Because of My Stupidity, I Became a Timid Vampire

Chapter 33 : Xifeng's Multi-Layered Schemes

If conditions allowed, Xifeng really wanted to smash her phone directly. Wasn't this system just bullying honest people?

But she didn't dare actually smash her phone. If the system remained after smashing it, losing a phone would be minor, but not being able to receive system tasks in time would be a major problem.

36v electric shock for 60 seconds—this escalating punishment made every cell in Xifeng's body tremble with fear just thinking about it.

No way... absolutely not. No matter what, the task absolutely cannot fail!

Even if I have to sacrifice my dignity and honor, I, Xifeng, will definitely complete the task given by the system!

"Can't we change the punishment? It's always electric shock, electric shock... sigh......"

Xifeng muttered to herself gloomily. If it were some insignificant punishment, she could choose to simply give up and not do it, but with this kind of punishment... she had no choice.

Though it's embarrassing to say, she was really afraid of pain—deathly afraid.

When passing by Class 101, Xifeng couldn't help but secretly peek into the classroom, but unfortunately, whether because Bei Yaoyue hadn't returned yet, she didn't spot Bei Yaoyue's figure in the classroom.

"Lamenting the brevity of my life, envying the endlessness of the Yangtze River—these two lines express the poet's sighs and laments about life's brevity......"

The Chinese teacher on the platform was eloquently delivering a lullaby. Xifeng was almost falling asleep listening.

"Life is brief......" Muttering to herself, Xifeng let out a self-mocking laugh.

Only she knew that she was no longer human, but a vampire.

She didn't know how long vampires in reality could live, but she felt it must be considerably longer than humans.

Hundreds of years later, when seas become mulberry fields and everything changes... she might still look the same, unchanged.

Thinking of this, Xifeng felt an inexplicable sadness.

But actually, Xifeng was really overthinking this time. Under Lillian's deliberate control, although she was a vampire, her lifespan was already no different from humans—in other words, except for not eating food, drinking blood, and being afraid of sunlight, she was no different from ordinary humans.

She would grow up, mature, marry, and have children just like normal people......

After all, one had to make a living. Lillian's target was Xifeng's soul. If she lived thousands of years longer, wouldn't Lillian lose everything, even her underwear?

It's just that Xifeng didn't know these things yet, but someday in the future, she would eventually understand.

After listening to class for a while longer, Xifeng yawned from boredom.

She felt her current top priority was to figure out how to make Bei Yaoyue actively kiss her, by any means necessary.

But half the class had passed, and despite racking her brains, she hadn't thought of any good ideas.

With Bei Yaoyue's stubborn personality that was impervious to reason, never mind her—even if Bei Yaochen and Kisaragi Ichika came, they probably wouldn't be of much use.

Suddenly, her phone's vibration pulled her attention back to reality.

Xifeng observed the Chinese teacher for a bit, confirming he was currently focused on reading his lesson plan and wouldn't come down from the platform, before quietly taking out her phone.

If Bai Pu dared to play on his phone during class, why shouldn't she?

"From QQ: Your friend 'Bastard' sent a message."

"Eh!?" The notification on the lock screen surprised Xifeng greatly.

"Bastard" was naturally her nickname for Bei Yaoyue. She didn't expect this girl Bei Yaoyue would also play on her phone during class!

Unlocking the screen, Xifeng looked carefully and discovered the message wasn't sent to her main account, but to her alt account "Pure Love War God" that she used to infiltrate enemy territory.

"Senior, are you there?"

Sen... senior!?

"Pfft."

She couldn't help but laugh out loud, but quickly realizing she was in class, Xifeng immediately covered her mouth.

Looking around, fortunately no one seemed to notice her, so she breathed a sigh of relief.

"Mm, I'm here. Calling me senior is a bit weird—just call me Sister Jiang. What's the matter?"

"I've been troubled lately."

"Tell me any troubles you have. I'll definitely do my best to help you." Xifeng worked hard to maintain her persona as a caring big sister.

The typing indicator "the other party is typing" appeared in the chat box, but disappeared after a while, then appeared again, repeating several times.

It was obvious the other party was deleting and rewriting, writing and deleting, apparently struggling with something.

Xifeng was quite interested to see what Bei Yaoyue was up to, so she didn't rush her, just waited for Bei Yaoyue's reply.

After a long while, Bei Yaoyue finally sent a message.

"I have a female friend, and I think I might have some strange thoughts about her."

As expected!

The fox's tail was showing!

Xifeng immediately felt amused. Bei Yaoyue, oh Bei Yaoyue, you never expected your greatest enemy was right in front of you.

Still saying "might have"—you do have them!

Suddenly, inspiration struck her. Wasn't this a good opportunity to trick Bei Yaoyue into doing the task?

She was just worrying about how to complete the task, and wasn't Bei Yaoyue delivering herself right to her doorstep?

After briefly organizing a set of talking points in her mind, Xifeng replied: "Strange thoughts? You mean......"

"Mm, you understand."

"May I ask how old you are, teacher?"

"Secret."

......

Xifeng was speechless. Fine, if you won't say, then don't—she knew anyway.

"How old is that girl?"

"Fourteen."

"Tsk tsk, I didn't expect teacher to be a lolicon."

"I'm not."

Sure, sure, you're not.

Xifeng curled her lip. Drawing so many yuri loli lewd images, and still having the nerve to say you're not?

"So what specifically does teacher want to ask?"

"Perhaps she's still too young and doesn't realize my thoughts. I don't know how to take the first step."

Hah, you think I don't know?

Xifeng couldn't help but complain internally, full of indignation.

I'm too young? Little girl, when I was dating, you probably weren't even weaned yet—oh wait, I never dated. Never mind then.

"If she's fourteen, I do have a very effective method, though it carries some risk. Do you want to hear it?"

"Yes."

"Go force a kiss on her."

After a long silence, as if after deep consideration, Bei Yaoyue finally replied: "Are you serious?"

"Of course I'm serious. I'm sure you're not too old either, teacher. You should still remember what you were like during puberty.

"Fourteen-year-old girls are innocent, naive, ignorant, and pure, but they have a longing for romance that comes from the bottom of their hearts. They unconsciously keep people who leave deep impressions on them in their hearts.

"If you force a kiss on her, there will basically be only two results:

"If she didn't dislike you originally, or even had some favorable feelings, she'll unconsciously think of you often, think of your good points, think of your gentleness. She'll increasingly be unable to forget you, eventually carving your image into her mind, never to be forgotten again, finally falling into the river of love.

"But conversely, if she originally had no good feelings for you, or even somewhat disliked you, after you force a kiss on her, she'll similarly often recall you, but undoubtedly, the more she thinks of you, the more she'll hate you, until finally she despises you to the bone and never wants to see you again.

"Of course, besides these two results, she might also call 110.

"If you think she has some good feelings for you, I strongly recommend you force a kiss on her. The effect is very significant. But if she already doesn't like you, you'll need to think it through carefully.

"By the way, this is how I conquered my sister."

Having cast the final bait, Xifeng let out a long breath.

Being able to spin such a long tale that had no logic but sounded convincing, she was somewhat impressed by her ability to talk serious nonsense.

She had said everything she could. Now it just depended on whether Bei Yaoyue would take the bait.

"I understand."

Bei Yaoyue replied.