Chapter 366
Chapter 366
In Stark's house, the most worry-free person is Jarvis, followed by Daisy, followed by Benben, followed by Tony, and the last one is undoubtedly a group of minions living underground.
I don't know if it was the first ranking. The old father was very dissatisfied with his backward ranking, but when he came home late again and found that his daughter was waiting in the living room and didn't want to sleep, he acquiesced that he was not worried. .
Anyone can have an opinion on this ranking list, except minions.
From the first second when the banana capsule was born into this world, it seems that it has received its bounden duty to make trouble.
It’s not that they want to be demons, every minion feels that they are doing good things, but good things often turn into ridiculously bad things, such as cooking, of course it is very good, but you must jump off the building for a bowl or two They took the broom and mop to tidy up the dishes, and started playing after tidying up. Tony walked in the door, just slipped by the dish soap that was poured on the floor.
The old father has passed the young age when the bones are hard and can be beaten casually. The battle of justice often brings injuries all over the body. Injuries add to the injuries, and there are inevitably some sequelae. Therefore, he pays attention to taking care of his lumbar spine on weekdays, but he did not expect to be caught off guard. If it weren't for the fast support, he might have fallen to an ugly horse, not only losing face, but also going to the hospital.
"What are you doing?" Tony's expression was terrifying.
Bob wanted to circle his hands in a circle to blow soap bubbles. When he heard Tony talking, he turned his head happily, but was overwhelmed by the majestic aura of the head of the family. Then he realized that the mess had not been cleaned up, and lowered his head in shame.
"It's cleaning up, Dad." Kevin said boldly.
With the scene just now, these words are obviously not convincing.
It is rare for Tony to criticize anyone today. He supported his old waist and swept away a few minions. He probably criticized many times in normal times. He occasionally let his lungs go to avoid blowing up when teaching banana capsules. In the end, he just said calmly. : "Can there be a day of rest?"
When he said that, not only Bob, but all minions bowed their heads in shame.
"Anyone get me some jam?" Tony asked.
He gave him a chance to make up for his mistakes, and the minions suddenly became excited again, scrambling to raise their hands: "Me! Me! Dad! Me!"
Not only do they have to scramble to be the first in language, but they also have to scramble to be the first in action. One by one climbed up on the chairs to open the refrigerator. You squeezed and bumped into each other. Originally, it was just a small bottle of jam, but in the scramble, the refrigerator was also messed up. Bob also fell to the ground.
The old father's face was already dark.
Daisy was waiting outside to develop creative fruit recipes with her father. After waiting for a long time, she walked in and asked, "Why did you take so long, Dad?"
"Because I'm a smart person." Tony shook his head while looking at the little yellow man who was still shoving, "I made the stupidest mistake just now."
"You're not stupid, Dad." Daisy reassured.
She remembered that she asked her father to go into the kitchen to get jam, but her hands were empty, and she seemed to have to rely on herself. With a kick of her little feet, she flew up to the open refrigerator like a little butterfly, among the minions Take out the jam and give it to Tony.
A daughter seems to be worth 67 minions.
I really don't know if it's Daisy's honor or the little yellow man's sorrow.
Afterwards, Wendy went into the kitchen, saw the broken plates on the floor, and looked at the messy and unclosed refrigerator, and almost covered her mouth and cried out sadly.
This time, Tony didn't blame the little yellow man. Instead, Wendy ran down and scolded the little yellow man.
The minions were scolded, and they all bowed their heads in frustration. After Wendy left, they didn't get better.
"Kevin," Bob asked Kevin, "are we troublemakers?"
"Still troublesome." Stuart was very self-aware.
The little yellow people thought that they often did wrong things at home, not only made their father angry, but also failed to set a good example for Daisy as a big devil, suddenly they were very sad and burst into tears.
Tony didn't know that.
When eating breakfast the next morning, he remembered that the minions cried after hearing what Jarvis said yesterday. It seemed that he was being too harsh on them, and he deliberately said some words of comfort when they came up to eat bananas .
After all, a minion is a minion, and one day he really behaved, and he might not get used to it.
It's just this plan, when I saw the TV news, I had to push it back.
Since the advent of Iron Man, armed superheroes have become the imitation objects of many people with dreams and villains. Justin Hammer before, and Ivan Vanke later, all hope to create a second Iron Man.
They didn't make it.
But their failure still failed to stop the latecomers from trying.
The idea of building armored weapons wasn't the first to come out of Tony Stark's head, but Tony Stark obviously played a non-negligible boost to this frenzy.
Like today, a few low-profile versions of Ivan Vanke appeared in Times Square, wearing armor made by themselves and holding electric whips, openly challenging the authority of the police and causing chaos.
One of the thugs was arrested by the police with great effort, but it took a lot of energy for the police to catch one.
The arrest of their companions was tantamount to adding fuel to the flames. The remaining few were originally just looting property. Seeing that their true identities under the armor would be exposed sooner or later, they simply broke the cans and started hurting people.
The reporter who followed the report was stunned by the whip of the armored man because he tried to shorten the distance and provide a clearer scene image.
"My God." Wendy exclaimed, "Mr. Stark, you..."
She originally wanted to ask Tony if he wanted to rush to the scene to support him, but she smelled it halfway, so she looked closely, where was Tony by the dining table?
Iron Man flew out of the house like a gust of wind.
He rushed to rescue people, but he didn't know that shortly after he left home, a small fighter jet also rumbled off from the apron on the roof of the villa, following his direction and rushing to Times Square.
The arrival of Iron Man is of course a boost to everyone in Times Square.
They are all armored men, but when Tony arrives, the thugs who are hurting people everywhere are a bit unsightly.
They can't even reach the level of "whip rope", after all, whip rope has made Tony bothered.
"Raise your hands and surrender, you can save a unnecessary fight." Tony said.
"Iron Man, you are not a good person." The leading thug said.
He still dared to stick his neck to demonstrate, and Tony could barely catch the first palm cannon shot, but he was obviously out of order.
If you have to barely pick up the Palm Cannon, it won't be enough to hit it later.
The thugs looked around and looked at the terrified ordinary citizens. Men, women, and children were among them. They kept doing nothing, gritted their teeth, pressed the bullet launcher on the armor, and said ruthlessly: "Aren't you very powerful? You One hit, and I'll kill one."
His words came out, and his companions responded, aiming at the crowd.
The terrified screams of innocent people were heard clearly by Tony through the visor.
Iron Man flew in the air, slowly clenched his fists, and closed the palm pulse cannon.
Tony wasn't scared.He hated being threatened, especially with other people's lives.
He wasn't about to compromise, either.
The thugs only saw that Iron Man didn't move. They didn't know that Tony was in the mask, and they were already asking Jarvis when he could arrive with the next armor.
"Use the tranquilizer gun." Tony said, "Take them down first."
He calculated whether the molecular material of the armor on his body could completely block all the bullets fired. He was not sure, and planned to compromise temporarily.
"We'll be there in three minutes." Jarvis said, "But sir, your reinforcements have arrived."
"?" Tony was a little surprised, "Where?"
He quickly staggered in mid-air and nearly fell down.
The thugs thought that Iron Man was going to make a big move, so they were also surprised, and shouted: "I'm going to shoot!"
"Don't!" Tony held up his hands, "I'm not doing anything."
He said so, but the eyes in the mask were fixed on the few short, yellow figures who sneaked into the frightened civilians in the chaos.
It was Kevin who took the lead.
Because the minion was small and looked weak, he didn't attract attention. Bob was trembling as he walked, repeating "Don't kill me" like other frightened civilians, further reducing the threat to the mob .
Among this group of armored villains, some are paying special attention to the actions of the police to prevent snipers from being deployed in the distance or new reinforcements coming, but they all ignore the minions without exception.
"Tony Stark." The thug said, "Great Saint, you also have to obediently confess."
As he said this, Kevin squeezed into a place very close to them, quietly stretched out his hand, and let out a few buzzing bees.
Bob stretched out his hand in horror, and released two bees.
That's not a bee, it's one of Minion's inventions, the bee anesthesia needle, because the dose is not large, the anesthesia time is only ten seconds, it seems a bit tasteless, usually used to sting their own people for fun.
It seems that it is not enough to bite people now.
For Tony, however, ten seconds was enough.
The villain probably never expected Tony to be motionless, and he was still being tricked. He only felt a numbness in his neck, and he fell down in the next second, his limbs were paralyzed, but his mind was still awake.
The one in the lead was different from the others, he was stung once, realized that he had been tricked, and carried it off forcefully with his will, only half of his leg was weakened, and in a rage he pulled his finger to press the fire switch.
With a wave of Tony's hand, the armor gathered a long whip, entangled the man's finger, and broke a knuckle abruptly.
"Stuart!" Kevin called over the walkie-talkie.
Stewart and the other minions come out, ping ping ping, each tossing a sticky bomb, sticking the thugs, de-paralyzed for ten seconds, in the bubblegum-like membrane.
The mucous membrane blocked the muzzle, and it was impossible to fire it.
"Come on!"
"Come on!!!"
The little yellow man gave an order and responded everywhere. Many banana capsules carrying toolboxes ran out from all directions, peeled off the mucous membranes, and dismantled the armor of the bad guys at an astonishing speed. Neither was left.
Not only the bad guys were shocked, but the people were also shocked.
The little yellow man became famous in the first battle and became a hero.
They don't want to be heroes themselves, just not to mess with Tony occasionally, and they want to prove that they can help Dad.
The Banana Capsules received the thanks and praise from the public in the center of the square. When the wind blew over, the overalls on them looked majestic, and their short figures suddenly grew taller.
Can be regarded as a great little hero.
Tony landed on the ground and wanted to praise the little yellow man.
The little yellow man also saw his father, raised his head, walked over arrogantly, and wanted to say some heroic words.
Taking Kevin as the most, Kevin's serious expression was really unaccustomed for a while.
Tony said: "Thank you this time..."
Before he could finish his sentence, Kevin, who was striding over, stepped on a banana peel thrown by an unethical person, and slipped face down on the ground.
Afterwards, the old father saw the terrific hero look up, and cried loudly because of the fall: "Dad——"
As soon as Kevin cried, the other banana capsules also started to cry, like a wave of bright yellow, scrambling towards Tony.
Bob cried the loudest: "Daddy!"
He acted like a mature hero just now, but now he threw himself into Tony's arms, and said with snot and tears, "I was so scared just now!"
"It's okay." Tony patted Bob and comforted him, "You have done a good deed to help others."
"And I didn't cause any trouble today." The old father felt a burst of relief in his heart. He couldn't help but feel that he was too strict in the past, and said in a low voice, "It's very remarkable."
"You may be too happy." Jarvis ruthlessly exposed the reality. "They broke up the fighter jet on the way here and fell on the other side of the square. Now they are blocking traffic, sir."
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