novelraw Chapter 334: -I can't lie anymore
Chapter 334: -I can't lie anymore
Chapter 334: -I can't lie anymoreAn ignorant streamer.
I think a lot of people are playing the game excavate for Ascension. Ill try it out too. I wonder if its fun.
It looks quite retarded.
Is this person disabled? He doesnt have legs.
Oh my God, is this how you play?
Im going up this tree now, right? I dont think I can go up, so I thought I should push myself up.
F**K! NO! Is there something wrong with this game?
Why cant I even cross this tree?
Im starting to understand those streamers who have been driven crazy.
What move is this? counter storm?
This game is all about metaphysics, okay? Theres no technique to speak of, and it completely ignores all the laws of physics!
Who can help me press down on Newtons coffin?
OHNICE! Im coming over to this tree!
Eh? Why are you all saying welcome home? Why was this the starting and ending point of the game? Whats the meaning of this?
A certain blame-throwing live streamer.
Go! Lets go!
Sigh, my mouse isnt good enough. Theres a problem with the mouses sensitivity!
Wait, wait a moment! Lets go! Lets go! Lets go!N
Although he kept shouting to leave, the bald muscular man was still walking in the same place.
Ah!
Almost, almost. Dont worry, I got a little hot from shouting and my hand is cramping. This mouse is not good.
Alright, this round is over.
Youre a disabled person, but your will isn T. Youre messing with me, arent you? You want to play with me, disabled but determined, right? If it wasnt for my mouse, I wouldve slapped you!
Go! Lets go! Lets go!N
Alright, one, two, three, lets go!
AI! Dont drop it! Dont drop it! Motherf * cker!
(Silent.)
The mousepad is a little narrow. Ill move it later. Ill move the keyboard away and move the mouse over here.
Dont worry, I can prove myself by moving my position.
Go! Lets go! Lets go!N
The bullet comments were laughing like crazy.
Hahaha, the host is playing a voice-controlled game. You cant go up even if you shout, okay?
This was how Weapon masters counterattack storm was trained back then.
The damage output is all by shouting?
Another one has gone crazy, hahahahahaha!
A certain step-by-step streamer.
Okay, weve come to a more critical point. According to our many years of experience in single-player games, whats the most powerful way to win this kind of game? Thats right, its the S/L method!
Theres no single-player game that cant be completed by using the S/L strategy. You Must Remember This.
Thats right, Im planning to use the S/L strategy now. Hey, dont say Im a coward, this is a kind of game wisdom, okay? Sigh, those who hit the hammer with their heads lowered are boorish. Do I look like a boorish man? It doesnt look like it at all.
Sigh, Im an intelligent streamer, so lets save the file first.
Wait a minute, Ill look for the Save button.
Dont worry, wait a moment.
Eh? Wheres the Save button in this game?
How do you save in this game?
What about the Save file? Does any of you know?
Auto-save?
I cant save?
Cant save?
A certain commanding streamer.
Cripple, trust me. Ill count to three, and well jump together. Then, you grab the bucket above. Dont worry, dont worry, wait for me.
You hold on to it. Lets not jump too high. Trust me, give me your hand.
Get ready. Three, two, one, jump!
Eh? Are you F * cking you
Im sorry, Im sorry. I thought you fell. I shouldnt have scolded you. Im sorry, lets continue.
Slowly, slowly, dont step on that bottle, be careful! Dont slip!
Okay, okay, stand firm first. Im okay, stand firm first. Stand still!
Stand still and Ill let go.
Dont worry, listen to my command. Lets go up here first. Yes, yes, hook. The next one is a little difficult. Listen to me, hook it first
The bullet comments were already ridiculing him.
Hahahaha, why are you still communicating with him? as expected of a commander, you can even command a game character?
You speak as if hell listen to you, 23333
Another ones gone crazy, carry him away, carry him away.
I feel like there arent enough beds in the mental hospital!
And a certain live streamer who thinks about humans.
What is life for?
Why am I in this place?
Why do I play this game?
What am I thinking?
Where did my life, my three hours go?
Do you guys think theres some sort of philosophical principle behind this game?
Dear viewers and friends, I suddenly have a strong urge to think about life. Ill end the livestream first!
Soon, the number of downloads and comments for excavating for Ascension on Thunderbolt gaming platform skyrocketed.
As for the games rating, it was basically a C-type, all concentrated on one-star and five-star. However, the puzzling thing was that the five-star rating was obviously more than the one-star rating, pulling the games average to 6.1.
The 1-star ratings were nothing to scoff at, as they were all curses from angry players. However, the 5-star ratings were very interesting to read.
This is Chen Mos work of conscience, a work of sincerity. The game supports multiple modes such as body sense and voice control. Its realistic and complex, with dozens of hosts recommending it. Its not to be missed!
This game is super fun, super simple, and Im super happy! Its very easy to clear the game, and well come to a very special place after clearing it. Come on, come on, come and play!
This game isnt suitable to be played with a utilitarian mentality. Nowadays, many people play games just to clear the game and have lost a lot of philosophical thinking. Perhaps this game can help us find the fun of playing games and even the ultimate meaning of life.
This game is very suitable for players who want to challenge jumping on roofs and walls. The smoothness and excitement of jumping up and down after getting the hang of it is simply great!
Its very interesting. It keeps returning to the starting point due to some small mistakes, reminding people not to forget their original intentions. It contains a profound philosophy of movement and stillness.
This game doesnt have any in-game content, so its easy to operate. Open mode, scene change does not need to be loaded; The requirements for the computers configuration were low, and the laptop could be played easily. The content of the story was deeply touching and full of positive energy. The best of the year award is in the bag. What are you guys waiting for? hurry up and download the game to experience it.
Its fun. Ive changed three sets of keyboards and mice. Im going to light incense for them. Today is their seventh day.
Many players left comments on Chen Mos Weibo, asking him why he made such a stupid game to take revenge on society.
Soon, Chen Mo posted on Weibo,In fact,excavating for Ascension has a very rich game content. Have you ever thought that these mountains represent the dangers in our lives, while the people in the can represent you and me who are bound by reality? The characters in the game were prepared to face all kinds of destinies. They could advance many steps smoothly, but they could also lose everything in a freak combination of factors. This game has so many philosophical considerations, it should give the players some inspiration Forget it, I cant continue to make up stories.