanwai was even more complacent, but he only cared about showing off, and apparently he had forgotten the most important point, that is, Xiaoqing is a poisonous snake, and no housekeeper's house-keeping snake would be such a pointed-headed poisonous snake.

"Yeah, I think back then I was also a talent with both civil and military skills. It's just that the official career is dangerous, and my parents worried that I would become a rich man."

Zhang Yuanwai boasted even more, as if the truth was what he said. In fact, Zhang Yuanwai was half-baked in everything he did back then. After being admitted as a scholar, he failed to pass the Juren exam several times, so he went to a different place with the people from the Escort Bureau to broaden himself heart went.

The result is of course all kinds of thrills and thrills. Zhang Yuanwai is obviously not the main character, and all he knows is a three-legged cat's kung fu. After a lap, he didn't get injured once. Even he himself felt that he was out of luck.

Later, like countless noble sons, he was crazy enough when he was young, and when he was old, he began to take over his family's business and married a wife whose parents were satisfied.

It's just that he thinks this kind of life is pretty good, so although he occasionally misses the freedom of his youth, it's only occasionally, and he is very satisfied with his current life.

After Zhang Yuanwai had boasted about his knowledge, he began to boast about his literary talent: "This housekeeper snake is covered in blue green, just like the finest sapphire. Let's call it Jasper from now on."

Zhang Yutang vetoed it without thinking: "No."

"Then call it Qingyu."

"She has her own name, okay? Her name is Cen Biqing." This is also Xiaoqing's name in the original book. Zhang Yutang didn't think there was anything wrong with it, so he said it directly.

Xiaoqing nodded meekly on the side, hissing.

Zhang Yutang nodded: "Okay, father, mother, just now Xiaoqing said, everyone will call her Xiaoqing from now on."

Zhang Yuanwai and his wife were speechless for a while. To them, Xiaoqing was a snake, how could he speak human language?People speak snake language, and most people can't understand it.

But from their point of view, Zhang Yutang just kept a pet. The child is still young, so of course he can talk to animals.

Zhang Yuanwai remembered that he had talked to the puppy when he was young, and he had to carry the dog to the bed when he was sleeping, which was not a big deal.

"Alright, I'll call you Xiaoqing."

After Zhang Yuanwai finished speaking, he saw the snake nodded slightly, and suddenly felt that the snake was not a vulgar thing, maybe it was a great fairy, so he paid more attention to it in normal times.

Sure enough, he found something unusual about Xiaoqing. Xiaoqing's body was like a piece of cold jade. Although it was cold to the touch, it didn't freeze his hands at all.

In summer, when I am beside it, I immediately feel cool. In winter, when I lean against it, I just feel soft, and I don’t feel cold at all.

And it can also distinguish between good and bad people. It will remind you when thieves come to your door at night, and you will be able to identify people with malicious thoughts when doing business.

After Zhang Yuanwai avoided a big loss, he successfully ended the investigation period of Xiaoqing, thinking that this is a great immortal, and that auspiciousness descended to their home.

It can be seen that their Zhang family's ancestral grave is smoking, and then they feel distressed. Such a big auspiciousness cannot be revealed. If everyone knows, the government may come to take Xiaoqing away and dedicate it to the emperor. The heroes above might also rob them by force, so how can they give things from the old Zhang family to outsiders?

So Zhang Yuanwai thought of a trick and started to pretend to be sick. He only told his wife about his plan, because he was worried about Zhang Yutang's young age, so he didn't say anything to him.

Zhang Yutang still respected his parents in this life. When he heard that his father was ill, he rushed over immediately, and quietly put a Gu into Zhang Yuanwai's body without saying a word.

This Gu was practiced when he was in the sky. Its only function is to provide spiritual energy. Zhang Yuanwai is a mortal with naked eyes. If he is given spiritual energy, no matter what disease he has, he will definitely recover immediately.

As soon as the spiritual energy Gu entered Zhang Yuanwai's body, Zhang Yutang frowned. Zhang Yuanwai was not sick at all. Although there were some hidden dangers on his body, they were accumulated over time, and mortals will have them when they reach a certain age.

"Are you pretending to be sick?"

Zhang Yutang's words immediately surprised Zhang Yuanwai: "Who told you that I was pretending to be sick? Your father and I are really sick!"

"Oh."

Zhang Yutang said something lightly, Zhang Yuanwai thought he had believed it at first, but who knew what Zhang Yutang should do, there was no sadness on his face, obviously he had exposed the fact that he was pretending to be sick.

Zhang Yuanwai's complacent agreement was a little strange: "Our son is really smart, and no one told him anything. How could he be so careful as a hair, and he saw through that I was pretending to be sick? Could it be that he read some medical books? My Zhang family ancestor also No one is a doctor, madam, where is your house?"

Mrs. Zhang gave him a blank look: "My natal family didn't have any. Besides, he is only old now. Even if he has medical books, he can understand it? Now he just learned a few words with me. Maybe our son is born with a great talent. !"

Zhang Yuanwai patted himself on the thigh: "That's right, I have to carry out my plan quickly."

His son is so smart, he almost forgot that his son is illiterate.

The two were only focused on talking, and they didn't see a gap in the window at all. A green snake lay there listening quietly, and after the two discussed it, it crawled away gently. After making a little noise, he came to a four or five-year-old boy in a short while.

The boy was listening to the voice inside a sealed jar. The voice coming out of it was a bit creepy, but he seemed to hear the most beautiful voice in the world. He nodded from time to time and said, "Come on."

Xiaoqing crawled up his body along his legs, and finally coiled around his neck. From a distance, it looked like he was wearing a jade belt.

Xiaoqing stuck out her tongue lightly: "Hiss."

"What? Do you know what my parents are doing?"

"Hiss..."

"Wait a minute!" Zhang Yutang quickly waved his hands and said, "Don't say it, let me guess! See if I guess right!"

"Hiss..."

"Of course I know, and even if I don't say it, my parents will announce it in two days. They are not slow people, how can they be like me? For my Gu, I will wait longer Time is fine too!"

After Zhang Yutang finished speaking, he praised himself by the way. Xiaoqing originally wanted to despise him, but seeing his chubby face with a complacent expression, he suddenly expressed his approval. How beautiful is his hit person? .

Sure enough, the next day, Zhang Yuanwai spread the word that he had dreamed about a green snake, which must be the instructions given by the great immortal, so he spent a lot of money to find a green snake, and he recovered within a few days.

Of course, as for what disease he got and how he spent money to find the snake, all these were blurred with the spring and autumn brushwork. The point is that this snake is the housekeeper snake of his family, the lucky snake, and his family should enshrine it!In this way, the life of their family can be better.

Xiaoqing appeared in front of everyone just like this. Although everyone was a little afraid of snakes, Xiaoqing didn't know what kind of snake it was. It was very beautiful in appearance and spiritual.

Although not everyone can accept her, the first time those who know her is no longer panic and fear, but: Oh, there is a snake here!What, isn't this Xiaoqing from the Zhang family?

After a long time, people who have mice at home will even borrow Xiaoqing to catch mice. Cats eat mice, and snakes eat mice. Besides, Xiaoqing is not small, and his appetite should be much better than that of snakes.

Xiaoqing: "Hiss..." I would never eat a mouse!

Zhang Yutang nodded at the side: "It's not good to eat mice, but it's okay to eat voles and bamboo rats. They're all plump and the meat is very delicious."

"Hiss..." That's right, that's right, let's eat bamboo rats tonight, this season is when the bamboo rats are plump!

Zhang Yutang nodded, and said to the person who borrowed Xiaoqing: "Xiaoqing can go to your house to chase away mice, but it's just to drive them away. She doesn't eat mice, but only voles and bamboo rats."

The corner of the snake borrower's mouth twitched: I think you want to eat voles and bamboo rats, what does a snake know?But aren't those all mice?

"Okay, as long as Xiaoqing can catch all the mice in our house, there is a bamboo forest behind my yard, and all the voles in it belong to you."

Zhang Yutang nodded: "Okay then, let's make a deal. Xiaoqing, go quickly and use your arrogance to drive away those rats."

Xiaoqing glanced at him lightly, and swam away quickly. She didn't have to do anything, she just had to go to that family's house, and let go of the evil spirit on her body. Animals are always more sensitive than humans. Run away quickly.

When the owner returned home, he found that the house was indeed very clean, but it was too clean, and the birds he had raised had all flown away. From then on, his house seemed to be insulated from raising animals.

This effect is simply too good.

But at night, Zhang Yutang managed to eat the bamboo rat. He never treats his stomach badly, so he went to the kitchen early in the morning to give instructions.

The cook followed what he said, and he was still complaining in his heart. Only a wealthy family like the Zhang family would let their children spoil things, but they didn't expect the food they made to be extremely fragrant.

After serving it on the dining table, it conquered everyone's stomachs. The bamboo rat successfully boarded the Zhang family's dining table and became a regular dish.

It didn't take long for Zhang Yutang to start school. Zhang Yuanwai originally thought that his son was too naughty and couldn't sit still. Who knew that Zhang Yutang could sit still more calmly than anyone else, and he even got a lot of compliments from his husband.

Zhang Yutang was already literate, but now the other children were really learning things, he was just reviewing things, and he stood out in class all of a sudden, and became the teacher's favorite student.

Zhang Yutang didn't like to communicate with people in his previous life, but it wasn't that he was not good at communicating with others. He knew deeply what he had to give when he got something.

If you want to live freely, identity is an indispensable thing, so he didn't hide himself at all, and showed his intelligence in a high-profile way.

At the beginning, Xiaoqing followed him to class, but she lost interest after a while. When Zhang Yutang went to study outside, she could move freely and do what she wanted.

Sleeping in the sun or going out to do some practice is fine. Zhang Yutang planted a Gu on her body, which was not harmful at all. It was just tracking and positioning, so she relaxed a lot.

After school, Zhang Yutang went directly to the back garden of the Zhang mansion. The back garden was not taken care of too much, and it was a bit more rustic, but there were all the necessary facilities, and the pavilions and stone benches were all there.

Now that the sun has not set, I can read a book outside for a while, um, and touch Xiaoqing's cold scales.

When Zhang Yutang arrived in the back garden, he immediately saw two women who were confronting each other. The two women were both young and very beautiful. Seeing them, they are more lively than ordinary women.

One is wearing white clothes, um, this is a white snake, and the other is wearing a green dress, this is a green snake.

Zhang Yutang said in surprise: "Xiaoqing, you are finally willing to become a human body? This is great. I have been studying in the school for a day. Come here and give me a massage."

Although Xiaoqing has been following Zhang Yutang, she still prefers her own body compared to her human body, which makes her more comfortable. Zhang Yutang also likes her body very much, and there are no restrictions on her.

The woman in white immediately stared at Zhang Yutang, and then scolded: "Xiaoqing, you are really going too far, even revealing your real body in front of mortals! Do you still want to become a fairy in the future!"

Xiao Qing curled her lips and said, "I never had the idea of ​​becoming a fairy, I can do whatever I want, it's more free."

The woman in white hated iron and steel and said: "You don't know how much effort you have to put in to become a fairy. You can live for hundreds of years in this state and then disappear into the world. Is this your original intention?"

Xiaoqing rolled her eyes and said: "Yutang is not a mortal, he is..." He is a fairy boy in the sky, so he is different from ordinary people.

But before she finished speaking, she was interrupted by Zhang Yutang: "We are married, so we can be together in this life."

"You two...Xiao Qing, you come with me now, your hundreds of years of practice cannot be ruined at once! It is even more sinful for you to reveal your real body in front of mortals, you should hurry back with me Repent."

The woman in white came over to pull Xiaoqing as she spoke. Xiaoqing was a little hesitant, and Zhang Yutang directly stopped in front of her: "Who are you? Now they are members of our Zhang family!"

The woman in white endured her anger and explained: "This little brother, my name is Bai Suzhen, my real body is a white snake, and I am Xiaoqing's sister. Humans and demons cannot be together. There is no fate between you. When nothing happens, let’s separate as soon as possible.”

Zhang Yutang asked curiously: "Then your parents are a white snake and a green snake? Otherwise, why are the colors of your two sisters different?"

"We're not real sisters, we're just of the same race. Now is not the time to talk about this. Humans and demons can't be together..."

"But we are destined by marriage. If Xiaoqing can't repay my kindness, she can't become a fairy." Zhang Yutang said slowly.

"Marriage?" Bai Suzhen looked at the two of them carefully: "Do you two have a marriage?" She pinched the magic formula with her hands and planned to calculate the cause and effect of the two, but suddenly felt that there was a fog in front of her, and she actually counted everything not coming out.

Bai Suzhen was taken aback, she had calculated Xiaoqing's fate before, and her fate was very clear, but now it has become a cloud of fog, and Zhang Yutang's fate cannot be calculated by herself at all.

It wasn't like this at all before, and it's completely changed now.

"How could this be?" Bai Suzhen shook her head in disbelief: "Obviously it wasn't like this before."

"So the reality is like this. If Xiaoqing is not with me, she cannot become a fairy. Now you want Xiaoqing to leave me, that is to say, you don't want her to become a fairy?" Zhang Yutang asked repeatedly, Bai Suzhen straightened Shaking his head: "It's not like this, it shouldn't be like this."

"In the final analysis, you just hope that Xiaoqing will have a bad life."

"Xiaoqing is my sister. How could I wish her a bad life? We sisters have known each other for hundreds of years. How long have you known her?"

Zhang Yutang shrugged his shoulders: "That's why things are so strange. Some people have been together for hundreds of thousands of years and still don't get along, and some people just hit it off within a few minutes."

"You!" Bai Suzhen was about to say something when she suddenly swayed and fell to the ground. She clutched her head and struggled for a while, and finally turned into a white snake. This white snake was as thick as a bucket and tens of meters long. Long, coiled together it becomes a giant, hisses a few times, and immediately flies into the air.