Bleach: Watch Closely, This Is How You Use a Zanpakutō Novel

Masatsuki Aozaki, Captain-Commander of the Gotei 13 and the bane of the Female Shinigami Association, finds himself summoned before the Central 46 Compound's Sages and Judges to answer for his questionable conduct.

"Improper relationships with multiple Captains, Seated Officers, and subordinates?" the Judge demands.

"Essential for leadership efficiency," Masatsuki replies without hesitation.

The Judge's eye twitches. "You modified female Shinigami uniforms into miniskirts?"

"To cultivate the ideal Seireitei," he states matter-of-factly.

"A utopia for all Shinigami?"

"My personal utopia," he corrects.

Stunned silence fills the chamber. The Judge struggles to maintain composure as Masatsuki continues his absurd explanations with unwavering confidence. Each justification grows more outrageous than the last—he claims harmonious relations with Hueco Mundo, intimate friendships with their wives, and unshakeable loyalty to the Soul Society.

Masatsuki rests his hand upon his Zanpakutō, speaking with absolute sincerity. "I'm an excellent Shinigami. Trust me with the world's safekeeping."

Genryūsai Shigekuni Yamamoto seethes in the background, barely restrained from tearing the audacious Captain-Commander apart.

The legend of the most shameless Shinigami in history begins here.