[Comprehensive] Cannon Fodder Terminator

Chapter 173 - The 2th Cannon Fodder -

Sure enough, Xuanye found out on the second day that Wei Xiaobao was beaten twice by Taomi, but he also knew that Taomi couldn't be blamed for this incident, after all she didn't know that Wei Xiaobao was boxing and wrestling with him.

"Xiao Guizi, your main task now is to serve Haida... father-in-law?" Realizing that his address was wrong, Xuan Ye hurriedly changed it.

Wei Xiaobao nodded, picked up a piece of pastry and ate it, "That's right, my mission is to serve Eunuch Hai, and it's strange for me to say that Eunuch Hai is, obviously he asked me to compete with you, and he came out to find you yesterday." Me, don’t tell me I don’t know how to go back if he doesn’t look for me. I was rewarded with two boards by the princess, and now my ass still hurts. Although I touched the ointment, I don’t know when the swelling will subside. Anyway, there is definitely no way to compete with you in these two days, and you will not let me, a wounded person, compete with you, then how much you..."

Wei Xiaobao thought for a long time, but couldn't think of a word to describe it. Xuan Ye smiled and said, "Victory is not martial."

"That's right, that's right, it's just that victory is invincible. In short, you can't do anything to me these two days." Wei Xiaobao hugged a plate, ate all the snacks in it, and then touched his ass|butt, it seemed that he was not so It hurts.

Sure enough, delicious food can relieve the pain. When he is rich, he must buy all the delicious food and eat it with his wives.

Xuan Ye saw that Wei Xiaobao's food was so delicious, so he ate two pieces, but the taste was much better than what he had eaten in the palace before, "Xiao Guizi, you are serving Eunuch Hai now, have you ever thought about it? What are you going to do after Eunuch Hai dies?"

Wait until the old turtle dies?The old tortoise has been a bastard for thousands of years, how could he die so easily, but since it is said to be true, then he can imagine it, if the old tortoise dies, he must pack up and return to Yangzhou. At that time, he will use the money he won with the little eunuchs to open a brothel, so that his mother will not have to accompany those men with special hobbies every day.

"If Eunuch Hai dies one day, of course I will obey the assignment of the Ministry of Internal Affairs and go to work elsewhere."

"Then what if the Ministry of Internal Affairs wants you to leave Eunuch Hai to work elsewhere?" Xuan Ye asked without noticing Wei Xiaobao's strangeness at all.

"How is that possible? I was brought into the palace by Eunuch Hai. I have served Eunuch Hai since I was a child. When Eunuch Hai is still alive, I will definitely not go to other places to serve others."

His grandfather's, he's not stupid, the master in this palace is one-sided, at least he can gamble with the old turtle now, and come here to compete with little Xuanzi, if he goes to other places, he will definitely not be as comfortable as he is now Ah, if his life is not good, he will be assigned to that Princess Jianning. Wouldn't his chances of surviving this life be even lower.

So, after all, it's safest to be by Old Turtle's side. Although he has some martial arts skills, but now he's blind, as long as he is careful, he won't find out that he is not Xiao Guizi but Wei Xiaobao.

"Xiao Guizi, I... really didn't misunderstand you, you really are a man who values ​​love and righteousness." Xuan Ye patted Wei Xiaobao on the shoulder and said.

Wei Xiaobao didn't notice Xuan Ye's slip of the tongue that revealed his identity just now, so he smiled awkwardly, "You really know how to joke, how can you say you're a man when you enter the palace without all the stuff?"

His grandfather's, wouldn't his identity be exposed?He is a real man, although he can't say it.

Seeing that Wei Xiaobao lost his mind, Xuan Ye thought he had poked Wei Xiaobao's sore spot, and felt a little embarrassed, so he picked up the snack on the side and handed it to Wei Xiaobao, "Here, this is delicious, I used to go to the imperial dining room to eat it secretly. eat."

Wei Xiaobao looked at the very beautiful dim sum platter in front of him, "Actually, I often go to the imperial dining room to steal food, but I have only seen this one before, but I have never eaten it secretly."

"Why, this is very common. The imperial dining room prepares a lot of it every day. How can you not steal it?" Of course, Xuan Ye has never been to the imperial dining room, but he knows that this kind of dim sum is the most common in the palace. Yes, almost all the proud court ladies and eunuchs around the master have a share.

Wei Xiaobao smiled, "It looks like you haven't eaten good food. There are so few things on this plate. How can you be full? If you go to the imperial dining room to steal something to eat, you must eat something better. I sneaked it last time. I went to the imperial dining room and took a whole roast chicken, the taste is really..."

"Is roast chicken delicious?" He was taught not to eat too much since he was a child, and roast chicken is served in almost every dinner. Although he only eats three bites per meal, he still doesn't think it's too much after more than ten years. How delicious.

Wei Xiaobao gave Xuan Ye a strange look, and then looked at him with pity, "Seeing that you are so thin, you must have never eaten oil or water since you entered the palace, so you know how to eat these snacks to fill you up. It's really pitiful to call you when I go to steal food from the imperial dining room next time."

Xuan Ye felt very funny, clenched his right hand into a fist and coughed at his mouth, no one had ever pitied him so much, this feeling was really novel, "Then choosing a day is worse than bumping into it, we will go there today Well, by the way, I’m stealing some other things to give you a good health.”

"Okay, okay, let's go now." He hadn't been there for several days, and it happened at this time, because his ass was swollen yesterday, and the old turtle gave him a bowl of it, which tasted nothing The soup on the table was removed in front of his eyes, and he said he couldn't eat greasy ones when he was injured. He happened to go to replenish oil and water today.

Thus, this scene appeared in the imperial dining room. Two young eunuchs sneaked into the imperial dining room and took away two roast chickens. It is the current emperor, who was stunned on the spot at that time.

Looking at the dishes prepared for the emperor in the pot, although the ancestors stipulated that there are only two meals a day, the emperor can pass on extra meals when he is hungry, so he wouldn't come to the imperial dining room secretly to eat, right?

How did this world become like this.

However, before the head of the imperial dining room recovered, he heard a eunuch shouting outside, "Princess Jianning is here."

What day is it today? Not only did I see the rare emperor, but Princess Jianning also came to the imperial dining room.

The head of the imperial dining room led everyone in the imperial dining room to kneel outside the door to welcome Tao Mi's arrival, and even Xuan Ye who hadn't had time to run away was pulled to kneel down by Wei Xiaobao.

My heart is terribly stunned, he is an elder brother, and now he is kneeling down, but what can I do?He didn't want Xiao Guizi to know that he was the current emperor, and he didn't want Jianning to know that he came to the imperial dining room to steal food, so that was the only way he could do it.

It's really that sentence, it's better to hit the sun than to choose the day, and it's really bad luck to hit it today.

Tao Mi rested her hand on Lan Tong's arm and walked leisurely into the imperial dining room. She stopped for a moment when she passed the door, and then walked in casually.

Brother Emperor, what are you doing?Does Weifu conduct private visits to observe public sentiments?

The one next to him should be Xiao Guizi Wei Xiaobao, it's really interesting.

"Everyone get up and go to your own business, you don't need to kneel here." As soon as Taomi finished speaking, she saw Wei Xiaobao dragging Xuanye to run very fast, and the head of the imperial dining room also saw some problems and blocked Taomi to cover Xuan Ye and Wei Xiaobao.

"I don't know what orders the princess has when she comes to the imperial dining room?" Eunuch Gao, the head of the imperial dining room, bent over and said with a smile when he saw Taomi walking in front of him.

"This princess just came to see the workflow of your imperial dining room. The emperor's mother thinks the food is very delicious these few days." Taomi walked in and said casually, leaving an empty plate on the table beside her. Thinking about what Wei Xiaobao and Xuan Ye were doing here, he immediately understood what was on those two plates.

Eunuch Gao followed Taomi, and everyone worked in an orderly manner, not for the princess's praise, but for the princess to pick out the mistakes.

In this palace, it is good not to seek meritorious deeds but to seek no faults.

Wei Xiaobao and Xuan Ye ran to the rockery, covered the two of them with a big rock, and then took out the roast chicken in his arms, Wei Xiaobao took out a chicken leg and gave it to Xuan Ye, "Here, eat it while it's hot, and eat it when it's cold." It will be greasy and unpalatable."

Xuan Ye took a bite of the meat, it might not be very delicious, but they ate it happily. A whole chicken was just divided by two people. After eating, the two people even found a place for the bones. Buried it up, afraid that others would find the traces, and after finishing everything, the two looked at each other and smiled.

Wei Xiaobao hooked Xuan Ye's neck. He hadn't been in close contact with anyone for a long time. Xuan Ye felt a little uncomfortable for a while, but he didn't avoid it. Wei Xiaobao smiled and said, "How delicious? Follow me, I'll show you delicious food and spicy food, and I'll tell you, there's nothing in this imperial dining room that I can't steal."

"That's what you said. Next time I have nothing to eat, I will look for you."

"Hey, it's easy to talk about it, who made us brothers." Wei Xiaobao said frankly, patting Xuan Ye's chest, and Xuan Ye also smiled.

Ever since he came to power, Obai has always been an obstacle in his heart. It has been a long time since he has been so crazy to do whatever he wants, and it is really special to come here once in a while.

Of course Xuan Ye also knew that after they buried the bones, his wanton journey would be over, so he said goodbye to Wei Xiaobao and turned to leave.

After Wei Xiaobao went back, he told Hai Dafu the news that he went to the imperial dining room with Xuan Ye to steal something to eat today. Hai Dafu was so happy that he didn’t mention it. After Xuan Ye finished handling the political affairs, he came to Taomi. Honey teasing eyes.

Xuanye was a little embarrassed at that time, but sat down next to Taomi without saying anything, and after drinking the tea from Kou Lantong, he said, "I heard that Jianning, you went to the imperial dining room today. I don't know why?"

"I didn't have anything to do at first. I just went to see how the dishes that the Queen Mother liked very much were made, just to pass the time, but I didn't expect to see a rare thing in the imperial dining room. Do you know if Brother Emperor wants to know?"

"Oh is it? Then Jian would rather talk to the emperor's brother?" Looking at Tao Mi's eyes that seemed to know him well, Xuan Ye really wanted to stop his mouth, saying something bad, insisting on saying this In other words, just say that you don't want to know.

Tao Mi completely ignored Xuan Ye's embarrassment, smiled and looked at the tree in the yard and said, "I saw two little eunuchs running out of the imperial dining room. What kind of aroma is it? I just remembered it when I was eating. It’s the smell of roasted chicken. Brother Emperor, you said that this little eunuch works in the imperial dining room and can smell the smell of roasted chicken every day. Isn’t it good? ?”

"They just smell it, don't you think you can eat it every day, and still envy those who can smell it?" Sure enough, they were still seen, and this time they lost all face.

"Hehe, I think so too, so Brother Emperor, should you mention the treatment of the eunuchs and maids of the Ministry of Internal Affairs? It is already very miserable for them to be able to smell it every day but not be able to eat it, and some eunuchs and maids But if you can’t even see it, wouldn’t that be even more pitiful.”

Xuanye didn't expect Taomi to say that, he was a little dazed for a while, and when he came over to see her, he didn't seem to be talking casually, "Why do you have such an idea?"

Neither the former Jianning nor the current Jianning is the kind of person who believes in equality for all. If she really did what she said, the cost would be a lot of money, and the work of the imperial dining room would also be reduced. very busy.

"Brother Emperor, I saw a sentence in a book two days ago, 'Cultivate one's body, govern the family, rule the country and the world'. Although you are the king of a country and the son of the world, this palace is your home. I think the emperor himself has already It's good enough, so the Qi family is what's needed next."

Tao Mi's words were shocking to Xuan Ye, although for more than a year, my sister hadn't made trouble anymore, nor played those childish games, and she was very calm in the face of anything. She is very talented, but for this matter, it is really shocking that she can say these words.

"Jianning, tell Brother Emperor, who taught you these words?"

Seeing Xuanye's gaze about to explore everything, Taomi sticks out her tongue|head, "It was the Queen Mother who asked me to tell you that today I went to the Imperial Dining Room to reward the eunuchs and maids at the order of the Queen Mother .”

As expected of the famous emperor, nothing can escape his eyes. Fortunately, he was prepared in advance, otherwise this time it really wouldn't be a smooth pass.

When Xuanye heard Taomi's words, he understood a little bit, but at the same time felt a little melancholy. Although the Queen Mother was not his biological mother, she was really kind to him all these years, and now she still thinks so much about him.

Self-cultivation, governing the family, governing the country, and the world, he can only complete the first item by himself, and the second item is just like what Tao Mi said, this palace is his home, and the queen mother has already done everything before he started. Everything is ready, so what reason does he not have to govern the country well?

Seeing that Xuan Ye had no doubt at all, Tao Mi breathed a sigh of relief, picked up the teacup and took a sip. To be honest, if she didn't know the plot, she would have doubted whether Jian Ning's memory was wrong. Xuan Ye is all good and has nothing to say.

It was Mao Dongzhu who started the matter this time before she started to talk about it. Mao Dongzhu wholeheartedly wanted to help Xuan Ye get rid of Aobai, so that the Qing Dynasty could be crowned with Aixinjueluo's surname.

The author has something to say: Do you think that Jianning may be Shunzhi's child? After all, there are such speculations on the Internet? ? ?