novelraw Chapter 143
Chapter 143
When she just woke up the next day, Alida was still in a daze for a moment. She seemed to have done something extraordinary last night, but the beautiful girl who just woke up has not fully awakened yet. How could she think of yesterday? What did you do at night?
But when she washed up and walked out of the room, Alida remembered what she did last night when she saw Deadpool and Deadpool looking at her——you are so cowardly.
like……
When Sherlock and Bruce "look affectionately"...
careless……
slippery...
Turned off the video =A=
God testifies, she is really slippery, how could it be intentional?After all, she is a woman who is often in the storm of Shura field, okay?
However, Deadpool and Deadpool don't believe it. In other words, the two of them believe it, but what happens after they believe it?This topic has to end, it's too boring, so the two simply didn't believe it, and then laughed at Alida for being so cowardly.
Alida: ...I really want to beat them to death. For others, one plus one is greater than two. Why is the IQ of these two together is one plus one and loses two?
However, if the rounds are naive, they may be able to add one to be greater than two.
"Why are you still here?" Alida took a deep breath, and silently swallowed back the urge to kill these two people. She casually pulled out the chair and sat in front of the dining table, picked up the The white bread stuffed a bite into his mouth, and then looked at Deadpool and Deadpool with undisguised disgust.
"God, how can such a beautiful girl say such sad things from such sexy lips?"
"Haney, I thought you would choose to give me a sweet good morning kiss when you wake up early in the morning instead of giving me an order to evict me."
Seeing people in the same attire saying different things at the same time, Alida couldn't help but twitched at the corner of her mouth: "I said, did you see a ghost last night?"
Facing the white bulb-like eyes of Deadpool and Deadpool, this stunningly beautiful girl continued to say speechlessly, "...Sorry, I got used to your filth, and suddenly became so artistic. Sweet talk makes me a little bit unacceptable."
Hearing Alida's words, Deadpool and Deadpool looked at each other, and after a while, the two said in unison: "Oh! Shit! It's too bad!"
Alida: ... Isn't this the correct way to open it?
"Haney, I thought you would choose to give me a sweet good morning kiss after saying this? So sweet talk is useless, right?" Deadpool couldn't help but clicked his tongue, "Yes, if you want to be the hero, you need The most important thing is good looks and a big dick, preferably with a pair of long legs, what does it have to do with being able to speak sweetly?"
"Come on." Deadpool on the side said, "Look at your Alida, there are so many flowers in your family, which one didn't come back through sweet words?"
Gee.
Obviously it depends on good looks.
Alida ate the white bread, secretly counting the family flowers she had saved by relying on her appearance, and then...
Cough cough, the appropriate sweet talk is just a blessing, isn't it?
"So the reason why you guys haven't left yet is because you waited for me to get out of bed to cash in on me?" Alida glanced at Deadpool, then gave him two weak nods, "Especially you, Deadpool."
"Wow, sweetheart, it really hurts my brother's heart to say that. Don't you feel the strong affection that my brother has for you like 'I don't see you in a day, it's like three autumns'?"
Deadpool said that since reuniting with the grown-up Eve, his Chinese has become very good, and if necessary, he can come up with a tongue twister for each country's national anthem.
Hearing Deadpool's words, Alida suddenly glanced at him and asked, "Did you say 'day'? Or 'fuck'?"
Just casually, Deadpool, who wanted to show off his excellent Chinese, didn't expect Alida to ask such a question, and immediately couldn't help being stunned: "... Is this sentence so obscene?"
"Wow~" Alida shrugged her shoulders at Deadpool and said with a wicked smile, "It depends on who said it."
After all, day to day can be different, okay?
Deadpool: ...It's the first time I uttered such literary words so purely, and it turned out...
How is this different from pretending to fail?
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Seeing that Deadpool was stuck, Alida couldn't help laughing, and Deadpool on the side gave her a wink, with a face full of words—I knew Alida that you would help me get back.
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Alida asked Deadpool and Deadpool why they were still here for no reason, because the two of them had already discussed yesterday that they would leave New York to go to X Academy to find Wolverine.
what?
Why are they looking for Wolverine, you ask?
Thinking about how Deadpool from both worlds treated Wolverine, isn't it obvious why they went after him?Because they can only draw in 1v1, but if it is 2v1...
Hey Hey!
Whether it's Deadpool or Deadpool, both of them can imagine what kind of scene it will be at that time. When they think of Wolverine Logan being suppressed and beaten by them, they laugh even more lewdly.
Seeing the two of them like this, Alida couldn't help thinking secretly, maybe she should call Logan first?Although he didn't run away because of this, at least he had to be prepared in advance, right?
"Sweetheart, what are you thinking?" Deadpool had been with Alida for so long, although he couldn't guess what she was thinking [-]%, but it was not bad, "Do you want to call that stupid wolf? Darling, are you sure you want to be so cruel to me?"
Since it is a prank, of course it can be carried out perfectly without the other party knowing.
"Ah..." Alida couldn't help twitching the corner of her mouth when facing Deadpool's sad little wife's expression as if she was facing a cheating husband, and then said, "Logan and I are also good friends, aren't we?"
"to be frank."
"He's more handsome than you!"
Deadpool: ...so why does he want to humiliate himself?Knowing that Alida is such a dog.
"Brother thinks Alida is good in everything, but your eyes are not so good, ha, that stupid dog is actually more handsome than me (us)!? Sweetheart, I think you haven't seen what brother looks like, have you? ? Oh, brother said before the disfigurement."
Deadpool said to Alida, and the glamorous girl smiled, "Yes, Wade gave me a suggestion, let me go to Master Strange to borrow something, maybe I can go back in time and see clearly before his disfigurement appearance……"
"result?"
"As a result, we were thrown onto Mount Everest by Master Strange→_→"
Every time I say this, Alida can't help but want to roll her eyes at Deadpool. At the beginning, she was really out of her mind, so she went to provoke the Supreme Mage. The experience of almost dying in the snow mountain really didn't want to try again OK?
Hearing the keyword of Mage Strange, Sherlock glanced at Alida. If he remembered correctly, when they first met, she thought he was Mage Strange, right?
Hearing Alida's words, Deadpool turned his head to look at Deadpool, and then said, "Oh! Good guy, are you stupid? That long-faced mage is not easy to mess with. Instead of asking him to borrow some time gems, you might as well ask the next door Didn’t the Green Lantern of the DC family tell Alida what you looked like before you were disfigured?”
Deadpool: ...It seems that it is indeed possible to do this orz
Alida secretly remembered the name Green Lantern, and then kicked Deadpool and Deadpool out without saying a word, and said by the way: "Honey, I can choose not to call Logan and tell him about this matter." thing, but one thing..."
"If you blow up the X Academy, I won't help you pay for it." Alida smiled and said to Deadpool, "If I remember correctly, you have already owed countless zero debts to Charles. money?"
Deadpool: ...why bring up such a sad thing?
Ignoring Deadpool's little aggrieved expression, Alida opened her palm, and then directly stuck it on his face, and kicked Deadpool out at the same time.
After the two Deadpools left, 221B became quieter in an instant.
"Uh, Alida..." At the dining table, Watson looked at Alida who had gone and returned, and couldn't hold back his inner curiosity, and asked, "Did one of them really come from another world?" ?”
This is simply...
It’s incredible!
Watson felt that since he met Alida, his life had turned in another direction in an instant. For example, before that, he never thought that he would meet superheroes one day, and he was so close to them. One day my friend (Alida) will actually have something to do with a super villain.
"Haha, otherwise, do you think a world can find two cheap people like them?" Alida smiled and looked at Watson, and suddenly realized that when Deadpool appeared, Sherlock seemed to be forced by the author. The possibility of serving as a background board is unlikely, because as soon as Deadpool and Deadpool appeared, not only Sherlock, but also Watson seemed to be forced to disconnect——
So the real reason should be that Deadpool (and Deadpool) are too chatty, as long as they open their mouths, will all the people present be forced to disconnect except those who are chattered by him?
Alida: ...Suddenly I feel that this possibility is really very high.
Seeing that Alida gave him an affirmative answer indirectly, Watson opened his mouth several times, and finally he could only say: "I thought knowing Sherlock made my life exciting and exciting, but now it seems that I I have seen too little of the world.”
Hearing Watson's words, Alida couldn't help laughing, glanced at Sherlock, and said, "Honey, I don't think Sherlock will be happy if you say that."
Hearing Alida's words, Sherlock put down the coffee cup, and then said: "Inference without factual basis."
"Honey." Alida smiled and looked at him with her chin propped up, her gray-green eyes were soft and charming, "At this time, you only need to put on a look of 'come and coax me' to get a sweet smile." Good morning kiss."
Watson: ... Wouldn't you like to have a good breakfast?Why feed dog food?
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Hearing what Alida said, Sherlock didn't notice Watson's little depression, but set his eyes on her, but couldn't help thinking of being "hand slipped" by Alida yesterday (Alida: ... It’s true, why do you put quotation marks?) The person who appeared on her phone screen before turning off the video——
The Dark Knight of Gotham City, Batman.
Sherlock has keen observation skills, so he can tell from Alida's tone of voice, gestures and demeanor on the phone that she not only knows Batman, but also is very familiar with him, even...
Intimate and close.
Alida's IQ may not be as good as Sherlock's, but she is definitely not inferior to him in terms of emotional intelligence. Noticing his gaze, the glamorous girl raised her brows slightly: "Honey, your appearance makes me feel you It seems to be..."
"What a big move to hold back."
The word "hold back" really describes it very vividly.
Watson on the side couldn't help but burst out laughing, seeing both Alida and Sherlock turned their heads to look over, he quickly wiped his mouth: "Uh, sorry, you go on, I mean...you guys It would be fine if I didn't exist."
Being disturbed by Watson, Sherlock also retracted his gaze, and then said, "Are you planning to cooperate with McCoff?"
Alida: ...I always feel that he changed the subject→_→
But Alida still nodded. To be honest, the glamorous girl has been completely impressed by Sherlock's wisdom and cleverness. Even if he asks this question, she is not surprised at all——
It's Sherlock Holmes after all.
"Or, you are the partner of cooperation?" Alida took a bite of the sausage, and then said to Sherlock, "After all, Moriarty is also involved, isn't it?"
According to Sherlock's character and the importance he attaches to Moriarty, it's hard for him to stay out of it.
Hearing Alida say this, Sherlock only gave her a look, without nodding or shaking his head, but the glamorous girl already understood what he meant.
Because Alida and Sherlock were talking about business, when someone knocked on the door, Watson opened the door very automatically and consciously, but he never thought that after opening the door, he would see a person outside the door. Unexpected person: "...uh, you are..."