novelraw Chapter 105 Hugging the Almighty Butler
Chapter 105 Hugging the Almighty Butler
"As for me, I'm not the pretty canary around Tony. It made me anxious, so I ate you as a snack. I'm really hungry at this point." Gu Yan leaned back Relaxed and elegant, as if it wasn't her who committed the murder a few seconds ago, her long and slender fingers gently slid across her ribs, like the most patient teacher explaining basic lessons to the person in front of her.
"Do you know the taste of human flesh? I know it very well. Their taste is similar to that of beef, and the taste is quite good. Slice down from the gap between the second and third ribs obliquely and gouged out at the joint, and you can take it out beautifully." My favorite is the third rib."
Gu Yan's expression was gentle, as if he was looking at a beloved artwork, but his disgusting words made everything wrapped in a sense of bloody perversion.
"Generally speaking, the taste of girls will be better, similar to snowflake steak, with high fat content and even distribution, which deserves the most delicate cooking. Male muscles are more like tenderloin, with better elasticity, so I use them more for cooking Some schnitzels. There are not many edible organs. The liver is the type I personally recommend. Fat people have fatter livers, but they are worthless other than that.
As kitchen waste, they take up too much space. "The coquettishness at the end of the sentence combined with the serious attitude on the angel's face made everyone present chill all over.
These understated accounts seemed to be true or false, and it was hard for the agents present to believe that such a delicate and thin woman would commit such demonic acts.But the skills shown just now, and some details in the language that cannot be faked, seem to prove something.
"What do you think about Mr. Stark's current palladium poisoning?" Nick Fury is also an old world who has seen various scenes. After a short period of discomfort, he successfully extracted what he wanted from the girl's words. Information.
【Good at anatomy, medical background】
"He's Stark, and he can always solve his own problems." Gu Yan glanced casually across the floor-to-ceiling windows of the shop, facing one of his monitors, and knocked on the table to signal, "You still have 5 minutes."
"However, we learned from our news channels that Mr. Stark's current poisoning level is much lower than our prediction, so some kind of palliative agent must have been used. I have reason to believe that it came from you."
"Whoa, the give and take effect. Making one big, impossible request leads to a second, apparently easier one. Looks like we're finally starting to get down to business."
"We hope to establish a medical mutual aid research project." Fury, who was originally just here to find out, decided to keep such high-risk talents in his hands, which is convenient for supervision.
"I still prefer to go it alone with Tony." Gu Yanhua made a gesture of shutting up to stop Fury from preaching later, "I know the danger of the vigilante, we will easily lose control in the end, right? But to be honest, your camp seems It's not that safe either. FBI, CIA, your S.H.I.E.L.D., which one doesn't have black fish infiltrated into high levels.
How do you explain the matter of Hammer Enterprises?If the use of machinery gets out of control, can you fix it?
Clean up your side first and then educate me. "
"dong dong"
There was a knock on the door of the cafe.
Jarvis, in a light gray suit, stood at the door, as if he couldn't see the agent who was pointing a gun at him.
"Can you give me my girl back? If you want to continue asking, maybe you should make an appointment in advance. It's really rude to interrupt someone's date."
Jarvis, with a straight waist and a always reserved smile on his face, is like a gentleman who carved elegance into his bones in the Middle Ages. He went straight to his girl, hid her behind him, and looked fearlessly at her. Commissioner Fury.
Just in the past 10 minutes, he saw an armored man with a "whiplash" on the Monaco F1 track in the live webcast news. The scene was chaotic, and many cars were smashed.In a report video of a small local satellite TV, Jarvis saw Stark being crushed under the car.
However, at the same time, the girlfriend who entered the coffee shop suddenly lost contact with him.Even if Gu Yan told her to give her 20 minutes, she would solve the matter.Jarvis is still not so relieved.There is a signal jammer in the coffee shop, and Jarvis doesn't know whether the special ability that made him and Gu Yan acquainted can be used as usual.
Look at the seven agents standing by the window, all of them have tight muscles, they look like Lian Jiazi.How could these rough men just surround Gu Yan like this.Treating a gentle lady, courtesy is the first priority.
They even have pulse guns for everyone, oh, and tranquilizer guns.
Jarvis looked at the familiar Stark logo, and somewhat understood the anger and worry of Mr. A few days ago.
The weapons they developed together are not only protecting the country, but also used on many innocent people.
"Do you know her?" Fury initiated a daily strife, "She possesses medical talents that can benefit more people, but she..."
"Even if you lose, you should still be decent, gentlemen." Jarvis, who had watched the whole process of his girlfriend's counter-killing through the camera at the door of the store, interrupted what he thought was an unreasonable accusation.
"Besides, what girl wouldn't show her sharp claws to protect herself when she was cornered. Gu Yan is the cutest person I've ever seen. I hope she can protect herself when I'm not around."
Gu Yan poked his head out from behind Jarvis, and began to complain aggrievedly: "They scare me, Jarvis. They also use me, a weak woman, to threaten Tony, just to force him to hand over the latest developed weapon."
The originally eye-catching caramel-colored pupils looked even more endearing now that they were soaked in tears, and the lowered eyebrows made her look like a pure and lovely golden retriever.
"Intimidate a beautiful lady? You really have long faces." The condemnation on Jarvis's face made all the detectives who were really intimidated by Gu Yan speechless.
Who is threatening whom?
They also treated the lady to a cup of coffee!
But what is this frail lady talking about?She is hungry and wants to eat meat.The scrutinizing eyes just now were probably not picking meat in the vegetable market.
Jarvis placed a light kiss on Gu Yan's forehead, and looked at the agents with different expressions. The yawn inherited from Stark made him show a doting and tolerant smile before leaving: "My culinary skills Not bad. Welcome to our house."
Fury let the two go, beckoned Agent Coulson to come to him, whispered a few new instructions, and they left through another exit of the coffee shop.
Gu Yan walked out of the coffee shop with Jarvis on his arm, and immediately knew why Jarvis suddenly turned into a real entity and forced his way into the coffee shop.The electronic screen across the road is broadcasting news about Monaco in real time-headline darling Stark was raided in Monaco.
Two people who cared about lost contact at the same time, the chance of coincidence is less than 10%.Jarvis speculates that someone has planned all this.
Mr. Potts, Happy, and Gu Yan said two days ago that Natasha, who was in charge of monitoring Stark, was there to help.His own girl confronted a group of muscular men helplessly and pitifully, and Jarvis Eccentric Eye, who started to make mistakes in the backstage, was officially launched.
Gu Yan looked at the familiar reactor energy source on "Sangbian"'s chest in the video, and asked Jarvis to compare and identify the villain's face in various databases.
"Does Tony need us to rush?"
Jarvis connected to a monitor on the field through the network, checked the scene and made an assessment: "No, sir has got the Mark 4, and the scene is under control."
【Malibu, villa】
Stark dealt with the sudden accident in Morocco and returned to the villa, and did a blood test on himself again.And the little clumsy hand who came to deliver chlorophyll juice accidentally tore off the dust cloth covering the future city model.Stark, who heard the sound and followed the prestige, was about to say a few words, but found that the model plate that stood that month looked familiar from this special angle.
The earth model in the middle of the exhibition is somewhat similar to the common atomic structure.
"Gu Yan, are you interested in coming down to take a look?" Stark connected to Miss Evil Dragon who was doing experiments upstairs.
Gu Yan obtained a bit of epithelial tissue from Jarvis's physical case, put it into the analyzer, and soon the report and activity test were projected in mid-air.Gu Yan, who was busy looking at various data, went downstairs to see what interesting new ideas Stark came up with while pondering the reasons.
When Gu Yan entered, what he saw was Stark sitting alone in the middle of the huge projected atomic structure.
A never-before-seen atomic structure, apparently a new element Stark had just created.
However, this flamboyant and conceited inventor did not proudly introduce his new achievements there as in the past, but just sat there in silence, with a smile on his face, not as chic as before, which is a bit strange pitiful.
"I didn't expect to be taught a lesson by my dad after being dead for 20 years."
"The protection of family members is not until the end of their lives, but yours." Gu Yan, who never had parents, did not lack family affection.
"Come on, this kind of chicken soup for the soul is not suitable for you." Stark couldn't hold back his smile immediately, picked up the champagne on the side and planned to open a bottle of champagne to celebrate, "Cheers, for me to be able to mess around in this world for another two years. "
Pulled out the pizza that the little clumsy hand delivered before from the file on the side of the operating table, Gu Yan picked up a piece and raised his glass to Stark in his hand, celebrating with a smile: "Cheers. I found it too." Inspiration for Jarvis' body."
"Is there anything I can do to help?" Although he always complained about Miss Dragon secretly, Stark was still blessed to have true feelings for his housekeeper Jarvis.
After the death of his parents, he personally designed the intelligent AI Jarvis. He grew taller, and Jarvis's calculations and programs became more and more perfect.Although it is impossible for Stark to say such words, Jarvis was only a 14-year-old child at the beginning of the design in order to have a voice at home to accompany him.
He is a genius boy and the only heir to Stark.He was also a newly orphaned child, a child who was terrified of being alone.
[It would be nice if Jarvis could really be with me]
In the winter when he was 14 years old, Stark, who was in a daze, prayed quietly when he hid a tear in his pillow.
He wants to have an older brother who has a gentle voice like his mother, who cares about his well-being, and who can research and invent with him like his father, someone who can hug him.
"I'm looking for a bridge to make the mutual attraction between atoms more stable." Gu Yan looked at Stark who was picking up a big hammer and planned to demolish the house, and asked, "What's the matter, you want to renovate the laboratory? "
Hearing that the basement was going to be dismantled and rebuilt, Gu Yan immediately said that it was easy, turned back to the original body, poked his paw on the wall and immediately got a round hole, and then began to enjoy the fun of breaking the Christmas gingerbread house.After a few clicks, a wall was gone.Under Gu Yan's magic, the construction waste was obediently suppressed into cubes of garbage piles, which were placed in a corner of the room.
Stark glanced at Gu Yan, who was still enjoying the pleasure of smashing the wall, while flicking his tail and humming a ditty, worried about Jarvis' future.
"Jarvis, remind me never to piss off a woman."
The revenge from Ivan Vanke, the "whiplash", came quickly. As soon as Stark produced the first new energy reactor, Jarvis discovered an unusual piece of news from the Stark Expo on the Internet. live show.
"What the fu**!" Stark looked at the robots in battle suits standing in two rows on the stage, and immediately changed into Mark 6 and Gu Yan and rushed to the scene.
After Stark's high-profile appearance, Vanke immediately invaded the system of the anti-armed robot and seized the control right, and all the weapons were aimed at the golden-red Iron Man.In order to prevent the crowd in the lecture hall from being injured, Stark immediately flew out of the roof to try to keep the battlefield away from the crowd.
Vanke, as a qualified high-IQ villain, issued an automatic aiming command to the Mark 2 worn by Roddy, and happily enjoyed the farce behind the monitor.
"I can't neglect you."
Vanke issued an operation program on the keyboard, and the remaining dozen or so robots began to spread among the crowd, wantonly destroying everything around them.
Not only does he want to beat Tony Stark, he also wants to prove that the Stark family is useless plagiarism.What Stark is loved by all the people, he wants the surname Stark to become a nightmare memory in the hearts of people in this city.
"Gu Yan, those people over there help me solve it." Stark notified Gu Yan through the internal line.
"Thermal scan, check to see if there is anyone in those machines." Gu Yanfei walked up to a few ladies wearing high heels who were running away slowly, and when the flames of the exploded grenade reached him, he opened his mouth and swallowed it all at once. .
"It's all mechanical soldiers."
"Got it, be careful yourself."
Gu Yan came to the robot closest to him, and was about to use his dragon claws to cut out the heart of a handsome black tiger, and directly pulled out the core energy source, but when he stood behind the machine, he discovered the sad fact that his hands were short.
Gu Yan, who thought he was always handsome in fights, looked at the dense traffic of people around him, so he had to fly directly above the robot, squatting with his big butt and crushing a robot to death bizarrely.
Vanke watched a machine in the monitor suddenly lose its signal connection and didn't care too much. There were so many policemen and Iron Man present, it was normal to destroy a robot of him.
The tourists from all walks of life who were still in shock found that the robots that had been shooting around just now began to be destroyed one by one inexplicably.Others really couldn't see the existence of Gu Yan, but Stark, who was wearing the exclusive crown, and Strange, who came to exchange new medical technology, saw a huge red dragon that seemed to be playing whack-a-mole. One by one, they squatted down and flattened the out-of-control robots into manhole covers one by one.
Jarvis, who was upgraded again recently with the joint efforts of Gu Yan and Stark, also cracked Vanke's firewall after more than ten minutes of hard work, and regained control of Mark 2.
Vanke had been planning a revenge operation for several months, but it ended rather perfunctorily.Watching the signal points on the screen disappear one by one, he immediately changed into his own clothes and arrived at the battlefield in person.
"A steel soldier in area C is approaching, and the energy index is very high, sir." Stark and Rody led Vanke to the unmanned warehouse area and started the last round of fighting.
Vanke's whip, as a long-range weapon, greatly restricted the movement of the two of them. Steck, who was entangled in the neck and unable to move, immediately called his little partner, Ms. Dragon.
Gu Yan, who was protecting the evacuees not far away from the aftermath of the explosion, immediately came to the warehouse area in twos after receiving the message.
As soon as he entered the arena, he saw his friend who was sick and was being strangled by the neck and returned the electric shock. Gu Yan, who was protecting his shortcomings, instantly changed back to the dragon shape, kicked over Vanke's steel suit, and withdrew in his confused eyes. Invisibility magic.
Jarvis immediately turned off the surrounding cameras, and by the way, captured the handsome kick from his girlfriend just now from the camera on the gentleman's suit, saved it to a private folder, and continued his work.
"Tony, Tony?!" Vanke was obviously not the only one who was frightened, and Rody, who got rid of the whip, felt the instinctive fear from creatures.
The whip that gave them such a headache is now frantically whipping the dragon that suddenly broke in, but the 8-meter-high dragon did not respond, and even rushed impatiently at the small piece of ground that was stepping on the ground. Iron Pimple roared.
"A friend of mine, don't worry."
Just as he was talking, the giant dragon attracted by the voice looked at Lieutenant Colonel Luo Di who was asking questions. Luo Di looked at the bright orange eyes that were bigger than his own fist, swallowed his saliva and reluctantly hit Gu Yan. Hello.
"Hello?"
"Hello, Lieutenant Colonel Roddy." The silky and sexy voice clearly belonged to a woman.
#Fuck, this bastard Stark hooks up with non-creatures and has to be a female. #
This is the first reaction from Roddy.
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The list is still more than 3000 short... I hope to catch up with the second update