Because of My Stupidity, I Became a Timid Vampire

Chapter 91 : Scheming Bei Yaoyue

Having children?

The moment she heard these words, Xifeng even forgot to breathe, her heart as chaotic as Bei Yaoyue's living room before she arrived.

Her and Bei Yaoyue's child... just thinking about it made Xifeng feel almost dizzy.

Although she had previously brought up having children with Bei Yaoyue herself, at that time her mind was almost entirely occupied by anger and she hadn't thought much about it. Now that Bei Yaoyue mentioned it again, she truly felt the weight of these words—something that definitely couldn't be casually summarized in a few sentences.

As for whether they could actually have children, there was no need to worry. It was already 2020, and the technology to combine two eggs to form a fertilized embryo already had prototypes and early applications. It wouldn't take many years for the technology to mature.

By then, yuri reproduction would no longer be difficult. The only regret would be that yuri couples could only give birth to girls.

It's 2020 already—surely no one still thinks yuri couples can't have children? No way, no way, no way?

Seeing Xifeng staring blankly without answering, Bei Yaoyue asked: "Do you like children?"

"...Not particularly?" Xifeng was still somewhat absent-minded, only answering instinctively. "I quite dislike bratty kids."

More than dislike—she practically hated them. She vaguely remembered when her parents were still alive, she had bought many plastic figurines at home, but quite a few were thrown to the ground and broken by bratty kids, which broke her heart.

The bratty kids broke plastic figurines, but what broke was her wives.

"What about well-behaved children?"

"At least... I don't dislike them." Xifeng wasn't very certain, since she really hadn't seen many well-behaved children, so she couldn't know whether she disliked them or not.

After thinking briefly, Bei Yaoyue asked again: "Do you prefer boys or girls?"

"Girls, of course."

"I see..." Bei Yaoyue lowered her head and moved a bit closer, using a voice as sweet and cloying as watermelon shaved ice with cream added, whispering softly by her ear: "Then can Xifeng bear me a cute and well-behaved good girl?"

"Y..."

She almost instinctively wanted to agree, but soon, her remaining rationality made Xifeng cry out tremblingly: "I don't want to! I don't want to have children!"

"Why not?" Bei Yaoyue was slightly stunned. "Don't you want to have a cute daughter?"

"No! Absolutely not!" Xifeng shook her head frantically. This was her final bottom line—only this, absolutely not!

She had lived as a man for a full 21 years. Becoming a girl had already required great effort to adjust her mindset. Going even further and having her bear children... she really couldn't accept it. This was a rejection and fear from the deepest part of her male surface consciousness.

Gritting her teeth, Xifeng said with a reddening face: "If you want children, go have them yourself! I don't care!"

She felt that since she was clearly the man, if the two of them were to have children, it should be Bei Yaoyue, not her!

Bei Yaoyue looked at the suddenly extremely agitated girl before her, very puzzled.

Logically speaking... having children was something every girl had to experience. Even if unwilling, there was no need to be so resistant, right?

"Then let's not have any." Her voice became somewhat disappointed as Bei Yaoyue took a step back. If Xifeng was absolutely unwilling, she didn't want to force her either.

After hearing Bei Yaoyue's voice that was clearly much more dejected, Xifeng's heart trembled inexplicably.

Actually, Xifeng knew that many times that bastard deliberately acted pitiful to gain her sympathy, but... she just fell for this trick.

Because she didn't want to hear Bei Yaoyue's disappointed voice, and even less did she want to see Bei Yaoyue's sad expression...

Because she was too soft-hearted, she had compromised and yielded to Bei Yaoyue time and again, which led to her gradually falling to this state.

Since she was here, she might as well make the best of it. Xifeng had long since calmly accepted this, but only this matter... she couldn't compromise.

This was the last stubborn stand of what little remained of her pitiful male self-esteem after these days of erosion.

But this made Xifeng feel very guilty, and she didn't know why, but she always felt like she owed Bei Yaoyue something by refusing this.

To compensate for that inexplicable guilt in her heart, Xifeng closed her eyes and said quietly with a face like she'd been bloodied: "You can do the task..."

Her voice was barely audible, her body trembling constantly from extreme shame, the color of shame spreading from her cheeks all the way to the base of her neck.

Xifeng felt that tonight she would be unable to escape this fate—retreat, there was no way back; flee, there was nowhere to go. So she might as well do Bei Yaoyue a favor and make her happy.

Xifeng's words slightly surprised Bei Yaoyue. She hadn't expected Xifeng to suddenly extend an active invitation.

"You said this yourself." Bei Yaoyue showed a smile full of doting and tenderness, but dangerous light danced in her eyes. "Don't regret it."

As long as she agreed, I'm not using force.

Just like, if I don't pay money, it doesn't count as prostitution.

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After tucking in the four corners of Xifeng's blanket, Bei Yaoyue leaned down and gently kissed her cheek.

"Good night, Xifeng."

She smiled as she said good night to that sleeping beauty who was several times more charming than usual, then turned and left.

The door was gently closed, making almost no sound.

Returning to her own room, Bei Yaoyue looked at the epic-level gacha ticket from completing the task, hesitating whether to use it or not.

She thought: Xifeng drawing it was drawing, her drawing it was also drawing. The two shared the system, so after she drew it, Xifeng could also use it. After all, this should have been her system originally—she was just drawing a card, not too much, right?

Thinking this way, Bei Yaoyue decisively clicked draw.

"Golden Epic!"

Purple light flashed as Bei Yaoyue looked expectantly at the drawn item.

"[Hand of God]

Grade: Golden Epic.

Description: This is just a strange item made by some third-rate perverted god. Although called Hand of God, its effects fall far short of god-level.

Effect: Consumable, permanent effect after use. When your hands contact other objects, the effects caused (such as sensations, damage, etc.) become three times normal."

"Good lord."

Bei Yaoyue couldn't help but comment. This item looked like it had some potential.

Although she didn't quite understand what "effects become three times normal" specifically meant, it probably meant that if she slapped someone, it would cause three times the normal pain and handprint marks, right?

So by the same logic, if she used this hand to...

"Hmm..."

After contemplating this item for a while, Bei Yaoyue showed a wicked smile and decided to keep this item for herself.

This item naturally needed to be in her hands to play its proper role. Giving it to Xifeng would be pure waste, wouldn't it?

She spent five minutes thoroughly searching the system, confirming that this system had no "draw history" or "item usage history" functions, before feeling at ease.

"Confirm use."

A pink light flashed, and "Hand of God" disappeared from the item warehouse. Along with it disappeared any trace that Hand of God had ever existed in this system.

And all of this merged into one person's body.