Chapter 392
Chapter 392
Thor bought a cell phone.
Buying a mobile phone is not a bizarre thing, but the bizarre thing is Thor, he doesn't need a mobile phone.
"I have been an adult for hundreds of years." The God of Thunder said with his waist straightened, "You can buy whatever you want."
Daisy was listening, envious.
"Are you envious of me?" Thor asked her, "Seriously?"
Obviously I am an adult, but it takes a long time to save my own earth currency to buy a mobile phone. Daisy also saves money, but mainly for fun. I usually want to buy something. As soon as I say it, Tony has already instructed the housekeeper to place an order up.
When Thor was saving money, he ate lemons next to Daisy every day.
"Then why are you working so hard to save money?" Tony asked, "You don't need it, I thought the Asgardians had already achieved mind communication."
"Don't think I can't hear the sarcasm in your words." Thor hummed to Tony while stuffing money into the piggy jar.
In fact, he wants to buy a mobile phone, so that when the news lags behind and he asks why the alliance members didn't tell him, Tony can't stop him with the eternal but useful question of "you don't have a mobile phone".
The original intention is very naive, it is better not to say it.
Thor borrowed the piggy jar to save money from Daisy. Every time he came to the earth, he saved money in various ways, including but not limited to paid signatures. After a long time, he finally saved enough to buy a mobile phone.
Thor decides to open the box with Daisy.
Buying a new phone is like welcoming a new friend.
Thor devoutly tore off the wrapping paper, opened the box, and took out a palm-sized mobile phone from inside: "Look."
"Wow." Daisy said.
Baby Daisy's "wow" comes from the heart. She doesn't have a mobile phone, only two tablets and a little badass phone watch that is not very useful.
I don't need a phone or watch because as soon as I turn it on, I have to attend endless minions' mischief meetings. It lasts for two hours, and no one can stand it.
Thor has Tony and Daisy's phone numbers stored in his phone.
His big hand pointed on the screen: "The characters are so small."
When searching for the functions of the mobile phone, Thor found that there was an intelligent AI in the mobile phone.
"Now I have my own Jarvis." Thor said triumphantly, "How do I get her out?"
He tapped the phone screen with his hand.
The strength was too great, and almost cracked the mobile phone that had just been disassembled for half an hour.
"You just said her name," Daisy said.
"I didn't expect you to know a lot." Thor said.
He followed suit and called a girl's name on the mobile phone as Daisy said, and a robot jumped out to answer.
Thor just said at first, want a mobile phone to gag Tony.
But now I don't know who is chatting with the mobile phone smart AI for half an hour.
"To a certain extent, you are also very powerful." Tony said.
It seemed that he had never chatted with his housekeeper for half an hour.
"Maybe he has the potential to become an otaku." The chairman's gaze sharpened.
Thor has been on the road to explore new functions of mobile phones for several days in a row.
Money can't be spent in vain, he decided to let his communication tools play their due role.
"What is it?" Daisy asked.
"A mobile phone." Thor said, "Of course it's communication."
He stored all the phone numbers of his good friends on the earth in his mobile phone, and called them one by one, looking for someone to chat with.
"Hello, this is James Rhodes." Colonel Rhodes picked it up.
"Hey, I'm Thor!" Thor was on the other end of the phone with great interest. Even though Rhodes couldn't see him, he subconsciously waved to the air while talking.
Tony walked by, shaking his head disapprovingly.
"It's Thor!" Rhodes was very happy to know that Thor had a phone, "It will be much more convenient to contact you in the future. I mean when you stay on Earth."
"That's right!" Tolbalabala, "I didn't think of it before I bought the mobile phone. Actually, the mobile phone is quite fun. Do you have an intelligent robot in your mobile phone?"
"If you mean the voice assistant, then I have it." Rhodes said.
Thor accidentally pressed a button, and suddenly found Rhodes' face on the screen.
"Wow." Thor's eyes lit up, "I found the video button."
Rhodes was at home. He checked his phone and found that Thor was at Stark's house, so he moved his face closer to the screen and said, "Is Daisy there?"
"Yes." Thor replied.
Then he would go on and on about all the things he did after he bought the phone and the new features he discovered.
"Okay, okay." Rhodes responded.
Compared with the enthusiasm at the beginning, the smile on the colonel's face has gradually disappeared. When Thor finally finished a topic, he quickly asked again: "What is Daisy doing?"
Thor stretched his neck to take a look: "Watching TV."
Then move on to the next topic.
Rhodes couldn't wait for himself to ask "Can you show me Daisy", because during the long wait, he felt the shortness of life and felt that he might not be able to wait, so he took a breath in Thor When I was about to talk again, I hung up the phone decisively.
"Hang up." Thor said, "It's okay."
He called Banner again.
Dr. Banner is not available.
"I'm in a meeting!" Banner said, "Let's talk when we have time."
"Wait," Thor asked. "What's your meeting?"
"I'm telling Hulk, don't take me away from my friends next time, and remember to bring my shoes after transformation." Banner sat on the bed, soaking his feet while saying.
"Oh." Thor said, "Okay."
"But you have a very good relationship with Hulk, and he might take what you said to heart." Banner had an idea, "Why don't I change my body, and you can talk to him about it."
"Excuse me." Thor hung up the phone.
He's going to call Stephen.
The relationship between Doctor Strange and Thor is not very good, and their personalities are not congenial, but apart from Stephen, the remaining candidate is Peter, and Thor doesn't want to call Peter very much.
He dialed Stephen's number.
Doctor Strange has always been very efficient in doing things, and answering the phone is no exception. The connection sound only rang, and he answered it on the other side, and asked indifferently: "Who is what?"
"Hey, Stephen." Thor waved to the air again, "I'm Thor! I bought a hand..."
Stephen hung up the phone before he finished listening.
"No way." Thor said, "He's a weirdo."
He looked at the big name of Peter in the address book, hesitated, and dialed it.
"Hello!" Peter answered the phone as fast as Stephen, speaking with vigor, which made Thor, who had suffered successive cold receptions, feel very healed.
"I'm Thor." Facing Peter, Thor spoke slowly and authoritatively, "I bought a mobile phone. This is my phone number."
"Ah, Thor!" Peter said, "You bought a mobile phone!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He spoke so enthusiastically and flatteringly, and he immediately removed Thor's adult airs.
Lei Shen held the phone and said happily: "Yeah hahahahahahahahaha! It's pretty good!"
"Excellent!" Peter said, "Hahahahahahaha!"
"Hahahahahahahaha!" Thor said.
After he finished laughing, he wanted to share the interesting things about using the mobile phone with Peter, but Peter spoke first: "You know what? I came up with a one-hit kill stunt that didn't kill anyone two days ago and reported it to Happy, but Harpy seems to be busy and didn't reply to my text message, or maybe he needs some time to read the [-]-word analysis report. But Thor, you are also a powerful superhero, are you interested in hearing it?"
"I..." Thor said.
He just said "I", and Peter over there said again: "Actually, it's like this. Isn't there an option in my combat power to shock the spider web? I just like this, and then like this..."
"I..." Thor said.
Tat for tat, half an hour later, he didn't find a chance to interject.
But unlike Rhodes, Thor didn't wait for Peter to catch his breath, and hung up the phone when Peter was talking happily.
Spider-Man, pull black!
Thor originally planned to try the text message function, but gave up after the phone call.
He didn't have many friends on earth, and he didn't want to lose them for the time being.
With Daisy's guidance and help, Thor downloaded a social software and registered an account on it.
It was not difficult to register an account, but what made Lei Tingzhi angry was that when he entered his own name, the system actually displayed "Occupied".
"Called 'Thor'." Thor said.
He typed slowly on the phone.
System: This nickname has been taken, please edit it again.
"That's 'Thor Odinson'." Thor said.
He typed again.
System: This nickname has been taken, please edit it again.
"?" Thor deleted the name, and he was still a little patient at this moment, "That's 'Thor'."
System: This nickname has been taken, please edit it again.
"Does this software only display this sentence?" Thor asked Daisy, "Is your name not taken?"
Daisy doesn't even have a social networking account.
Tony's account was not taken. He registered his account on the day he announced that he was Iron Man. Now it seems that it was a wise choice.
"Okay." Thor clenched his fist and pressed hard on the phone, "It's called 'Thor of Asgard'."
Still occupied.
This time, the system did not display the prompt that made Thor irritated, and thoughtfully replaced it with another prompt, asking this user who has repeatedly bumped into his name to rest for a while before coming back to register.
Thor turned to look at Daisy.
Daisy was curious and looked at Thor too.
"Cover your ears," Thor said.
"Why do you cover your ears?" Daisy asked.
"Just cover it." Thor said.
Daisy looked at the resolute expression on the adult's face, although she still didn't understand why, she still covered her ears cooperatively.
Thor then luckily transported his dantian, and yelled "you step on the horse" heartily.
He has already given up on himself, and he will have the same name anyway, so he typed casually on his mobile phone: "You can't let me be called 'Lei Ren'?"
Then he saw the system prompting that the registration was successful, and he could complete the user information.
The small mobile phone is really walking on eggshells in the big furious palm.
Under the user name of "Ray Man", Thor searched for his name on the website.
Actually retrieved an official number called "Thor", and the official certification is Thor.
It just doesn't make sense.
The dignified son of Odin, a real Thor, actually became a fake account on social networking sites, but others called him Thor.
Thor was so angry that he wanted to click on the homepage to see what kind of person was doing Thor.
As a result, I clicked in and took a look. His photo was used for the avatar, and his photo was used for daily news, but the photos in the news, those taken by reporters, or those taken by passer-by fans were put on top to form a nine-square grid, and " Let’s protect the world with full energy today” and so on.
"Oh..." Thor said, "It looks good."
He flipped through it again, and found that the owner of this account also gave him a P picture, which not only P dropped other heroes in the same frame, highlighting his majestic appearance, but also P off the unsightly blemishes.
Thor silently paid attention to this fake Thor.
When Raytheon bought a mobile phone, he never thought that he would really use it. In order to use the mobile phone, he stayed on Earth for a few more days, returned to Asgard full of ambition, and even showed off to Loki.
"It's like Mjolnir," Thor said. "You can see it, but you don't want to own it."
Loki smiled slightly.
There seemed to be some words in his smile, but he didn't say it in the end.
Thinking about it carefully, what the evil god wanted to say to his brother should be, don't pretend to be coercive, and you will be struck by lightning if you pretend to be coercive.
Because on a cloudy day not long after, Thor was talking on the phone under a tree with his mobile phone, and a flash of lightning came over, and he was fine, but his mobile phone was fuzzy.
"Now you can get him off the blacklist," Tony said to Stephen on the phone.
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