Code Zulu Alpha: Nerd In The Apocalypse!

Chapter 1359 Budget Mauro - RIP

From the time of the "Five-Box Incident", I've only ever used them a few times but with this crazy bitch asking to get fucked—no, asking to cum one way or the other, I figured I could use a box or two since I wasn't entirely sure if my dick would fall off after putting it inside her once or twice.

Because yeah, the vibes this KC chick was letting out was that she ruined many men's lives and some of them were still trying to pursue her—not because of anything special but because it was foretold that crazy chicks had the best pussy on the market, don't quote me on that.

'She can be just that horny and hadn't had a release but I guess that doesn't necessarily mean that she's not crazy too...'

However, right as she took off her top and revealed her big ol' naturals in front of everybody, we heard a roar of a loud fucking engine—and it suddenly made KC roll her eyes and cover herself—so we decided to look from above.

To my surprise, a large pick-up with a riser, an exposed engine with tons of blowers, several exhausts sticking out from the side and then curves up, and a good ol' machinegun looking from above parked like a BMW owner on this establishment's front.

And I kid you not, a budget Mauro jumped down from his truck, took in a lot of air, before shouting at the top of his lungs:

"KC~!!! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE! BABY~! KC~!!! I SAID, I'M SORRY! COME BACK TO ME, BABY!!!

I— KC!!! HEY! YOU UP THERE! WHERE'S— KC! BABY! PLEASE!

I APOLOGIZE— I— WHAT THE FUCK?! W-WHAT— YOU MOTHERFUCKER, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!"

To my confusion, I saw a 6-feet 'roided-up motherfucker curse me out and threaten to kill me in a span of a few seconds. In addition, almost every prostitute in this establishment bounced except for the one that big ol' dude was looking for, and she never looked so miffed as she turned to me in desperation:

"You— You can fight, right?"

"Yeah?"

"Then, please— I'll do anything—"

Then the motherfucker barged right in while this place's concierge was still holding onto his leg, begging to stop this madness:

"KC! GET AWAY FROM THAT PRETTY BOY BEFORE I PUT YOU IN THE SAME STATE I'LL PUT HIM IN!"

I chuckled, "You're making a mistake—"

"WHO THE FUCK'S TALKING TOLD YOU TO SPEAK?! YOU BETTER—" Read new chapters at empireNôv(el)B\\jnn

"Last chance—"

"So... Does it grow to an inch or—"

"I TOLD YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"

"I mean— You did try to kill me though... I can just knock you out to ease the pain—"

"LIKE YOU'RE BIGGER THAN ME! NO SHOT KC WOULD— AND I NEVER HIT YOU, YOU FUCK!"

"But there was an attempt, you meathead. It's not my fault you can't connect or satisfy your wife—"

"WAHHHHHHHHHHH~!!! I WAS JUST—"

KC cut in, "Nope— We're not together, in the slightest—"

"DON'T SAY THAT, KC! I LOVE YOU! I REALLY DO! I— I'LL WEAR IT, ALRIGHT?! I'M SO SORRY!"

I had to cut in, "Wear what, exactly?"

"YOU— DON'T FUCKING BUTT IN OUR CONVERSATION!!!"

KC rolled her eyes, "YOU don't butt in our conversation! We just struck a deal and he's supposed to fuck my brains out!"

"B-BUT I SAID I'LL WEAR THE SLEEVE! I-I CAN SATISFY YOU NOW!"

"NO, YOU CAN'T! YOU'VE TRIED MANY TIMES! MANY GUYS DID TOO! NO ONE CAN!"

"THEN HOW CAN HE?!"

"SEE ALL THESE WOMEN AROUND HIM?!"

"HUH?! AREN'T THEY ALL JUST PROSTITUTES?!"

I had to kick his little balls one more time before I stared him down while releasing copious amounts of killing intent, "The fuck did you just say, Pinhead Larry?"

But the dumbass continued to dig his grave as he managed to ignore me, "IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOUR PUSSY'S THAT LOOSE, KC!!!"