Because of My Stupidity, I Became a Timid Vampire

Chapter 221 : A Once-in-a-Lifetime Opportunity

Initially, Xifeng had harbored resentment toward Ye Zhenzhen for abandoning her to go out with Bei Yaoyue, but thinking about it now, if it weren't for Ye Zhenzhen, Bei Yaoyue probably wouldn't have made it home tonight.

She still remembered when her parents were still around, one late night her father called her and said: "Son, Dad's had too much to drink, come pick me up."

"Where are you?"

"Don't know."

"Is there anyone around you?"

"Don't know."

"Are there any buildings around you?"

"Don't know."

"Are there any lights around you?"

"Don't know."

"?"

"Why won't you come pick up Dad? Do you hate Dad now?"

"?"

Getting a completely drunk person to explain clearly where they were was obviously an unrealistic problem. The end result was that she and her mother spent three hours searching the city in the middle of the night, finally finding her father sleeping soundly on some street. If they hadn't found him within another hour, they probably would have called the police directly.

Like peeling an eggshell, as the clothes slowly came off, Bei Yaoyue's fair delicate body was gradually revealed, like jade fat glowing with a faint pearlescent white under the lamplight, looking exactly like sweet and delicious milk pudding that made one unconsciously swallow saliva.

However, only Xifeng knew that beneath this layer of tender white protein was hidden a heart wrapped in black and yellow to the extreme.

After removing Bei Yaoyue's underwear and tossing it onto a nearby chair, Xifeng pulled up the blanket to cover her, saying softly: "Go to sleep. Once you're asleep, you won't feel uncomfortable anymore."

"I can't sleep..." Breathing with her mouth slightly open, Bei Yaoyue turned her head toward Xifeng. Her hazy eyes rippled with shimmering waves, her voice weak yet ethereal: "Xifeng, will you tell me a story?"

With a long, painful sigh, Xifeng couldn't help but complain inwardly that coaxing a drunk person to sleep was definitely one of the most difficult things in the world, even ten times harder than yuri reproduction.

Speaking of which, Bei Yaoyue usually had such a proud demeanor, so it was rare to see her vulnerable side. The strong contrast made Xifeng's softest spot get hit hard. Although she loved the phoenix-like proud Bei Yaoyue, by comparison, the current Bei Yaoyue who was as docile as a kitten stirred her protective instincts even more.

"Okay."

With a gentle smile, Xifeng pulled over a nearby chair and sat by the bedside. Just as she opened her mouth, she thought for a moment and changed her mind: "I'm not good at telling stories. How about I tell you some jokes instead?"

Bei Yaoyue blinked her beautiful eyes and nodded lightly.

"Let me think... I've got one.

"In winter, the temperature was extremely low. Students in class were shivering from the cold. Finally, one student couldn't stand it anymore and stood up to say to the teacher: 'Teacher, we're so cold.'

"The teacher thought for a moment, pointed to the corner by the blackboard and said: 'Go squat in the corner and you won't be cold anymore.'

"The student was very confused and asked: 'Why?'

"The teacher pushed up his glasses and said: 'Because the corner has 90 degrees.'"

"......" Bei Yaoyue instinctively tightened the blanket. She felt like the room temperature had suddenly dropped to 9 degrees, making her even colder than those students.

Seeing that Bei Yaoyue didn't seem to have any intention of laughing, Xifeng scratched her head in confusion: "Wasn't my joke funny? Let me tell another one.

"A newspaper editor said to a reporter: 'Your article about a woman who got lost in the mountains and survived 30 days without eating or drinking has aroused great interest from readers. We've subsequently received over fifty letters from readers, all related to your article.'

"'Really? What did they say in their letters?'

"'They all said they want to marry that woman who can go 30 days without spending money.'"

"You should... stop telling them..." Bei Yaoyue muttered quietly, wrapping the blanket even tighter around herself. "I'm cold..."

The second joke wasn't as cold as the first, but it wasn't much better either.

"Ah... okay then." Xifeng laughed dryly twice.

"Aren't you... going to sleep?" Bei Yaoyue shifted her gaze to Xifeng's neatly dressed clothes. Her previously hazy eyes suddenly radiated intense light, as if they wanted to burn through those thin garments directly.

"I'll sleep after you fall asleep." Xifeng replied. How could she have the mind to sleep herself if she didn't coax Bei Yaoyue to sleep first?

"I'll sleep if you sleep with me." Bei Yaoyue looked at her affectionately.

This statement left Xifeng completely puzzled. They had been sharing a bed for months now—why would Bei Yaoyue suddenly request that she sleep with her?

Although she couldn't quite understand, Xifeng still nodded and agreed: "Okay, I'll sleep with you."

As long as Bei Yaoyue didn't vomit on the bed later, everything would be fine.

She quickly stripped off her light home clothes in no time. Before Xifeng could turn around and get on the bed, she heard Bei Yaoyue softly calling from behind: "Xifeng..."

"What is it?" Xifeng turned her head in confusion.

"I want you." Unlike Bei Yaoyue's previous intermittent speech, this sentence was said with unusual fluency and determination.

"......"

Xifeng was completely speechless. Even drunk to this extent, unable to distinguish north from south, her mind was still thinking about such things. Should she say Bei Yaoyue never forgot her original intentions, or that her brain was completely stuffed with such yellow garbage?

No one knew what outrageous things drunk Bei Yaoyue might do that would make her die on the spot. Xifeng's first reaction was to refuse, but just as she opened her mouth, she suddenly thought—could this be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for her to sound the counterattack?

In normal circumstances, Xifeng was weak, physically sensitive, and had several fatal switches—she was no match for Bei Yaoyue at all. But under alcohol's influence, Bei Yaoyue's mind definitely wouldn't be very clear, her body probably wouldn't obey commands, and she might not even be able to tell what Xifeng was doing to her. If she was more forceful, perhaps Bei Yaoyue would be completely conquered under her half-hearted resistance.

Xifeng quietly shifted her gaze to Bei Yaoyue's face, seeing her eyes confused, cheeks flushed with intoxication, lips slightly parted, expression dazed, movements stiff...

Having often taken care of her drunk father, Xifeng was all too familiar with this state, which again convinced her that Bei Yaoyue was definitely drunk beyond doubt.

Understanding that the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity she had been waiting for had finally arrived, Xifeng's heartbeat couldn't help but accelerate rapidly, like glass marbles about to hit the ground. Under the nervous emotion, she barely dared to breathe heavily.

Opportunity knocks but once—she had to seize this once-in-a-century precious chance and completely defeat Bei Yaoyue!