Chapter 317 - 311: Maotai Gets Duowen Heaven Drunk
Chapter 317 - 311: Maotai Gets Duowen Heaven Drunk
Duowen Heaven loves alcohol like life itself, and his intelligence rapidly declines whenever the topic of good wine is mentioned.
Duowen Heaven gazes eagerly at Liuyu Heaven, truly hoping that Liuyu Heaven can bring him good wine.
Liuyu Heaven approaches Lin Yuan, muttering softly, seemingly really discussing something with Lin Yuan.
After talking for a while, Lin Yuan waves his hand, and two jars of wine suddenly appear in front of Liuyu Heaven.
Although these jars appear unassuming, what they contain inside is indeed liquor!
Rich fragrant technology, quality guaranteed!
Liuyu Heaven lifts the wine, giving Lin Yuan a "watch me perform" expression, and then walks towards Duowen Heaven.
Seeing the back of Liuyu Heaven heading towards Duowen Heaven, Lin Yuan thinks to himself, could it be that Liuyu Heaven has really turned over a new leaf?
He’s actually offering to help do things now?
Little does he know, Liuyu Heaven intends to harm Duowen Heaven.
Back in the day, when Liuyu Heaven was still weak, Duowen Heaven was already a big shot in the sect.
Duowen Heaven didn’t miss any chance to bully Liuyu Heaven, even making his face swell from slaps.
As the saying goes, revenge is never too late for a gentleman.
Liuyu Heaven harbors a grudge, just waiting to seek revenge on Duowen Heaven!
This time, it’s the perfect opportunity.
No matter what Lin Yuan aims to do, as long as he helps Lin Yuan succeed, it’s to sabotage Duowen Heaven’s affairs.
By then, if Lin Yuan can kill Duowen Heaven, great, if not, he’ll still end up with a dereliction of duty charge.
Thinking about it makes Liuyu Heaven secretly delighted.
Liuyu Heaven brings the wine jars to Duowen Heaven, opens a corner of the jar, and fans the aroma out with his hands.
Then, he asks Duowen Heaven: "How’s this wine?"
Upon smelling the aroma, Duowen Heaven’s eyes glaze over, and his legs become immobile.
Keep in mind, the living standards of the Mysterious World are about on par with Dragon Country’s ancient times.
In fact, more akin to the early ancient times of Qin and Han, not as wealthy as the Tang and Song dynasties.
In such a standard of living, having alcohol at all is quite impressive.
The so-called good wine of this Mysterious World is even inferior to the liquor from the streaming room.
Where would Duowen Heaven have smelled such an appealing wine aroma? After smelling it, he thought, if only I could taste it, even dying would be worthwhile.
Compared to this wine, the ones he drank before were nothing but horse urine, donkey urine.
After letting Duowen Heaven take a few whiffs, Liuyu Heaven covers the wine again.
Upon witnessing this, Duowen Heaven immediately panics and makes a move to snatch the wine from Liuyu Heaven’s hand.
Liuyu Heaven promptly says: "Duowen Heaven, why hurry! Lord Ming King is still here!"
Hearing this, Duowen Heaven’s hand, ready to snatch the wine, freezes mid-air, then he awkwardly laughs: "Brother Liuyu Heaven, can I take a sip of this wine?"
"Just one sip, just one sip."
Duowen Heaven truly loves alcohol like life itself!
He initially appeared dismissive of Liuyu Heaven, but now with good wine right in front of him, even his address changed to Brother Liuyu Heaven.
Liuyu Heaven’s task is to get Duowen Heaven drunk.
This wine is definitely meant for Duowen Heaven to drink.
"Of course, this wine was requested specifically for you, of course it’s for you to drink!"
"Don’t just drink a sip, even a whole jar!" At this, Liuyu Heaven paused, then continued: "But, this is the street!"
"Do you want to drink on the street?"
"I don’t mind, but it might be less cultured for Lord Ming King to accompany you on the street!"
"Hahaha!" Upon hearing this, Duowen Heaven hesitated, then laughed loudly: "Right! Right!"
"Brother Liuyu Heaven speaks correctly! There’s surely no reason for street drinking."
"Lord Ming King traveled so far, as the host, I Duowen Heaven should accommodate him well."
"Lord Ming King provides the wine, and I provide the food, there’s a superb tavern ahead."
After saying this, Duowen Heaven immediately leads the way, his pace quick, clearly anxious to have that drink.
Duowen Heaven leads the way in front, Lin Yuan and Liuyu Heaven follow behind.
Liuyu Heaven discreetly communicates with Lin Yuan: "I wonder about Duowen Heaven’s drinking capacity; is the wine you brought sufficient?"
Lin Yuan replies back: "It’s more than enough!"
Soon after, Liuyu Heaven communicates again: "Did you see the badge hanging at his waist? I estimate that it must be the pass; with that, we can move freely in the city."
"Your Unmoving Ming King status is too conspicuous; once he’s drunk, I’ll take the badge, you change your appearance, and we’ll investigate further."
"Sure!" Lin Yuan responds.
Indeed, when dealing with Duowen Heaven, it seems as if the hatred boosts Liuyu Heaven’s intelligence significantly.
The plan this guy came up with actually seems quite legitimate.
Soon, Duowen Heaven leads Lin Yuan and Liuyu Heaven into a tavern.
"Clear out, clear out!"
"Today, I, Duowen Heaven, am taking the whole place!" Duowen Heaven roars upon entering the tavern.
The wine worm in his stomach has been aroused, and at this moment, he is as restless as if hundreds of paws were scratching at him.
As long as he hasn’t tasted that wine, Duowen Heaven’s restless mood can’t be calmed.
Duowen Heaven is the guardian of the City of Sin, virtually the local tyrant here!
In the city, the Yakshas wouldn’t dare offend him.
With just a shout from Duowen Heaven, the Yakshas in the tavern flee in a panic, rushing out with no regard.
"Second-floor private room, serve me your best dishes!" Duowen Heaven commands.
Lin Yuan sits at the head, Duowen Heaven and Liuyu Heaven sit together, convenient for Liuyu Heaven to pour him wine.
Not long after they sit, the dishes are served promptly.
The speed of serving was very fast, leading Lin Yuan to suspect, does the Mysterious World have pre-made meals?
"Lord Ming King, this is a local delicacy, Human-faced Demon Spider, grilled, tastes excellent."
"And this, marinated Mountain Demon brain, also quite tasty!"
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Duowen Heaven introduces the dishes on the table to Lin Yuan.
Seeing the dishes on the table, Lin Yuan feels a mixture of complex emotions.
Human-faced Demon Spider?
Mountain Demon?
Weren’t these monsters invading Real World?
Back then, these monsters could easily massacre countless humans, yet in the Mysterious World, these are merely food.
In the midst of conversation, Liuyu Heaven has already poured wine for Duowen Heaven.
"Gulp!" Eager to drink upon smelling the aroma, Duowen Heaven is already restless.
He raises his glass to toast Lin Yuan: "Lord Ming King, this first glass, I’ll toast to you!"
Lin Yuan lifts his glass and replies indifferently: "I’m not a heavy drinker, you go ahead!"
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