novelraw Chapter 84: Organ upgrade and modification service
Chapter 84: Organ upgrade and modification service
Because Yui Hatano insisted on thanking him, Alexander wasted two hours.
The closing time of the clinic was getting closer and closer, Alexander had to hurry up, otherwise, it would be difficult to complete the target number of consultations for the day.
"Excuse me, is Dr. Charles inside?"
Not long after, a male ghost who was as thin as a skeleton, with two big black eye circles, and looking young, staggered over in three steps.
"I am, you are..." Alexander’s face was strange.
Having been in the horror world for so long, he had seen ghosts holding their heads, burnt to death, and even crushed into meat slices by road rollers.
But this was the first time he had seen such a weak one. Was this guy pampered to death by seventeen or eighteen women when he was alive? If there were a few less people, he wouldn’t look so weak!
"What are you looking at! Haven’t you seen someone who died suddenly from overwork?" This male ghost was quite aggressive, leaning on a row of tables, he said:
"I live nearby, you can call me by my pen name, JUWEL!"
JUWEL?
What a broken name! But it sounds familiar.
Alexander muttered a sentence in his heart and asked, "What’s the problem? Do you want to change organs too?"
His attitude was lukewarm, after all, this guy looked too weak, and it was estimated that the organs in his body couldn’t provide much ghost energy.
"I’m not changing! I want to add! Add two more... no! Ten livers!"
As soon as JUWEL opened his mouth, Alexander was taken aback.
"Ten livers? Are you going to stir-fry them or something?"
"What nonsense are you talking about, stir-fry ghost liver? I’m not a freak!" JUWEL slapped the table and said angrily:
"I’m a writer, understand? I died suddenly after writing ten Chapters in my life, I don’t accept it, I have to keep writing after death! Give me ten! No! Fill my body with livers, I want to write 10,000 words a day!"
Good grief!
This male ghost seemed even more dedicated than Yui Hatano!
"I’m sorry, we don’t provide..."
Thud!
Before Alexander could finish speaking, JUWEL slapped a large hand and twenty thousand ghost coins were directly smashed on the table.
"I have set this liver for you today! Say, how much do you want to add? If that’s not enough, I can give you an extra five!"
...
Happiness Street, noon.
The sky of the horror world, even at this time, remains gloomy and dark.
In the past, at this time on Happiness Street, the ghosts who had eaten and drunk would aimlessly wander the streets, occasionally chatting with familiar ghosts, not too different from the real world.
Suddenly, a cry of surprise sounded.
"Look! Isn’t that JUWEL? Wow, he’s so domineering!"
JUWEL? Isn’t he a small-time writer, who has always been weak due to overwork!
The others hurriedly looked in the distance, and the next moment, they were stunned.
They saw JUWEL slowly coming from the other side, and astonishingly, he had somehow grafted four arms onto his shoulders.
At this moment, JUWEL’s original two arms were holding a laptop, and the other four hands were clapping and typing in unison.
What was even more surprising was that JUWEL had no shirt on, but livers were grafted onto his chest and back, exposed to the outside.
JUWEL, who was adorned with at least twenty livers, slowly walked by with a stride that ignored everyone.
His gaze glanced over the onlooking crowd and sneered disdainfully:
"This is the true meaning of burnout!"
As he was about to leave, JUWEL’s hands never stopped tapping the keyboard, he sneered: "Did you see? Dr. Charles is indeed skilled in medicine, he is my life-saving benefactor!"
At this moment, on the street, countless evil spirits looked at each other.
The next moment, the evil spirits rushed to Alexander’s clinic like a flood.
Who doesn’t have some obsessions and dissatisfaction with their bodies these days!
If one could increase their height, get a chest enhancement, slim their legs and so on through Alexander’s medical skills, wouldn’t that be wonderful?
Even ghost couples with low quality of marital life, at the wife’s urging, insisted he must go to Charles’s clinic to get a more functional penis!
"Dr. Charles, add two kidneys! I want to stuff two more kidneys into my stomach!"
"Doctor, I think my breasts are a bit small, I want to replace them with ones the size of watermelons, is that possible?"
"Dr. Charles, I want to replace my penis, well... it doesn’t have to be too big, something similar to an elephant’s will do, can you do it? If you can, I’ll give you all my ghost coins!"
...
Outside the clinic, a long line formed.
Countless ghosts begged in pain,
However, Alexander has already stopped the business of exchanging organs.
In recent days, Alexander has already collected quite a lot of ghost organs, enough for his own use.
With the ghost-cooking skills that Alexander mastered, he prepared many exquisite dishes. Alexander had no intention of making money by selling these dishes.
After all, whether for the ghosts or for Alexander, the effects of these dishes were somewhat powerful.
Selling them in portions like in a restaurant was fine, but if they were sold in large quantities, the entire horror world might go crazy.
Since he couldn’t sell in bulk, he was destined not to be able to earn ghost coins quickly. After all, Alexander still has a million mortgages to pay!
The sudden death ghost, now the liver emperor JUWEL, brought new inspiration to Alexander.
How troublesome it is to replace organs like the heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys! He couldn’t do many a day, and he only earned a thousand or two ghost coins each time.
Replacing organs does not have as great benefits as upgrading organs.
One-stop service for installation, modification, and replacement.
The kidneys sold for 8 ghost coins in the organ replicator, processed through his abilities and installed on the evil spirits, is 1000 not very cheap?
Don’t think it’s expensive! This is the discounted price, with Yui Hatano responsible for the suturing!
If Alexander personally did it, and you wanted it to look more aesthetically pleasing, like stitching two hearts into an arrow-pierced heart, the price would at least double to 2000! And that’s just the starting price!
Items like intestines and spleen, which are unpopular, have a slightly preferential price.
Surprisingly, lungs, an organ, are only second to kidneys in sales!
Many customers died of smoking in their previous lives, and they continue to smoke after coming to the horror world.
Ghost cigarettes with ghost gas are expensive, so they can only choose cheap ordinary cigarettes, and they smoke even more recklessly, bundling more than ten together to stuff in their mouths, one lung is simply not enough!
After some statistics, out of ten evil spirits who came for a consultation, three wanted to change lungs, two kidneys, two penises, and the rest of the organs were only considered later.
Although Alexander did not see big customers like JUWEL for several days in a row, he still made eighty to ninety thousand ghost coins during this period.
This entry into the instance was so worth it!
So far, Alexander has not started to collect plugins, and he already has more than 200,000 ghost coins. If he works a bit harder, he can directly pay off all the mortgage!
One after another, the evil spirits queued up to enter the clinic, and eight out of ten came out looking drastically different. They didn’t care about their image anyway, most of them looked odd and peculiar to begin with.
There was a female ghost who came with her husband, and her request was to add two more tongues for her, which should be long and soft.
Not sure what it was for, but when they left, both ghosts seemed happy and excited, with three tongues half a meter long, wrapped around their necks like a scarf.
Not to mention those who want to add a liver or a kidney.
The most bizarre thing is that these ghosts like to show off and usually don’t like to stuff them in their stomachs, they just like to hang them all over their bodies!
While Alexander was busy non-stop inside, the ghosts outside were also not idle.
They were all people who still had obsessions after death. If they were alive, sending them to a mental hospital would not be a misdiagnosis.
At this time, a group of ghosts gathered together and naturally started to compare with each other.
"My dude, how did you die? Know how I died? By slitting my wrists! My friend was heartbroken, and I accompanied him in cutting our wrists! The thing is, the cut was too deep, he was saved, but I wasn’t!" A ghost who had slit its wrists was quite proud, considering its method of death unique.
"That’s nothing!" A ghost pierced all over with blades sneered, "Do you know how I died? I was caught cheating and hacked to death!"
"Wow, that’s something!" a car accident ghost exclaimed.
"That’s right!" The ghost who cheated was even more smug, "I loved cheating when I was alive, it was especially exciting. Even if I died, I think it was worth it. If I could live again, I would continue to cheat. By the way, how did you die, mate?"
The ghost that cheated patted a silent male ghost next to him.
"I jumped off a building," the man replied coldly.
"Why would you jump off a building? Your head must’ve hit the ground first, it’s completely flattened."
"Because my wife cheated on me. After I discovered it, I killed the man, and then chose to end my own life by jumping off the building."
The ghost who jumped off the building said this while pulling a bloody chopper from his body.
"Damn it, what are the odds? I can’t believe I’d run into an acquaintance here. Brother, I was wrong, please don’t hack me again..."
...
In the end, what happened to the ghost who cheated is unknown, at least Alexander didn’t see it.
Holding over 200,000 in cash, Alexander finally stopped seeing patients, drove away the sick ghosts who were queuing up outside, preparing to make some delicacies to fill his stomach.
Bang!
Just as Alexander was about to handle the ghost food, the clinic door was violently pushed open.
"We’re closed for the day, come back tomorrow if you need anything!" Alexander said without lifting his head.
"What if I insist on seeing you now? You just closed as soon as I got here, are you looking down on me?"
Behind him, a vicious voice rang out, and the temperature in the air seemed to rise rapidly.
Hot, oppressive, the terrifying pressure even seemed to transform into a substantial hammer, heavily hitting Alexander’s chest.
A mouthful of blood sprayed out immediately.
Turning his head with difficulty, he saw a huge man at least three meters tall, with skin tinged green and fists almost as large as Alexander’s head.
Just a glance was enough to make him feel restless and irritated, as if he couldn’t help but raise his club and fight, with an uncontrollable anger rising.
He was being influenced by the other party, just by the aura he unintentionally emitted.
The last one who could do this was the Bloody Queen!
Has what he’s been doing these days finally attracted the attention of a real powerhouse?
This is big trouble!