[Comprehensive British and American] Be pampered and pampered

Chapter 53

However, the wrong formula is not finished yet, the mage was just about to take a step, and just before he could step on the right place, the little ancestor on the opposite side raised his voice again: "That's not right!"

The poor old Taoist is over half a century old, this voice almost scared him away.

If this was normal, he would have started roaring a long time ago, but the situation in front of him did not allow him to do so—the old Taoist stabilized his figure, and finally retracted his legs, preferring to move more slowly than offending the girl in front of him , step by step according to what she said.

Easier said than done.After all, the Ritual Rituals are a set of procedures that have been passed down for thousands of years, and the movements have been fixed. Each Ritual Ritual has its own set of prescribed movements, which have never been changed.This good Dragon God Zhaijiao suddenly had to change its route, which made the experienced old Taoist very flustered.

On the one hand, he was afraid of offending the gods, and on the other hand, he was afraid that his hesitation would cause dissatisfaction among the believers, so he was about to cry.

"Hey, why are you crying?" Ao Kyung looked at his anxious look, and waved his hands very understandingly, "Take your time, I'm not hungry yet."

Ao Biao said to keep her dignified, but now it seems that if she is stern and gesticulating, she may really scare the mortal in front of her to tears.This old Taoist priest is quite capable, maybe he can become a bridge between her and mortals, so don't be frightened.

However, she has patience that others may not have.

Xu felt that these Taoist priests were too dawdly, and the tourists who were stopped outside the altar were a little bit helpless.

"Why haven't you started yet? Didn't you say you have to follow the rules? Can you do it, old Taoist priest?"

"It was agreed that he came from a famous family, and he can't even do a fasting ceremony, is it a lie?"

"Could it be that the director of the scenic spot is a pit?"

"Tsk, who knows."

Those young Taoist priests couldn't help feeling a little anxious after hearing these gossips, but the master [shishu] in front of them was still moving around intently, as if they were learning how to walk for the first time.

"Uncle-"

"This is the most critical time, there is no need to rush." ​​The old Taoist glanced back at them.

"The time has passed, Master!" The young Taoist priest was still anxious.

"It's okay!"

Meng Zhang Shenjun himself has no objections, how can mortals dare to tell her the time?It's decent to get things done.

Fortunately, no matter what the old Taoist said, he has several years of experience in setting up altars and sacrificial offerings. Listen to Ao Jing's dictation for this step, and get familiar with it again, and he will be able to come out in a good shape.

He just started to sing the scriptures in earnest——Ao Jing had told him just now that the Sifang Protoss did not belong to Taoism originally, let alone when it was born, and the texts with detailed records were all in the Yin and Shang Dynasties. At that time, there was no Taoism at that time, and such a new sect was not born until later. Because it is all Chinese native culture, it is all included in it, and it is convenient for them to receive incense from the world.But in fact, the Dragon Clan and the Heavenly Court still have nothing to do with each other. Only the Dragon King of the Four Seas is under the jurisdiction, so the steps of this ritual are different. Anyway, the morning scriptures that were originally to be recited are omitted.As long as burning incense, praying, prostrating, these are indispensable, as for the praises originally sung to the Dragon King of the Four Seas, it is natural to add Mengzhang Shenjun in front.

The old Taoist walked through the process with his apprentices and nephews. In fact, the new footwork is also very simple. The god Meng Zhang leads the seven stars, and he just walks through it from beginning to end. It’s just that he lacks scriptures, so he can’t do anything. Habits are also very informal.

"I know that you mortals are particular." Ao Jing still stood behind the table, "If you want scriptures, after the Dragon Boat Festival, I will naturally ask others to write them. This time, I don't need them."

There are not many people in Tianting who are so brilliant that Ao Kyung can remember them, namely Lu Dongbin and Wenchang Emperor Zhang Yazi, but even if they don’t write about these two, she can go to Li Taibai—as long as he doesn’t get drunk and write a rock Wind praise is fine, but she dares to accept it, but the dolls in front of her may not dare to sing.

However, who in Heaven would not like to do things for the Dragon Clan?This is a good opportunity to increase your cultivation, even Li Taibai will not give up.

He can trade for wine even if he doesn't cultivate.

Ao Jing was thinking about Li Bai being beaten out because he exchanged moon cakes with Chang'e with poems, and the Taoist priests in front of him had already finished their rites and invited her to have a meal.

In fact, Ao Jing is not at all those gods who must eat offerings in heaven. She can eat delicacies from mountains and seas, and can also eat marshmallows that cost a few dollars on the roadside.But Zhaijiao is different after all, she has to be serious, so as not to hurt the hearts and worldview of these mortals.

Ordinary people feel that there is no rule without scriptures, so she will give a copy, they can read it with peace of mind, and they can eat with peace of mind.

Because of the simplification of some procedures, this fasting ceremony ended quickly, and the last two steps were changed to asking the gods for their needs, and making wishes and blessings to the gods.

At this stage, the tourists who had been in the fog and the Taoists who were dazzled by the actions of their fellow disciples realized what had changed on the scene.

From the mouth of the old Taoist priest, they could hear some vague murmurs, as if someone was talking to him, and then he held on to the incense and bowed before the case, as if he had agreed to some conditions, and then he inserted the incense in the In the incense burner in front of them, the white smoke curled up and formed a pattern under their noses - there were three incense sticks in total, and three little hearts were lit one after another. It was obvious that the enshrined Dragon God was in a good mood.

"...?!" This operation was too shocking, they couldn't help but wiped their eyes, but the love was still floating in the air, it wasn't their own illusion.

The most important interest agreement has been completed between humans and gods, and it will be even better to communicate with the common people next. ugly statue to represent her.

Really ugly to bursting.

When she thought about it, she waved her sleeve casually, and the only statue in the Dragon King Temple exploded with a bang, scaring everyone to kneel on the ground, even the old Taoist showed a frightened expression, thinking that Ao Kyung is moody, what else is he dissatisfied with.

"... Cough." The little girl clapped her hands awkwardly.

She really accidentally used the wrong force because she was nervous. Originally, she just wanted to make the statue disappear, but it was embarrassing to use too much force now.

Seeing the kneeling mortals in front of her, all of them watching their eyes, noses, noses, noses, and hearts, she was suddenly a little at a loss, as if she had returned to the day when she first went to sea.

The Dragon King of the Four Seas behind him didn't dare to come forward to give advice to Ao Jing because of his low seniority. In fact, they were also taken aback by the god statue that exploded just now. angered the ancestor.

For a moment, the atmosphere was very embarrassing. No one knew why the Dragon God, who had just compared his heart to everyone, was so furious. Could it be that it was a sign of bad luck for them?

Many people began to complain secretly, regretting why they chose to come to Huaguo Mountain today, and they shouldn't join in the fun. No one noticed a man in a green robe standing behind them at some point.

But Ao Jing's position made her see him at a glance.

With his hands behind his back, Loki didn't know how he got here, and he was half-leaning on the fence in a leisurely manner, the corners of his eyebrows and the corners of his eyes and the curvature of his lips showed that he was smiling.

One person is bowed down by the crowd, and the other stands among the crowd. This scene is still very familiar, but the positions of the two have been completely reversed.

"Isn't that exactly what you're going to do?" Ao Kyung saw his lips move, although she was silent, she understood what Loki was talking about.

Let human beings truly fear the gods, teach them that the sky has eyes, that good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and that perfunctory and serious things have cause and effect. Even smiling gods will show their ruthless side when mortals do wrong things.

Only when there is fear can there be obedience, and only when there is obedience can there be stability, and stability is the duty of the gods.

Thinking of the human girl she met before, Ao Kyung's golden eyes couldn't help but darken—she was lucky enough to call Ao Kyung to save her life that time, but what if Ao Kyung didn't hear?

There is no use intimidating the city god. There are so many gods in heaven who perform their duties, and there are always times when they are too busy. Although everyone pays attention to the fairness of heaven and the distinction between good and evil, it is obvious that many people now believe in the "scourge of evil". Millennium".

Ao Jing should tell them that even if the scourge ran to the ends of the earth and hid for 1000 years, he would be caught and dealt with.

"I don't like this idol."

She looked up at Loki's position. The strange thing was that when they confronted each other for the first time, she was very calm. That calmness came from her confidence in her own strength, so she looked so arrogant and even wanted to Loki, who was kneeling on her knees, didn't feel a little nervous.But now, facing the man who had long been familiar with him and even erased her original image, the tension surrounding her gradually disappeared, and then she felt a burst of peace of mind?

"Don't let them keep kneeling, it will be counterproductive, Littlefool." Loki, who was far away from her, moved his mouth again, with a little smile in his green eyes, and a kind of complacency that she couldn't understand, almost smug mood. "Now is not the time for you to look at me."

Ao Jing withdrew his gaze, finally returned to the high platform where the statue was originally located, and revealed his real body with a chic posture.

Her real body is very huge, and this small Dragon King Temple can only store half of her body, so Ao Jing shrunk down her body very thoughtfully, but her head still accidentally hit the algae well of the temple.

The little blue dragon's horns knocked against the mural suddenly, and quickly shrunk back and forth, then raised its head cautiously to see if it had caused damage again, and when it was found to be all right, it shrank back in its place with peace of mind, transforming into a New dragon god statue.

Most of the god statues in the Dragon King Temple are made of stone, and then filled with paint on the outside. After a long time, the color of the stone statues will be mottled and dull, and even oxidize and lose some edges and corners due to someone touching them. Not only is it not sacred to see it at night, It may be quite suitable for horror movies, and it is also very effective for interrogating people with ghosts.

But the new statue that people see now is green all over, as if carved from a whole piece of giant jade. The mane and beard are all elegant and light, and the golden round eyes are piercing. trembling.This statue is lifelike, as if it will fly up the next moment, making a chilling roar, and placing it on the high platform facing the door, anyone who comes in will be examined by it. You have to be as good as a cat.

This dragon was perched on a high platform, its head held high and facing the gate, its tail formed a circle, and the sharp-eyed one saw a small black figure flashing past in the circle.

"From now on, the gods you want to enshrine will be made according to it." The clear voice sounded again, and people realized that the gods they enshrined turned out to be women.

In Taoist culture, it is not that there are no goddesses who are enshrined. Gods such as Mazu, Jiutian Xuannv, and Queen Mother of the West are the most well-known gods, but no one has ever thought that God Mengzhang is a woman.

Shouldn't this be called Empress Meng Zhang?

"It's better to be called the Empress of the Dragon God than the Empress of Mengzhang." The idol—no, this Empress of the Dragon God actually saw through the unspoken thoughts of the people, which made these mortals turn pale with fright.

"Dragon...Dragon..." Someone knelt on the ground and muttered inarticulately.

"The Dragon Goddess has appeared!!!" The person next to him took his words and shouted at the top of his voice.

"..." Hearing this, Ao Jing was convinced—didn't she make a move a long time ago? Why do these people have such a long reflex arc?Kneeling is kneeling, what else is unclear?

Little do they know that it is really difficult to see such gods appearing in person in this era. They kneel down on instinct, and their bodies respond faster than their brains, or their brains have already reacted, but because they are too beyond the scope of cognition, they suddenly Unaware of the truth.

So there was another round of mountain and sea worship in front of the Dragon King Temple, and no one bothered to take out their mobile phones to take pictures at this moment, for fear that they would delay the time of making wishes.

However, the appearance of the Dragon Goddess did not make them blindly regard her as a koi.

Ao Jing changed the subject, and cut straight to the point he wanted to say.

"Don't do evil because it's small, and don't do good because it's small. Only by seeing the big in the small, can you know the person's face and heart." Such a passage came out from the statue, and everyone was a little at a loss for a while. They didn't know that the Dragon Goddess Why are you talking about this all of a sudden?

"Evil perpetrators will not be cured enough to be outraged by the common people. Greedy people will eventually perish if their desires are hard to fill. There is a saying in Buddhism-karma is true, retribution is not good, and those who are lucky will mostly be desolate after death. Fengdu 75 officials all opened their eyes wide to see In the world of the yang, record the sins one by one, and absolutely no one can escape the sanction after death, the ten halls of hell, 36 hells, it depends on what crimes you have recorded."

After saying this, Ao Jing paused for a long time, and the people outside the temple gate only felt that the eyes of the Dragon Goddess swept over them, and the frank and upright people could still stand upright to accept the scrutiny, like those who are robbing and throwing their wives The unscrupulous people who abandoned their sons and so on, all felt thorns on their backs, as if the golden eyes of the Dragon God were staring at them, and they had imprinted some sins on them in their hearts, and they were so frightened that bean sprouts appeared on their faces. There were big beads of sweat, and the two were fighting, and they were a little unsteady on their knees.

The Sifang Gods are the earliest gods, especially represented by dragons and phoenixes. After all, they are two races that were born at the moment when Pangu opened the sky.As the symbol of the later imperial power, the dragon clan represents the righteousness of the world. Even if the Xiao Xiao mice feel that they are right, they will shrink their necks and feel guilty when they are glanced at by Ao Jing. that driver.

Of course, Ao Jing didn't intend to scare them at this time, otherwise, wouldn't they regard her as an evil god if they died together?

So, she just pointed out all the words, but she didn't pick out everyone one by one as they worried.But this will not make those mortals breathe a sigh of relief, on the contrary, they will think about how Emperor Fengdu will deal with the bad things they did, so that people with poor psychological endurance begin to reflect on the penny they picked up when they were young and did not pay it back. Something for the police uncle.

For a while, most of the people who just joined in the fun and made wishes gave up the idea of ​​asking the Empress of the Dragon God to bless them for promotion and wealth, and began to make up rhetoric, worrying about what kind of confession gesture they should use to make the Empress of the Dragon God forgive them.

The so-called put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha on the ground. If Zhantan Gongde Buddha saw this scene, he would really feel a lot of emotion for Ao Jing's merits. When he went to the West to learn scriptures, he almost broke his mouth several times and failed to make those monsters and gangsters give up doing evil. Right now, Ao Jing just said a few words, and with a glance of his eyes, even the murderers who got involved in it had already decided to surrender themselves.

After all, the status is different. Tang Xuanzang was still a mortal body at that time, and the monsters were all salivating at his meat. How could they listen to the words of their prey?As for the robbers who are used to being vicious and vicious, they don't even care about a monk with thin skin and tender flesh who has no strength to restrain a chicken.As soon as Ao Jing appeared on the stage, he was a god, and the stone statue that exploded quickly gave these mortals who did not know the truth a foothold. In addition, people are inherently mortal, and most of them believe that the king of Hades in the underworld is indeed a real thing, so there is "yin virtue".And there are so many legends about hell in the mortal world, such as frying and burning, knives, mountains and cars, everything, even if Ao Jing didn't introduce it carefully, they filled in all the content through imagination.

No one wants to experience such endless torture after death, and it is unbelievable to be raised by the true god in front of him at this time. Half of the people's faces are as white as paper because of this.

Loki leaned on the fence, listening to Ao Jing frightening these people in the atrium, his heart didn't fluctuate, and he even wanted to laugh - so he laughed too, his eyes narrowed slightly, and the corners of his mouth kept rising, if it wasn't for Looking at the crowd of people kneeling on the ground in front of him, he thought he was enjoying the fragrance of birds and flowers in some quiet and beautiful scenery.

It’s not that he doesn’t believe Ao Jing’s words. After all, the composition of the gods in China is indeed different from the world he knew before. What he laughed at was the serious tone of the little girl when she threatened them that they would be punished for doing bad things. The expression of fear and sincerity made him feel funny.

There is no hell in Asgard, and there is no Yan Luo that records crimes. The trial is conducted by Odin, and Loki thinks that he is already deep in hell. He doesn't think this is such a terrible thing, but it is funny.

The way this little girl was preaching to them so seriously, the more she looked, the cuter she became.

Loki's fingertips were inexplicably itchy, he rubbed them twice indifferently, and when he looked up again, Ao Kyung seemed to have finished speaking, which meant that he could speak freely in the Dragon King Temple today, if he had no reservations, If he sincerely reforms in the future, Fengdu will naturally reduce his sentence.

What she didn't say was that many people here had already had their lifespan reduced by Fengdu, and the lifespan was originally special, even if they accumulated virtue and did good deeds all their lives, it might not be able to increase the time--Sun Wukong's entry into the life and death book was an accident, and no one expected him to be so reckless. After that, Yama of the Ten Palaces wished he could lock up his share of life, death, good and evil with a ten-storey safe.People who have had their lifespan deducted for treachery and evil start accumulating virtue and doing good deeds. They will only stop deducting lifespan, but will not return it to them. The remaining sins will still be liquidated after death, but there is hope for reincarnation. As for those who die without repentance, the animal way Extravagant.

Because Ao Jing said that she would stay here throughout the whole day of the Dragon Boat Festival to listen to the confessions of believers, so all the kneeling people got up one after another, scrambling to visit the Dragon King Temple, and confessed to the Dragon Goddess.From the time they wet the bed when they were young, Loki heard that when they grew up, they deliberately scratched the paint of other people's cars. He could think of everything he could think of and bald without shame. He was not so honest with his parents.

Loki thought they were noisy, and the little girl over there seemed to have a big head from the noise, she immediately protested: "Don't make noise! ​​Give me a number and come in order!"

"..." The atmosphere was suddenly quiet, and no one expected that the legendary god would have such an operation.

The old Taoist priest who was temporarily in charge of the Dragon King Temple wiped his sweat in the corner—the current god is really down-to-earth.

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The author has something to say:

Yuzhi Linlin is really not good at bureaucratic accents, she tried her best...

Ao Kyung: Let me compare my heart to you.

Loki: The heart is mine, the wreck of the statue is yours.

Master: I'm afraid that I worshiped false gods in the past [Three Views collapsed and chaos in the wind]

Mortal: Trembling QAQ Goddess Dragon God, help me!

Dinosaur: As expected of a little ancestor, it can save the game perfectly even with slippery hands!

Loki: My credit