novelraw Chapter 162 Skirt and Lasso (Catching Bugs)
Chapter 162 Skirt and Lasso (Catching Bugs)
"Uh, Jason, you know I'm not a nun, right?"*
Standing in front of the large floor-to-ceiling mirror on the fitting table, Harry said helplessly to brother Jason who was leaning against the sofa behind him.
He just once again rejected a green satin tube top dress that Halle is wearing now for "too little fabric".
"The collar is too low, too low—can this still be called a collar?" Jason frowned, looking at the two balls of white and tender undulations looming on the upper edge of the green satin with an expression as if he was facing an enemy.
It's impossible for Harley to wear this, unless you step over his dead body - how many perverted boys' eyes will be drawn to where they shouldn't be.
For the first time, he noticed that his lovely younger sister... was about to grow into a big girl.
This made Jason, who was obviously in the bustling Gotham mall, feel a kind of loneliness and sadness like being in a deserted wilderness.
Too much sentimentality... Jason shook his head, criticizing himself in his heart - Harley always grew up, which is a good thing, the cycle of life, and the footnote of time.
Hope girls never grow up...not a healthy state of mind! ——It may be one step away from those perverts who like young girls!
Jason conducts deep self-criticism on himself and sets up super high moral requirements.
"What are you talking about?" Jason muttered while flipping through the catalog in his hand, "Of course I know you're not a nun, didn't I say you can show your arms?"
Holding her skirt up, Harry reluctantly went back to the fitting room——
For brother Jason, the standard of "too little fabric" is quite ambiguous - the last one was a long-sleeved round neck, which was tightly wrapped, but he still shook his head because "the legs are split too high".
From this, Harley summed up a new point - "don't show your legs".
While waiting for Harley to change clothes, Jason began to try to let himself look at the little girl who was about to grow up from a new perspective-just like he hoped when he was a child, hoping that adults could take themselves seriously, as an independent person.
He also didn't want to be so "authoritarian" in the trivial matter of buying clothes.Fortunately, Harley is not a rebellious child, otherwise, if it was him, he would have been angry for so long, right?
But also as a man, Jason knew what those teenage, stinky boys with sperm and brains were thinking every day.It's just a hormonal rush, who hasn't experienced it yet!
The thought of stupid boys looking Harry up and down...he just... wants to punch someone.
At this time, the attentive clerk brought another new one for Jason to have a look at.
"I noticed that you want to keep your sister cute, so what do you think of this one?"
Jason frowned deeply after just one glance - this skirt is quite cute, with lip patterns on the lower body, but it's too short...
etc!The main problem is not the length...
"...This deep V... Please tell me it's behind the back..." In fact, he couldn't accept the backless.
"Oh, of course not this one, sir, this one is on the chest, which can bring out the slender neckline of women." The clerk explained in a professional manner.
Oh...Jason is going to blow up, it's definitely not a "neck line" that guys will be looking at!
In short, this deep V skirt made Jason so angry that he dragged Harry away.
In the end, after Jason's vetoes for different reasons several times, and Harley's protest of "I'm not a serious female teacher", the two finally finalized a light pink Louis Vuitton long-sleeved dress with silver trim. *
Except for the side slit that just reached the knee, the skirt was not exposed from top to bottom, and the chain bones were not exposed.
But Jason wasn't happy with this one either, because it was...a bit slim (dresses are all slim! Jason! - Hari).
Even though every inch of the skin is tightly wrapped by the fabric, due to the smooth tailoring and smooth fabric, the girl's beautiful figure that has just begun to develop can still be seen at a glance - even because of these coverings, let The imagination is more beautiful.
——As the saying goes, the most charming is to show off.
"I... quite like this one." Harry lowered his head and said aggrievedly.
This sad expression... Jason took out his card decisively.
Harry leaned over, saw the bill, and opened his eyes wide, "I knew it would be expensive...but I didn't know it was so expensive! It's better...don't buy it."
Jason snorted, "Are you a child of Wayne's parents? Bruce's casual behavior of buying hotels and luxury cars to please all kinds of real and fake girlfriends hasn't made you get used to the zero behind the numbers? Don't worry, your dress is not as expensive as the bag Bruce bought for a woman whose name he can't remember."
"Believe it or not Bruce would be so heartbroken that he would buy you the whole store if he knew you thought the dress was expensive."
Harry shrank his head back in a daze.What Brother Jason said...it seems... no amount of zeros can be accepted?
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Harry never thought that the first time he set foot in the watchtower, he would come to participate in the trial-the trial of his godfather.
Uncle Bruce—no, Batman—took her hand, passed the teleportation device, and brought her to the Justice League's space headquarters in an instant.
Teleportation feels... weird, but better than wizards' Apparition.
Behind the transparent cell door, Sirius was leisurely reclining on a pure white single bed, reading... a book of Kant.
"The prison environment in your watchtower is too good. This is not so good. Prisoners like me may not want to leave." He shook his soft long hair and winked at Harry and Bruce.
"You're welcome." Bruce said coldly, assuming the other party was thanking himself.
Not so many complex procedures, Diana is very confident in the real eye lasso, everyone is the same.
It's just... Sirius seems to be in no rush to prove his innocence, spending all his time flirting with Diana? !
Holding the golden glowing rope, he looked relaxed and chattered.
"I must say, this set of thorax works much better than Veritaserum and doesn't make me look like a dementia."
"Oh, Lady Diana of Paradise Island, I've been wanting to say this to you since I was a dog - you're so hot, you're smoking hot, and all the words in the world aren't enough to compliment you. "
"I have never seen anything more beautiful than you in my life, whether in witches or Muggles, Baby~"
"I'm willing to be tied by your noose, you can do anything to me."
Harry wanted to cover his face.
No, wait, a terrible question suddenly occurred to her... If Sirius is really her father's best friend, then her father... wouldn't be like this, would he?
Oh...No...
The author has something to say:
*Earlier, a little angel said in the comments that if Snape buys a dress, Harley will dress as a nun, if Jason buys it...in fact, she will too~ Show your hands
*The last dress Harley bought, the trash author wrote against the one Saoirse Ronan wore at this year's Screen Actors Guild Awards.
(The first time I saw the photo, I thought it was too beautiful, cute and fairy-like. I searched for the brand on the Internet, and it turned out to be LV.)
(You can see what the dress looks like by searching for "America Screen Actors Guild Awards Saoirse" on weibo.)
There is relatively little information, and it is mainly because I did not check carefully... _(:з"∠)_Considering the occasion that Ronan sister attended, it should be a "couture", so this article will treat it as "ready-made clothing"...
But Harley won't wear it in the future...spoiler in advance, she will accidentally take Serena's revealing luxury Givenchy haute couture...until the night of the Christmas ball...
(The Givenchy brand was chosen because Goddess Gadot, the first sister of DC, likes to wear Givenchy on the most important occasions.)