[Comprehensive] God's joke

Chapter 16 Evolution · Beauty

The Shimen fell to the ground with a loud bang, Xuan Zhen, Xuan Xiao, Yun Tianqing, and Su Yu were outside, while Kong Lan remained inside.

Yun Tianqing was about to go crazy. In this short half a day, he watched Kong Lan die to save them, and then watched her live, and now he watched her live and die again to save them... Even if a stranger was It will be crazy to play like this!He turned around and threw himself on the stone door, pushing, squeezing and bumping, the huge stone door remained motionless, he roared, Jun's face was flushed from the exertion.

Xuan Zhen got up slowly, clenched his fists tightly, and looked at the stone door with extremely deep eyes, so dark that it seemed that no light could see through.

"Senior Sister..." Xuan Xiao's voice trembled a little, his iceberg face was shattered, and the madness in his expression was no worse than Yun Tianqing's. He stood where he was, as if someone had poured a bucket of cold water on his face, his face was pale and bleeding.But he didn't do anything, he knew very well that rushing to go mad like Yun Tianqing would be of no use except exhausting his physical strength.

Suyu sat down on the ground, staring blankly at all this, tears still remained on her face, but she couldn't cry anymore.

Every time Kong Lan made a decision too quickly, blocking attacks, making long speeches to create loopholes, trapping people, attacking, dying for the first time... After being resurrected, he immediately played life-for-life, killing Zhao Yizhu, and then in Before the stone gate fell, they were all thrown away...these completely made them unable to react, and they couldn't do anything except watch.

How could someone in this world make such a decisive decision, disregarding his own life, and just dance on the tip of a knife like this?Why didn't she hesitate in such a matter of risking her life?

Xuan Zhen didn't understand, Suyu didn't understand, Xuan Xiao and Yun Tianqing, who thought they knew she knew her secretly, didn't understand either.

After a long time, Xuan Zhen's mood calmed down: "Junior Brother Tianqing, don't hit me again, it's useless for you to be so excited."

Yun Tianqing slowly slid to sit on the ground, hugged her head and buried her face, she didn't move, she didn't say a word, she just fell silent as if she was dead.

Xuan Zhen turned his head to Xuan Xiao and Su Yu and said: "Junior Brother Xuan Xiao, Junior Sister Su Yu, it is said that the power of the two swords is extremely powerful, you should restore your cultivation as soon as possible, and try to see if you can split the stone gate... Tianqing... Sigh, I'll go back to the master's gate and ask the head master to come and rescue Junior Sister Sulan."

He originally wanted Tianqing Yujian to talk about it, but firstly, he was the fastest Yujian here, and secondly, Yun Tianqing's collapsed appearance was really worrying.

After Xuan Zhen left, Xuan Xiao looked at the distraught Yun Tianqing, and frowned in disgust: "Yun Tianqing! Who are you showing to!"

Suyu's expression was still a little dull, but her eyes had calmed down little by little. She was also a shrewd woman, so she naturally knew when the best thing to do was to do something. After quickly forcing herself to calm down, she said awkwardly : "Senior Brother Tianqing, cheer up, Senior Sister is still waiting for us to rescue..."

Yun Tianqing didn't respond.

"Time is running out, don't bother with him, Suyu, let's start." Xuan Xiao snorted coldly, sat on the ground, offering sacrifices to Xihe, Suyu nodded, sat opposite him, also offering Wangshu, the two closed their eyes , True Qi merged, Wang Shuxi and He danced around according to the mysterious trajectory, and in the subtle aura, their True Qi quickly recovered.

After a long time, Yun Tianqing slowly raised his head, his face was clean, without any trace of tears, his expression had completely calmed down, only his eyes were firm, which could not be erased.He didn't make a sound, just sat quietly in the corner, closed his eyes and meditated to recover.

And at this moment, what happened to Kong Lan?

When the Shimen fell with a bang, Kong Lan was sent flying by the powerful shock wave and fell to the ground, mouthfuls of blood gushed out from her mouth, Kong Lan felt that all her internal organs had shifted, and she was almost about to die again.If it weren't for the fact that the space in this stone room seemed to be slowly expanding, she might have hit the wall and turned into a puddle of flesh.

It's just that she didn't die this time. When the four of them were thrown out of the stone gate by her, the mission had been completed!Kong Lan ignored the system's exasperated warning, and almost immediately accepted the system's reward, the evolution of the feather fox bloodline.It may be too dangerous to choose evolution at a time when you are seriously injured and dying. Who knows whether the evolution of the system is gentle or terrible?But even if she didn't evolve, Kong Lan couldn't get out of her current appearance.

Kong Lan has never turned into a feather fox. The only time she transformed was in front of Xuan Xiao and Yun Tianqing, with white flames burning wings, nine fox tails, and two snow-white fox ears growing on both sides of her head. However, her body was human, so she didn't feel anything at the time, whether it was wings, tail or ears, they all moved instinctively just like her hands and feet.

Now that the bloodline has evolved, the moment Kong Lan accepted the reward, she realized that she was expanding and her bones were changing. The change was too fast, and before she could react, she had already torn her clothes. The sad thing is that the place was too broken. It was narrow, and Kong Lan felt like a fish in a fish can, completely stuck to the stone wall, and could only shrink her body as much as possible. Fortunately, the stone room was expanding little by little for some reason, otherwise she felt that she would be killed alive. Squeeze to death.

No one told her that Yuhu is so big and perverted!

She looked like a nine-tailed feathered fox with wings on her back, and raging white flames were burning all over her body. The state of serious injury and the damage to her meridians completely disappeared the moment she turned into a feathered fox.

With the peak strength of level [-], she could get through that stone door even if she just swept the tail casually at this moment.It's just that she can't go out now, and she can't go out until her bloodline has evolved.

The nine-tailed feathered fox, after all, was conceived from the belly of the fox demon, and the nutrients it grew came from the demon energy. Even if the immortal energy is not the same, the demon energy will be more exposed. If it comes out completely like this, Kong Lan feels I will definitely be regarded as a giant monster unparalleled in the world, causing monks all over the world to shout and kill.

The most important thing is that she was squeezed like a shriveled eggplant, she couldn't move, how could she get out!

The miraculous white flames are burning, not only on the wings, but also all over the body.If it doesn't attack, it will be completely gentle like a white flame without temperature, beating, brilliant, dazzling, but also gentle, soft, and changing.

Kong Lan didn't know what she was like now. She turned her fox eyes, and everywhere she looked, there were white dancing flames. dazzling.She could feel a little pain, like a branding iron was burning her, but she was used to this kind of pain a long time ago.

Kong Lan often screams in the face of pain, not because she feels the pain, but because she feels that if she doesn't scream, it will make others think she is scary, that's all.But now, no one else exists, so she completely ignored the pain, and went to an open space and lay down and waited.

After a long time, Kong Lan found that the pain in her body had disappeared, so she opened her eyes and looked at her fox paw.

The color of the burning white flame has changed, the slightly dazzling white has now become subdued and faint, Kong Lan sees the imperceptible golden red in the white flame, it seems to have disappeared, this pure flame is more like It was a work of art, and Bai Yan, which only had an attack function, now had a healing function.And she can change her body shape freely.

The expansion of this stone room space is finally completed, and now Kong Lan can at least turn around and look around. Although he will still knock his head if he is not careful, it is much better than the canned sardines just now.

"Have you finished evolving? You obviously don't feel anything, why are you warning me?" Kong Lan moved her paws curiously and asked the system.

The system is almost speechless, what kind of pervert is this?When an ordinary person recovers from dying, no matter how firm their will is, they will suddenly relax, and then the severe pain of evolution will become extremely unbearable. In addition, this time is very long, and the characteristics of Bai Yan will not make the pain numb ...The system only wanted to let her recover better before coming back.

Sure enough, he was an idiot for worrying about this stuff.

The system thought sadly, ignored Kong Lan, and Kong Lan didn't care, she just felt that Yuhu's body seemed a bit too big, and this stone room was too small, so she turned into a human form.

Then Kong Lan was extremely shocked to find that the roof of the stone room that was so low that she could only lie on the ground, and the stone wall that squeezed her beautiful fox nose, were all moving away quickly. She became smaller and smaller, as if there was no end , the top of the stone chamber is as high as the sky, and the stone wall is as far away as another continent.

The vast and boundless stone chamber... No, on the vast and boundless Gobi, there are various formation runes painted with invisible edges. Although some of them are intact, they have stopped functioning. Kong Lan recognized that it was a space formation. Law.

This stone room was originally equipped with various formations, including space expansion, solidification, large defensive formations, etc. Zhao Yizhu had to say that the protection of Qingge's body was extremely comprehensive, and she expanded enough space After drawing the big formation, the stone chamber was restored to its original state with the anti-space formation, so that even if the formation in the mountain path was destroyed, the stone chamber would not be damaged at all.If it wasn't for the change of the terrain after the mountain collapsed and the failure of the anti-space array, Kong Lan would not have been able to discover the abnormality of the stone chamber.

Kong Lan looked at the vast [-]-fold space expansion and superposition array, and suddenly completely lost the desire to find out how big her Yuhu body was, and she felt that it would be better if she never became a Yuhu. , even if Yuhu's body can grow bigger and smaller freely, he doesn't want to change anymore.

Because she found a... no, a tree in front of her?One... She couldn't think of a suitable quantifier at all. Anyway, it was a thing that looked like a feather that fell from a fox, but it was ten times taller than her now, like a small mountain range.

Kong Lan remembered the old demon tree in the demon world, a single leaf was as big as a football field, its body was bigger than a planet, and the whole demon world was just an old demon tree built on one trunk.

No...it's all an illusion!

The heart is a perverted Kong Lan, and finally one day she was also stimulated by the malice from the world and lost her mind.

Kong Lan was irritable for a while, the sky was vast and there was nothing for her to vent, so she could only suppress her irritable feeling aggrieved, and then found herself naked in the cold wind, Kong Lan quickly took out the feather fox suit to wear Alright, I haven't forgotten to change it to the style of my previous Qionghua school clothes, and carefully restore the damaged parts.In this way, there may be fewer flaws when waiting to go out.After that, she pouted her buttocks and babbled to destroy the formation.

Now that the world is so vast, if the space is not restored, where will she find that door!

Half an hour later, Kong Lan kicked the stone in front of him angrily, and crouched on the ground dejectedly.She can't understand this damn superposition formation at all! !

Damn it, my sister is obviously a violent fighter, why is she pulling aggro and assisting now, she has a talent skill like a mage bug that doesn't cost mana, and now she is taking the alchemist's job?But there is no pressure to be able to increase, fight, and resist her. She can also arrange formations and know how to break them, but the problem is that Zhao Yizhu's formations have a superimposed version that has changed!So the so-called omnipotence in the copy actually refers to the combat power, which doesn't add to her IQ at all, right...

Kong Lan was extremely sad.

Even in a long life, he was a genetically modified person at the beginning, and then he was a reckless man who relied on force most of the time, and he was even the last big boss in the world for nearly 90.00% of the time. Her IQ is expected.Not all bosses have the same brains as Kuroro, Blue Ran, and Ye Shenyue, and not all reformers are as smart as Senior Colonel Chu Xuanchu.

Unfortunately, Kong Lan's IQ has always been tricky. Many people have been deceived by her god-like exhaustive strategies and decisiveness in battle, and her calm and calm face. They think that she is not only powerful in force, but also very intelligent. Shocking, yet charismatic as a leader...

After all, Kong Lan was just a cold-blooded experimenter with a paralyzed face a long time ago, with no meaning for existence other than fighting.

...It is not good to have an empty world, and she began to recall the past again.

Kong Lan scratched her hair, stood up, stomped her foot on the ground, and heard a loud bang, clattering, clacking, and a horrible crack spread from her feet, and the ground within a radius of [-] meters was completely turned into powder , and the large formation engraved on the ground also disappeared.

Amidst the sound of beeping, the space was shrinking at a rapid speed, and soon it returned to the shape of the stone room. Kong Lan destroyed a space expansion formation in the stone room and a defensive formation next door. The entire expansion formation failed because of a problem with the superimposed ring. This kind of violent breaking method is not gentle. In fact, Lan has never moved within the scope of the stone room, so there is no danger.

But in the second after the space recovered, there was a bang, and the stone door suddenly shook, and many cracks appeared. After waiting a little longer, with a bang, the stone door shattered, and five streamers of red, blue, gold, blue and white flew in brilliantly. , hovered in the space, flew back and stopped outside the door Xuanxiao Suyu Taiqing Yuntianqing Xuanzhen five people, the five swords intertwined with light, illuminating the entire stone room, Yun Tianqing looked in surprise Kong Lan, who was very, but obviously recovered, called out eagerly: "Senior Sister!"

Kong Lan's eyes widened in surprise: "Senior Brother Xuanzhen! Junior Brother Tianqing, Junior Brother Xuanxiao! Junior Sister Suyu! And Master! Why are you here!" She ran happily and threw herself into Taiqing's arms. The clumsy and cute crippled legs, the silly and bright smile that can't be looked at, are now irreplaceable existences in the eyes of the five people.

The violent and majestic air-conditioning on Taiqing's body seemed to erupt at any moment. The moment the girl threw herself into his arms, it slowly calmed down. The always serious old man finally couldn't help but slightly raised the corners of his mouth at this moment, with a tear in his eyes. He reached out and touched her head, muttering to himself, "It's fine...it's fine..."

Although Kong Lan's evolution made her strong heart a little cracked, it is undoubtedly very good to recover from all injuries.

The problem is that the few people who saw her dead, alive, and almost dead didn't believe it at all. Taiqing didn't know what to make up after hearing it. Looking at Kong Lan, who was alive and kicking, she would think that she must die soon. They need to rest well, so except for Taiqing who has important things to do as the head of the sect, the other four were left to take care of Kong Lan.

Taiqing really hurt Kong Lan as a daughter.

As a kind-hearted girl who tends to turn black when she calms down, Kong Lan feels that even if she is recuperating, she should find something to do.

So it was said that they were accompanying Kong Lan, but in fact, the four of them also had a sense of protection, and they began to suffer.

On the day they escaped from danger, Konglan, Xuanzhen, Xuanxiao, Yuntian, Qing and Suyu reserved four rooms, one for Xuanzhentian, one for Qing Xuanxiao, and one for Suyu and Konglan.It stands to reason that in the eyes of the four people, the seriously injured Kong Lan should be alone, but as the four of them who know her very well, if they arrange a room for Kong Lan alone, who knows what kind of weird things she will do? It would be better to have Suyu look at it!

As it turns out, they were just too naive.

You can flatter Suyu anywhere in the Qionghua faction, which has caused Kong Lan, who has been depressed for a long time in the Qionghua faction. You sent Suyu to take care of her, isn't it a sheep in the mouth of a tiger!

As you all know, after going through an extremely difficult battle, the images of the five of them absolutely cannot be compared with the dirt that can be tolerated. Everyone is disheartened, and Kong Lan is covered in blood all over his body. , if he didn't enter the inn upright, he would probably be considered a dead person.

So after everyone has booked the room, they can't wait to get hot water and take a bath!

Suyu felt nothing when she was taking a bath in Kong Lan, after all, when she took care of Kong Lan before, she had seen her all, since both of them are women, it's okay to take a bath in the same room.It was only when Suyu started to take off her clothes that she felt that she was too naive to have such an idea!

Kong Lan stared at the beauty undressing with piercing eyes, and as the fat-like skin was exposed, the beautiful butterfly bones, slender waist, cute pink buttocks, and slender legs, occasionally when she turned sideways, The raised snow-white and a clump of soft black grass... Her mouth opened bit by bit into an O-shape, and her heart was beating wildly uncontrollably.

So when Suyu entered the bathtub and turned around, he saw Kong Lan with an idiot expression on his face, flushed cheeks and nosebleeds rushing like a raging faucet, soaking the new clothes he had just put on in a short while.

"!!! Senior sister!!!" Suyu's exclamation resounded through the inn.