novelraw Chapter 582: Begging Immortal Sister to Join Live Streaming!
Chapter 582: Begging Immortal Sister to Join Live Streaming!
Above the Ninth Heaven.Peals of dry thunder echoed.
"Calm your anger, Ma’am. Though there are ignorant kids down there spreading random truths about your real form, the good news is your fame is skyrocketing, and your search index is soaring!"
"Search... paper tree? What the heck is that?"
"Hehe, Ma’am, it’s a kind of online search data ranking. Tonight, many people are searching for the Queen Mother of the West’s temple, wanting to personally pay homage and behold your Mud Sculpture Golden Body. Your Faith Power will absolutely skyrocket overnight, attracting a lot of Spiritual Energy!" Thunder God cautiously urged while carrying out his duties.
The immortal lady on the golden throne flared up: "Who cares about a little Faith Power? I want them to know I am the second most beautiful female celestial being in the Ninth Heaven! Not some ugly freak with a leopard’s tail and tiger’s teeth!"
Thunder God’s lips twitched, flattery always works, so he immediately followed up: "No no no, you are the first, the most beautiful!"
The Queen Mother of the West glanced at the Water Mirror, feeling slightly better: "You’re an honest guy, always telling the truth. After Nuwa fell, truly I am the first."
But somehow even that didn’t cheer her up: "One by one they fall, one by one they face tribulations, and there’s no one left around me to talk to! Where’s Chang Er? That widow has nothing to do, let her come talk to me!"
Thunder God: "Replying to Ma’am, you forgot, Chang Er also went to face a tribulation a few days ago..."
"Damn it, everyone went off to play, I don’t want to do this anymore!!!"
Thunder rumbled continuously in the Ninth Heaven!
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"Why are you closing the windows? Is it raining, Yu Han?"
"Thunder, too loud."
The black-clad bodyguard, Yu Han, closed all the windows of Xing Yue’s villa, returned to the living room, stood behind the sofa, hands crossed in front of him, posture straight, with an indifferent demeanor.
Even his speech was in single or half syllables.
No wonder many people thought Miss Xing’s bodyguard was a handsome mute.
Xing Yue was used to his service and didn’t find it odd that he always stood behind her. After all, this reticent man wouldn’t sit down even if told to.
Xing Yue was half-lying on the sofa, still wearing a bathrobe, with one long, pretty leg propped up on the sofa. As she picked at cherries, the bathrobe sleeve slipped to her shoulder, revealing a dazzling patch of pale skin.
Yet Yu Han kept his eyes straight ahead.
His expression showed no change.
Xing Yue was watching Xi Rubao’s livestream; she connected it to the TV for big-screen enjoyment.
It felt like Xi Rubao was chatting right in front of her.
"Wow, this little girl became famous before even entering college. How come I never noticed she was so talented in acting? Xiao Jinli indeed has a bright future. Hey, Yu Han, tell me, isn’t this girl adorable?"
Behind her.
Yu Han was silent for a moment before uttering a few words: "Don’t like cute types."
Xing Yue almost burst out laughing with cherries in her mouth, wanting to kick him slightly with her foot: "I’m stating facts, not asking what type you like. This girl is just cute!"
Yu Han didn’t argue with her.
Xing Yue continued to happily watch the livestream and then saw Xi Zuzi’s bird—oh no, the little crow appeared on screen!
Xi Rubao asked the little crow to fly around the room, demonstrating how ancient birds used to fly, causing a huge sensation in the livestream.
Audiences commented that if this crow were a hundred times bigger, it would be truly magnificent!
The comments overwhelmingly requested Xi Rubao to pets for everyone to see.
Xi Rubao explained, "It’s not my pet; I’m just borrowing it from my sister."
Comments flooded: "Ahhhh, please let the immortal sister join the livestream!"