novelraw Chapter 308: If any of you show me your little shrimps again, I’ll make sure you’ll have to squat when you pee for the rest of your lives
Chapter 308: If any of you show me your little shrimps again, I’ll make sure you’ll have to squat when you pee for the rest of your lives
In Lei’s eyes, Alexander and Zoe had come up from downstairs together, so they must be duplicates.
"What’s it got to do with me? Someone is impersonating me too!" The duplicate Alexander put on an innocent face.
"What do you mean impersonating you? I’m the real one! Both of you are fakes!" The duplicate Alexander upstairs also spoke up.
"Scoundrels! What kind of variety show is this, making such a joke?" Being the original, Alexander naturally couldn’t lose out to the two duplicates in terms of acting.
"Stop pretending! Whatever you are, I’m going to slaughter you today!"Surprisingly, all three Leis were brimming with hostility, seemingly convinced that it was Alexander and Zoe who were behind all this.
Well, there’s no way out now!
It’s not that I want to kill you; it’s that you know too much!
The three Alexanders locked eyes and simultaneously activated their gifts.
Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh!
Blades filled the sky, accompanied by thunder. Three Underworld Swords swiftly slashed through the air, and heads soared into the sky.
Among the three, the strongest was not Lei, but the young gang member and his duplicate who had been left in the stairwell initially. They were both at the king level.
Despite being at the king level, he had no resistance and was immediately decapitated by the Underworld Sword.
Only the Lei upstairs, who had come over last and had seen another version of himself, was too surprised to act immediately and was not killed right away.
The moment Alexander acted, his body surged with Ghost Energy, initiating his Rampage State. He’s only a prince level; Alexander didn’t care. No one could escape.
Snap!
The next second, Lei, who had just entered his Rampage State, had his head snapped off.
"What are you doing?" Alexander glared at Zoe, who had acted.
"Eliminating witnesses! If he escaped and told others that you were participant, it would surely cause trouble." Duplicate Zoe said as a matter of fact, then immediately turned pale and vomited.
Not just her, but the original beside her and the duplicate Zoe downstairs also wore pallid faces.
Alexander sighed, unable to say much else. He gestured to the two duplicates and spoke:"Let’s not bother Dominic with this mess. Find a room to hide in and continue creating minions."
Upstairs, the sound of intense arguments had already erupted when the downstairs duplicates came up, effectively masking any noise made by the group.
While there was bickering, it clearly hadn’t escalated into full-blown conflict yet. Heading upstairs now would only draw immediate attention to them, a certain recipe for disaster.
The six of them silently descended the staircase. Downstairs was equally chaotic, with several duplicates also engaged in arguments.
Luckily, these people were not gang members. Their focus was solely on their own duplicates. A few individuals without duplicates were simply watching the drama unfold, paying no attention to Alexander and his group.
Choosing a room near the staircase, Alexander kicked the door open with one foot. The door swung open, and the six walked into the room.
"Honey, I think someone just came in!"
In the room, a nude woman on the bed opened her eyes and nudged her husband beside her.
"There’s no one, you must have heard wrong," a man reeking of alcohol muttered, his eyes half-open.
"Who are you talking to?" On the other side, another man also reeking of alcohol turned his head. Seeing his plus-sized, nude wife in bed with another naked man, his eyes widened in disbelief:
"You wretched woman! How dare you cheat on me right in front of me!"
"Who the hell are you? You steal my wife while I’m drunk, and now you accuse me?" the first man who woke up retorted angrily.
The woman was bewildered.
Two husbands? Was it because they were still drunk? No, her husband was the one who had been drinking!
Did he split into two while drunk?
Now this is interesting, a one versus two scenario!
"You wretch!"
Just then, the bathroom door burst open, and a man who had just finished bathing, wrapped in a towel, stormed out yelling:
"While I took a shower, you went and cheated? I took two Viagra pills last night and we did it three times, and you’re still not satisfied?"
Seeing the two men on the bed, he grew even angrier:"Twins, huh? You sure know how to play!"
"Honey, don’t you think you guys look a bit alike?"The plump woman on the bed jiggled as she timidly remarked.
"Of course we look alike, we’re twins!" snarled the man who had just come out of the bathroom.
"Rubbish! I’m an only child; you two must be the twins!"
The man by the window cursed. But as soon as he said it, all three men realized something was off. Instinctively, they took out their phones to look at their reflections.
Well, well, well!
What a spectacle!
Alexander and his group, standing awkwardly at the door unsure whether to enter or leave, collectively facepalmed.
Presumably, this man had been sleeping facing the window. But even if that were the case, how could he have duplicated himself?
Unless, of course, he had been sleeping with his eyes open.
They’d heard of people sleeping with one eye half-closed, but this was the first time they’d seen it in person!
"It’s identical! What’s going on?" The man by the window stared in astonishment at his reflection on his phone.
Bang!
The bathroom door swung open again, and another man wrapped in a towel emerged, his face equally stunned:
"This is amazing! There are two... no, three people who look exactly like me!"
"Four! There are four husbands now!" The plump woman on the bed jiggled with excitement, her eyes filled with delight.
Alexander, Zoe, and the four duplicates were all speechless. Finally, Alexander cleared his throat and said:
"Could you all please put some clothes on?"
"Is this your doing?" The four men glared at Alexander.
"Clearly not, or else we wouldn’t be in this situation," Alexander replied, gesturing to his own duplicates behind him.
"You also have lookalikes? What’s going on?" The men exclaimed in astonishment.
"We don’t know. All we know is that some weird stuff is happening in this nightclub. As soon as you look into a mirror, a duplicate appears."
"Really? That’s amazing! I want to try!" The woman on the bed exclaimed, reaching for her phone to turn on the front camera.
"No!" All four men shouted, rushing forward to stop her.
The woman relinquished her phone but handed it to her husbands, saying excitedly, "Take another couple of photos! Create more duplicates!"
"No!" The men shook their heads vehemently. One of them urgently added, "Honey, there are already four of us. Two more would be too much for you to handle!"
"Tch!" The woman scoffed dismissively. "As if you don’t know your own capabilities!"
The faces of the four men froze, and they bowed their heads in shame.
Alexander and his group looked on, dumbfounded. Zoe finally spoke, "What kind of people have I run into?"
"We should be the ones asking that question!" One of the men snapped, turning his attention back to the intruders. "How did you get in here? Do you know who I am? I can knock you all down with one punch!"
"Oh, really?" Zoe pulled out a machete, waved it around, and retorted, "If any of you show me your little shrimps again, I’ll make sure you’ll have to squat when you pee for the rest of your lives."
"You think I’m scared of you?" The man scoffed but began hastily dressing.
Once the men were dressed, they covered the plump woman with a blanket and glared at Alexander. "What are you looking at? Haven’t you ever seen a beautiful woman?"
Alexander: ...