Because of My Stupidity, I Became a Timid Vampire

Chapter 152 : Making Big News

The first thing to do during summer vacation: livestreaming.

Although livestreaming now brought Xifeng virtually no income, she was, after all, just an ordinary person, and couldn't help but become addicted to the intoxicating feeling of being adored by fans like stars surrounding the moon.

Today's livestream content was Xifeng's new segment: FAQ. As the name suggests, it involved collecting various questions that fans asked her and selecting some of the more frequently appearing questions to answer.

"Is Xiyue actually a boy or a girl?"

Right off the bat was a long-standing question. Xifeng smiled awkwardly and said somewhat helplessly, "I'm a boy, a boy. Even if you ask ten thousand more times, it won't change this fact."

Hearing Xifeng give a definitive answer once again, naturally some viewers were happy while others were disappointed.

"Damn it! Why must you shatter the fantasy in my heart! Such a cute voice but it's a boy—I can't accept this!"

"You don't understand shit. Isn't a cute boy even better?"

"As long as I believe in my heart that Xiyue is a girl, then she's a girl. With no censorship in the heart, everything is naturally high-definition."

Every time the topic of gender came up, the chat was bound to have some heated arguments, since people could never truly understand each other, and people's XP systems were often incompatible.

"How old is Xiyue now? I don't want to hear nonsense like 'forever 17'—I want your real age."

"You people, you people, always trying to make big news." Xifeng laughed and shook her head with a sigh. "Whatever, whatever. There's no harm in telling you—I'm 14 this year, still not legal, so don't any of you have improper thoughts."

After all, whether judging by her voice or her character design, she didn't look very old, so she ultimately decided to set Xiyue's age as 14, the same as her own.

"I'm ready."

"I can handle 14."

"Say it with me: three years minimum, death penalty maximum."

"Good brothers, see you all in prison."

"Please, everyone, stay clear-headed. We absolutely cannot do illegal things!" Catching Xifeng's movement, the Xiyue model made a gesture of crossing both hands in front of her body in an X. "H things are not allowed!"

"Is Xiyue a cat or a fox?"

"Huh?" This question made Xifeng pause. She asked in an extremely puzzled tone, "Why would someone ask this kind of question? Do I look like a fox?"

"Because we can only see the ears but not the tail, and cat and fox ears look very similar," someone in the chat quickly answered.

"Damn it, when will cats finally stand up? I'm shaking with anger!" Xifeng huffed indignantly. "Let me say this again—I'm a cat, not a fox!"

"Are Xiyue's cat ears real ears or decorative accessories?"

Xifeng felt somewhat short of breath and snapped angrily, "Your... your ears are the decorative accessories! Your whole family's ears are decorative accessories!"

"Xiyue is scolding people. I'm so scared."

"The way he scolds is so charming."

"Scold me so good, more more more."

Seeing a bunch of masochists revealing their XP, Xifeng felt somewhat worried about her audience's XP systems. She shook her head and looked at the next question.

"What's your favorite thing to do?"

"Favorite thing to do, huh... If I had to say, it would probably be playing games?" After Xifeng finished speaking, she couldn't help feeling somewhat ashamed in her heart. Though she didn't want to admit it, one of the things she most enjoyed doing now was... a certain indescribable sport.

As they say, when well-fed and warm, one thinks of lust. Xifeng's daily life was getting more and more comfortable, and with a wolf that could never be satisfied constantly eyeing her hungrily and getting handsy with her, over time, she had gradually come to enjoy that sort of thing.

After all, no one dislikes comfortable things. The little bit of shame left in her heart had long been completely worn away by Bei Yaoyue's shameless persistence, so she had simply let herself go.

Xifeng knew she was step by step sinking into an unfathomably deep quagmire, but she had no desire to escape. This wonderfully beautiful world—drowning in it forever without waking up would also be a nice choice.

"Do you have someone you like or are currently dating?"

This was an extremely dangerous question. As everyone knows, there's an unwritten rule in Japan's idol industry—idols are not allowed to date. And as VTubers are very similar to idols, they naturally follow the same rule. Of course, there are still some VTubers who collaborate with other VTubers for couple business or yuri business, but whether this can bring positive effects depends on the VTuber's character design and cannot be generalized.

From Xifeng's perspective, giving a negative answer to this question would naturally be the optimal solution. But for some unknown reason, she suddenly became possessed and let out two low chuckles, saying mysteriously, "I do."

"What? Xiyue actually has a girlfriend? My youth is over."

"Xiyue has a girlfriend at 14, while I'm still a virgin at 30. I understand—I'm going to jump off a building right now."

"Who is it? Tell us quickly!"

Soon the chat began wild speculation, with countless names of famous and unknown VTubers being spammed by viewers. Obviously, in their perception, this was just business collaboration between VTubers, so they only considered VTubers as possibilities.

"Hmm... her name is definitely one that many of you have heard."

"Then tell us already! Stop being mysterious!" the chat urged.

"Does everyone know who drew my character design?"

This was undoubtedly a dangerously loaded statement. Xifeng was actually discussing topics that transcended the avatar layer regardless of her VTuber identity, which would undoubtedly have many negative impacts on her VTuber image construction. But even so, she still decisively asked this question.

Some more perceptive people had already noticed something strange about this question and faintly sensed something was off.

"That's right—it's the yuri artist 'Moon Has Dark Clouds Flowers Have Wind' that you all know." As she spoke, Xifeng smiled brilliantly, that gorgeous blooming smile like a quietly blossoming alpine flower, breathtakingly beautiful. Unfortunately, the audience couldn't appreciate this stunning smile hidden beneath the avatar.

"Teacher Hana ni Kaze is my wife."

Even at the risk of character collapse, Xifeng still resolutely said this sentence, because she knew that person was definitely watching her livestream.

This sentence was like pouring a bucket of concentrated sulfuric acid into water, causing the entire livestream room to instantly boil over.

"What? Teacher Hana ni Kaze is actually a girl?!"

"Holy shit, what did I just hear? Xiyue and Teacher Hana ni Kaze are a couple?"

"I don't believe it, unless you scald me with boiling water (meow)"

"Dream collaboration, double fans rejoice."

"Teacher Hana ni Kaze, you've betrayed yuri—you're not worthy of being a yuri artist!"

Bei Yaoyue's hand slowly stopped drawing. Xifeng's livestream room had already exploded, and she looked at the white cat girl in the bottom right corner of the screen that came from her own hand, the corners of her eyes slowly curving into a smile.

Of course she could tell that Xifeng had deliberately said this for her to hear.

Since that was the case, she should indeed make some response, or else wouldn't that disappoint Xifeng?

"Moon Has Dark Clouds Flowers Have Wind tipped the streamer 5,211,314 gold seeds."