Because of My Stupidity, I Became a Timid Vampire

Chapter 86 : Things You Love to Do

Although struggling thirty years less sounded very tempting, Xifeng refused.

"I'm still young, this kind of thing isn't appropriate."

Xifeng still remembered that a few years ago, a buddy was kept by a rich lady who said she'd give him 60,000 a month. In less than a week, he ran away without even taking the money. When people asked, they found out that the rich lady had the twisted hobby of using steel wool to scrub his little brother for entertainment.

No normal man could possibly endure such humiliation. Xifeng didn't want to be scrubbed by someone's rich lady pleasure ball—though she didn't have one now anyway.

Besides, the rich lady definitely wanted to keep a pretty boy, but she was a girl. Asking her to satisfy the rich lady's physiological needs was purely impossible.

"It's fine. If you ever change your mind, you can come find me anytime. You won't have to do anything—I'll give you 50,000 pocket money every month."

50,000 monthly pocket money would be extremely tempting for an ordinary fourteen or fifteen-year-old boy from a regular family. If it were really an inexperienced youth, he might actually be seduced by the rich lady.

But naturally this couldn't attract Xifeng. You should know that Bei Yaoyue paid her a salary of... 1,000 yuan per month.

Comparing like this, Xifeng suddenly felt somewhat tempted. What the rich lady offered was fifty times Bei Yaoyue's salary.

Maybe she should just submit to that rich lady? At least this rich lady was much more generous than that bastard Bei Yaoyue.

Xifeng thought this heartlessly, selectively ignoring the fact that Bei Yaoyue had already donated at least 60,000 yuan to her streaming room.

After dismissing Nanamo, Xifeng directly turned off the computer and quite rarely took out textbooks and review materials from her backpack.

The monthly exam was the day after tomorrow. Xifeng felt exams should still be taken seriously. If she wanted to break into Class 1 next semester, she needed to achieve a grade ranking in the top 56 for the final exam, which naturally required some effort.

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The warm sensation on her lips awakened Xifeng's sleeping consciousness. She groggily opened her eyes, only to be startled by the face so close in her field of vision.

It was Bei Yaoyue kissing her.

The sudden panic instantly cleared Xifeng's drowsy consciousness. She forcefully pushed Bei Yaoyue off her body, sat up from the bed, and shouted with half-annoyance: "Early in the morning, are you crazy?"

Xifeng, whose attention was completely diverted, didn't realize at all that as she sat up, the blanket covering her body had slipped down from her front.

Bei Yaoyue naturally wouldn't be kind enough to remind her. She secretly stole glances at that steel plate with her peripheral vision, tucked her hair behind her ear, and said seriously: "This was a good morning kiss."

"Good morning my ass!!" Glaring at Bei Yaoyue who was only wearing underwear and panties, Xifeng pointed toward her bedroom door that was wide open, her face darkening: "Didn't I lock the door? How did you get in!?"

Because of the task to make her climax once, Xifeng was afraid Bei Yaoyue would launch a night raid and do strange things to her, so she had locked the bedroom door before sleeping.

But that lock was like France's Maginot Line—it served no purpose whatsoever.

"This is my house." Bei Yaoyue showed a puzzled expression, "Is it strange that I have a key to the bedroom door?"

After Bei Yaoyue said this, Xifeng realized this seemed to be the case. In other words, the safety she thought she had was all an illusion—there never was any safe place from the beginning.

That chain with almost only symbolic meaning couldn't restrain Bei Yaoyue, this insatiable wolf.

"I order you to give me the bedroom key." Xifeng said with a dark face. As long as Bei Yaoyue held the key, she couldn't sleep peacefully.

She didn't have the ability often found in cultivation novels to sense when someone approached while sleeping and wake up startled.

"Okay."

Bei Yaoyue nodded very honestly and placed the key in Xifeng's hand. This made Xifeng freeze directly—surrendering so straightforwardly, was this still the Bei Yaoyue she knew?

"Hmph." Snorting coldly, Xifeng attached the key to her own keychain, "That's more like it."

Watching the now-relaxed Xifeng, Bei Yaoyue secretly shook her head, thinking: Xifeng oh Xifeng, you're still too young.

She had a spare key in her hand, so naturally she didn't mind giving Xifeng one.

"Xifeng." Bei Yaoyue slowly approached Xifeng, staring intently at her eyes mixed with panic, her own eyes full of affection, "Let's do the task now, okay?"

"Are you still not done?"

Mentioning this made Xifeng angry. She gritted her teeth and said: "I'm telling you very clearly, I will never agree to this in my lifetime, unless..."

Hearing the turning point in Xifeng's words, Bei Yaoyue's eyes brightened slightly as she asked: "Unless what?"

"Unless you first let me do to you..." Halfway through her sentence, Xifeng suddenly closed her mouth as if hit by a silence debuff. She suddenly found this word so difficult to say.

"Do what?"

"Do..."

"What exactly?" Bei Yaoyue tilted her head to show her confusion.

Unable to say it no matter what, Xifeng shouted with reddened cheeks in slight annoyance: "That kind of thing!"

"Which kind of thing is that kind of thing?" Seeming completely unable to understand what Xifeng was saying, the question marks in Bei Yaoyue's eyes were almost materializing, "How would I know if you don't say?"

"...!!!"

Xifeng's face, red from holding back, made Bei Yaoyue almost unable to suppress her urge to laugh. She wasn't stupid—of course she knew what Xifeng meant, but she just wanted to play dumb.

Teasing this easily embarrassed little vampire was also one of life's rare pleasures.

"So, what do you want to do to me?" Bei Yaoyue continued to toy with Xifeng's sense of shame.

"Do..." Raising her blood-stained face, Xifeng looked at Bei Yaoyue's playful eyes, bit her lip, gathered all her courage together, and barely whispered the second word: "...love..."

"Pfft..." This time Bei Yaoyue really couldn't hold back. She had never seen anyone use such a formal term in daily life. Generally speaking, wouldn't people use more euphemistic words like "do the deed," "roll in the sheets," "two-person exercise," or "applauding for love"?

She thought: Could it be that Xifeng was too pure and had never heard such terms?

"Don't laugh!"

Her face burning hot, Xifeng shouted with a red face: "I'll say it again—I'm not joking!"

"Okay okay okay, not laughing, not laughing." Bei Yaoyue struggled to suppress her urge to laugh, but seeing Xifeng's expression of embarrassment mixed with anger, the laughter she had barely held back broke free of control again. Bei Yaoyue quickly lowered her head and covered her mouth trying to hide.

Being able to make Bei Yaoyue, who had almost never laughed before, show a happy smile, Xifeng was perhaps the only person who could do it.

"You're clearly laughing at me, you haven't stopped!" Xifeng angrily pounded the bed with her fist, her flustered appearance quite cute.

"Ahem!" Pretending to clear her throat, Bei Yaoyue used superhuman willpower to return her expression to its usual ice-block face and asked seriously: "So, you want to do... to me?"

Before she could finish, Xifeng, somewhat regretting having said those two words, quickly interrupted with a trembling voice: "I wasn't finished earlier. What I wanted to say was do things you love to do!"

"Oh?" Bei Yaoyue raised an eyebrow, "You want to do things you love to do to me?"

"Y-yes!"

"That's fine." Bei Yaoyue blinked her beautiful eyes, "Do you want to try?"