Because of My Stupidity, I Became a Timid Vampire

Chapter 209 : Dog Food Tastes So Good

Actually, as early as when someone recorded the previous scene and posted it online, netizens had already discovered that the two looked very much like "Moon Has Dark Clouds Flowers Have Wind" and "Xiyue" who had publicly come out on Bilibili before. But because both were wearing cosplay outfits and makeup, they couldn't be 100% certain—they could only sense a resemblance.

Most people who come to browse conventions are veteran otaku, and among them were quite a few who recognized Moon Has Dark Clouds Flowers Have Wind and Xiyue. Hearing the bald man's shout, they looked Bei Yaoyue up and down, then looked at Xifeng behind her—damn, they really did look like that yuri couple.

The fact that the two would come browse the convention had already been leaked by Xifeng's big mouth on social media, so it wasn't really a secret. Bei Yaoyue was too lazy to make any meaningless attempts at hiding, so she nodded and replied quietly: "Yes."

Getting Bei Yaoyue's confirmation, the bald man's face lit up with joy. He looked at Xifeng and asked loudly: "Then this lady is... Miss Xiyue!?"

"...Hello." Xifeng smiled awkwardly and nodded to the bald man. Being recognized in public, especially after experiencing such an embarrassing incident, was really too awkward.

"Awesome!" The bald man cheered. He frantically fumbled around on his body and produced a pen, then took out a notebook, quickly running in front of the two with excitement written all over his flushed face: "I'm a fan of you both! I've been following you for so long. Could you give me an autograph!"

Bei Yaoyue and Xifeng immediately looked at each other. After exchanging glances, Bei Yaoyue took the bald man's notebook and wrote the three characters "Moon Has Dark Clouds Flowers Have Wind" in flowing regular script.

With Bei Yaoyue and Xifeng's identities confirmed, the crowd that had mostly dispersed gathered again and began whispering among themselves.

"Oh my God, that damn perverted bastard actually took upskirt photos of my adorable Miss Xiyue. His psychology is as completely rotten as Aunt Susan's apple pie next door. I swear to Jesus, if I knew who that pervert was, I would definitely kick his ass hard with my boots, I guarantee it."

"My goodness, I actually saw live Teacher Moon Has Dark Clouds Flowers Have Wind and Miss Xiyue. They're so much prettier than in photos."

"What? You mean you've also seen dead Teacher Moon Has Dark Clouds Flowers Have Wind and Miss Xiyue?"

"Is that Miss Xiyue's bodyguard? Such good skills—you can tell she's trained. Much stronger than that Taiji Xingyi Hunyuan martial arts master or whatever."

"What she's carrying looks like a Gundam. Is Miss Xiyue also a plastic model enthusiast?"

"They look really young, especially that white-haired one—Xiyue, right? Is she really fourteen? I think she'd still be off even without the decimal point."

"You don't understand shit. This is called long shelf life. When she's twenty, she'll look like she's sixteen—isn't that a huge profit? Would you rather she actually be fourteen but look twenty-four?"

"So these two are a couple then. No wonder Miss Xiyue didn't care earlier while Teacher Moon Has Dark Clouds Flowers Have Wind kept making things difficult. Looking at it this way, who's the top and who's the bottom is pretty obvious."

The surrounding crowd's various discussions inevitably reached Xifeng's ears. Those comments analyzing and judging her made her feel ashamed beyond words. She quickly signed "Xiyue" in regular script on the notebook, handed it back to the bald man, then grabbed Bei Yaoyue's wrist and pushed through the crowd to get outside. Seeing this, Ye Zhenzhen and Bai He quickly followed.

Since the crowd wasn't as densely packed as at the beginning, and some people actively made way, the three easily squeezed out of the crowd. Xifeng didn't know where to go, so she could only pick the direction with the fewest people and walk with her head down.

"It's over... today's convention is ruined..." Xifeng let out a despairing wail, hugging her head and squatting on the ground. Although she had always been infatuated with the feeling of being admired by everyone online, she didn't want it to be like this in reality. Online and reality were different after all—she didn't like being like a giant panda, with people pointing and whispering behind her back wherever she went.

"Just ignore it." Having calmed down, Bei Yaoyue's voice returned to its usual coolness, softer with less bone-chilling coldness. "It's like when you and someone else wear the same outfit—as long as you're not embarrassed, the other person will be."

"I still care about face, okay? You think everyone is as shameless as you..." Xifeng said irritably. She couldn't figure out how Bei Yaoyue's face, thick as tempered glass, had been developed. If Tianshui No. 1 High School held a face-thickness contest, she was confident Bei Yaoyue would definitely take first place—even at worst, she could bring home a third-place medal.

Bei Yaoyue shrugged indifferently, completely ignoring Xifeng's teasing, and asked: "Where to next?"

"Don't know... doesn't feel like there's much to see anymore." Xifeng sighed. If she had to roughly summarize the fun of browsing conventions, it would be buying things, experiencing the atmosphere, looking at pretty girls, watching convention-exclusive shows, participating in convention-exclusive activities, and so on.

She didn't want to buy anything, she had already experienced the atmosphere, there were several pretty girls right beside her—she could even look at herself—and as for the last two, Xifeng didn't want to touch them at all right now. Due to what had just happened, she no longer wanted to stay in the same place for long periods.

"Then let's just see where we end up." Bei Yaoyue said.

"Fine." Xifeng nodded helplessly.

What Xifeng didn't know was that just as she was losing interest in browsing the convention due to the voyeurism incident, their CP fans had already begun intense heated discussions on social media—it was like a carnival.

"Teacher Moon Has Dark Clouds Flowers Have Wind is so dominant! If I were Miss Xiyue, my heart would melt after hearing those words!"

"I was thinking of shipping Xiyue as the top before, but now... forget it. Mud can't stick to walls. I see she doesn't even dare speak loudly in front of Teacher Moon Has Dark Clouds Flowers Have Wind—she blushes from being confronted every three sentences."

"Wuu wuu wuu Miss Xiyue is so gentle. If I could have such a cute and gentle girlfriend, my life would be complete."

"Yo? When the peaches are ripe, send me a box."

"Domineering CEO Moon Has Dark Clouds Flowers Have Wind, innocent sweetheart Xiyue—I can picture it in my mind."

"Pure passerby, already converted to a fan. I'm shipping this CP now—it's too sweet. Om nom nom, dog food tastes so good qwq."

Bai He calmly browsed through the social media posts tagged with both their names, the light in her eyes constantly rippling under the phone screen's glow. With each post she finished reading, the corners of her mouth turned up a bit more, until finally forming a resigned smile.

Yes, this CP really was sweet.

Starting today, she had also decided to ship this CP.