novelraw Chapter 157 My shit actually smells like burnt?
Chapter 157 My shit actually smells like burnt?
Chapter 157 My shit actually smells like burnt?
After repeated practice several times, Su Xiaonian finally confirmed that only she can see the text on the Azure Dragon Book.
"It seems that this Azure Dragon Book is not for anyone who wants to practice." Ye Xiaochuan sighed, originally he wanted to see how amazing this Azure Dragon Book is, but now it seems that there is no such fate.
After the restaurant closed, Su Xiaonian tried to practice according to the book.
According to what is written in the Qinglong Book, this training method is divided into many stages. The more you practice, the more powerful it will be. However, Su Xiaonian cannot understand the content behind it for the time being, so he can only start from the simplest introduction on the first page. Practice.
The way to get started is simple, that is to sit cross-legged in meditation, meditate to discard distracting thoughts, and control breathing, which is somewhat similar to meditation.
Su Xiaonian tried it and found that his body was very comfortable. There was a warm current in his body, an indescribable feeling.
Is this heat flow an internal force?
Just when Su Xiaonian was seriously feeling the heat in his body, the system's alarm clock suddenly rang.
Su Xiaonian was taken aback for a moment, then opened his eyes, and found that it was dawn? !
He obviously just practiced for a while, and felt that it would not exceed an hour at most, but he did not expect that the time would pass so quickly inadvertently, and it would be dawn in the blink of an eye.
Su Xiaonian stretched and got out of bed, and found that although he had not slept all night, he was very energetic and in a much better state than when he had slept.
Is this also the benefit of cultivation?
Got up and went downstairs, Ye Xiaochuan was cleaning up the hygiene downstairs, and Wang Yuhan was sitting at the cash register playing with his mobile phone.
It seems that she didn't leave again yesterday.
Seeing Su Xiaonian going downstairs, Wang Yuhan put down his phone and asked, "Boss Su, what's for breakfast?"
Su Xiaonian thought for a while, he didn't seem to have any ingredients left, so he said, "Drink porridge."
"Hmm, what next?" Wang Yuhan looked at Su Xiaonian expectantly.
"Then there is no more." Su Xiaonian said indifferently.
"Ah? Just drink plain porridge?" Wang Yuhan blinked.
"Don't you like it? Then I won't do your part." Su Xiaonian smiled slightly.
"I like it, how could I not like it. Wang Yuhan immediately stated that she will eat whatever Boss Su does."
Su Xiaonian went into the kitchen, casually grabbed two handfuls of rice and threw them into the pot, after a few simple scourings, added water, and started cooking porridge.
As soon as the porridge was cooked, Su Xiaonian, who left the kitchen, suddenly felt restless in his stomach, gurgling, and then farted with a puff.
Wang Yuhan and Ye Xiaochuan hid aside with disgust.
Su Xiaonian said speechlessly: "My farts don't stink, they smell good. If you don't believe me, you should smell them."
"Fuck you, whoever wants to smell your fart will become a pervert!"
Wang Yuhan smelled it once before, and knew that Su Xiaonian's farts didn't smell bad, but even if they didn't, the farts came from her buttocks. She didn't have such a strong taste, and she liked to smell other people's farts.
"Hey, I'm going to the bathroom, remember to go to the kitchen and turn off the fire later." Su Xiaonian said with an embarrassed smile, and then ran to the garden to relieve himself.
In the past few years, Su Xiaonian has become accustomed to going to the garden. When going to the toilet, he also fertilizes the vegetables grown in the garden. It is a natural and harmless fertilizer, which is very easy to use.
Su Xiaonian immediately felt at ease physically and mentally after the "Thousands of Lis" was over.
Just after wiping his butt and washing his hands, he smelled a faint burning smell.
What is the taste?
Is it my shit smell?
Damn, my shit smells like burnt?
no no no...
The burnt smell comes from the kitchen!
He immediately pulled up his pants and ran to the kitchen.
The rice cooker made a "squeak" sound, obviously the porridge was overcooked.
"I really admire the two of you. Didn't I tell you to remember to turn off the fire? The white porridge can be boiled, and my fame in this life is ruined." Su Xiaonian had to admire Wang Yuhan sincerely, and gave her a thumbs up Thumbs up.
Wang Yuhan showed a shameful expression, and said playfully: "Hey, I'm sorry, just now Ye Xiaochuan insisted on pulling me to play the king, I forgot all of a sudden."
Ye Xiaochuan muttered softly: "Obviously you told me to take you..."
Su Xiaonian had black lines on his face...
These two are too unreliable.
There is no way, the water in the pot has been boiled dry, so we can only take it out of the pot in advance.
The white porridge was sticky and piled up in a lump. At first Su Xiaonian thought that he could save it, but it looked hopeless, so he could only eat it like this.
But fortunately, although this pot of "white porridge" is almost cooked like rice, luckily the rice is cooked.
A lump of white porridge was served on the table, and it seemed that he had lost his appetite.
Throwing this pot of white porridge on the street may not even beggars want to eat it.
It doesn't look good.
This is something cooked.
Wang Yuhan felt embarrassed: "Or throw away this pot and cook another pot."
"Forget it, it will take half an hour to cook another pot, and this pot is still edible."
Besides, it's a pity to throw away such a big pot of porridge.
It is shameful to waste food, especially as a chef, I know the truth that food is hard to come by.
However, Su Xiaonian couldn't eat such a lump of white porridge.
I can only use the additional functions of the system to save this pot of porridge.
"System, add a delicious effect to this porridge." Su Xiaonian said silently in his heart.
Su Xiaonian seldom adds another effect after using the system to make food.
This time is definitely an exception.
The system has added effects. Although the appearance of this porridge has not changed, it still looks like a pile of shit. At least the taste has been improved by the system, so it should be pretty good.
Su Xiaonian distributed the white porridge to Wang Yuhan and Ye Xiaochuan.
"Don't be stunned, let's eat."
These two people stared at the lumps of white porridge in front of them, unable to finish their mouths.
"I suddenly remembered that I drank a bag of milk when I got up in the morning. Now that I'm not hungry, I'll leave this pot of porridge to you two." Wang Yuhan said seriously.
Ye Xiaochuan also nodded pretendingly: "I'm not hungry now. Boss Su, I'll give you my bowl too."
The two of them didn't know that Su Xiaonian had changed the taste of the porridge through the system.
"You don't have to eat, save food for me."
Su Xiaonian picked up the bowl, picked up a lump of porridge with chopsticks and put it into his mouth.
A faint scent of rice spreads in the mouth, there is an indescribable sweetness, the taste is actually very delicious!
Except that the taste is a little bit worse, it is a bit sticky, but with that kind of fragrance, it has a special flavor. If you don't say it, Su Xiaonian would think that he is eating jelly, which is smooth and soft.
"Well, it's delicious."
Su Xiaonian started eating in big mouthfuls.
Wang Yuhan and Ye Xiaochuan were dumbfounded watching from the sidelines, Boss Su won't be out of his mind, right?
This lump of white porridge that looks like shit is actually delicious?
Su Xiaonian ate very quickly, finished a bowl in less than 2 minutes, and then filled a second bowl.
Seeing how sweet the food he ate, Ye Xiaochuan picked up a lump of white porridge with some doubts, and took a sip.
The entrance is smooth, and the special aroma of rice grains hits the nostrils. Tasting it carefully, it has a special taste.
He swears that this is the best white porridge he has ever eaten in his life.
Ye Xiaochuan ate it hungrily, and the bowl of white porridge was also very sweet.
"Is it really that delicious?"
Wang Yuhan also picked up a lump of porridge and tasted it.
"Wow! This is too delicious!"
(End of this chapter)