novelraw Chapter 647: Women are like clothes, brothers are like limbs… so you don’t need to wear clothes anymore!
Chapter 647: Women are like clothes, brothers are like limbs… so you don’t need to wear clothes anymore!
The charm of a little woman can radiate through the internet into every corner, making shut-in guys chase after her relentlessly.Regarding this, Bao Gucheng felt uneasy.
After some thought, he trusted at least these few mother-born singles in front of him, who just played games purely for gaming. They honestly focused on honing their skills and wouldn’t make any harassing moves against Zuzi.
In the future, they would be Zuzi’s sparring partners, simply there for her to easily defeat.
Thinking this over, Bao Gucheng’s expression softened a bit, "I’ll call you guys next time to rank up."
He added, "You’ve all worked hard, go apply for some rest days."
The group was thrilled; getting rest days as sparring partners, this was too awesome, Mr. Bo really treated them well.
Yin Hu, in this period, was atoning for his sins by cleaning the toilets after work every day, with almost no time to rest. He was even more excited upon hearing this and couldn’t help but blurt out:
"Sir, it doesn’t matter if you’re heartbroken. You’ve got your brothers. We are at your side through thick and thin..."
In an instant.
The surrounding air grew a bit colder.
Chen Long frantically made eye signals, but Yin Hu was still oblivious, continuing foolishly, "Women are like clothes, brothers are like hands and feet, Mr. Bo, we are your hands and feet..."
Bao Gucheng’s deep voice interrupted him, "So you don’t need clothes?" Tʜe source of this ᴄontent ɪs N0veI.Fiɾe.net
Yin Hu: "Ah... Yes!"
He’s a lifelong single guy, working around the clock; no woman would have any interest in him.
Bao Gucheng said lightly: "If you’re so idle, scrub the toilet again and run fifty laps at the training ground."
Yin Hu was dazed.
The group looked at this clueless guy with sympathy: talk too much and you’ll get in trouble, talk too much and you’ll get in trouble, oh this fool!
Who knew.
Bao Gucheng hadn’t finished yet: "Since you don’t need clothes, don’t wear any."
Yin Hu: "...!"
Sir, you’re too cruel, making me run fifty laps and scrub toilets without clothes squealing.
Amid Yin Hu’s desperate wails, Bao Gucheng returned to the dormitory in the military compound.
Lying fully clothed on the hard military bed, he exhaled a puff of white breath at the chilly night sky, "Heartbroken? Haha, I’m in the throes of love, what do you know!"
In the courtyard outside.
Watching Yin Hu run shirtless miserably, Chen Long shook his head, "You guys better not learn from this fool, loose lips are the last thing someone heartbroken needs."
Wei Yang heartily agreed, "I understand. We’re all men here, who doesn’t care about saving face! This shouldn’t be said aloud."
Shen Hou: "You know, it’s obvious Mr. Bo is heartbroken, that Miss Xi, seems we haven’t seen her for a long time, after all, there’s quite an age gap with Mr. Bo, it can’t last. But Miss Gu has been quite active online lately, dropping a lot of alters..."
Chen Long sneered coldly, "Others dropping their disguises is surprise, hers are fright and horror."
Wei Yang: "I see Yin Hu is still pretty obsessed with her, no matter how many disguises she drops, he still worships her like he’s addicted."
Shen Hou: "Hey, look, Miss Gu released a statement..."
In the dead of night.
Gu Shiyin tossed and turned, unable to sleep.
Originally, she wanted to discard her alter, Shen Ying, but with the enormous momentum against Shen Ying online, exposing her true identity would have dire consequences, she had to do something.
But, with an established reputation for plagiarism, how could she possibly recover?
As she pondered and deliberated, inspiration suddenly struck her mind.
She abruptly got up and started typing on the computer...
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Early in the morning, Zuzi woke up.
She just made a gesture to remotely open the bed curtain and push open the window to ventilate.
Xi Rubao pounded the doorbell furiously, storming in with indignation to complain, "Sis, I’ve seen shameless people before, but never this shameless. You can’t guess what Ma Jia Monster, Gu Shiyin, actually said in the dead of night last night —"