Chapter 64
Chapter 64
Duan Han was dumbfounded.
It’s hard to talk about love once, Jiang Miao is still a little embarrassed, after all, he has always insisted that he is holding a steel straight man set,? The mighty can’t be subdued,? In the end, he fell off the horse and confessed innocently. A little blush.
As a result, after blushing for a long time, Duan Han didn't respond when he raised his head.
Already completely stupid.
Usually such a clever person,? Why can't he turn the corner for most of the day? It's so embarrassing to leave him alone with such a few sour love words. Anyway, I have to give a response!
Jiang Miao was dissatisfied, he couldn't help pinching Duan Han, and heard a short cry as he wished.
Also with a bit of confusion and grievance.
"Why didn't you talk for a long time?" Jiang Miao waved his hand in front of him again, "I didn't understand or what? I have to put the ugly words first, I have always been a heterosexual, since you have bent me,? No matter what happens, you have to be responsible. Even if you want to break up in the future,? It should be because I think it’s inappropriate, so I’ll bring it up, you know?”
"I, I," Duan Han's slender eyes opened into copper bells, and he was unable to speak, "You, you? Are you a man?"
How can this be? !
Miaomiao, how could he be a man? Everyone who saw his photos and secretly recorded videos told him that this little girl could no longer be a girl.
His voice is soft, his eyes are beautiful, and his hair is soft.He is tall, and although he doesn't look very developed, how could he be mistaken for a boy?
How can there be such a beautiful, feminine man...
Maybe one person will admit his mistake, but if ten or a hundred people say the same thing, he has to believe it.
The doctor suggested that he ask Jiang Miao if she was a transvestite, but only Duan Han knew that Jiang Miao had been disguising her gender for the sake of her illness.
And I have always regarded him as a man, and I don’t know how Miaomiao concealed the girl’s period... Speaking of it, it’s no wonder that Miaomiao has been lying on the bed for a few days, as if she was not very comfortable. On weekends, they didn't cook, so they ordered takeaway.
Duan Han saw a big and beautiful ice cream in the takeaway shop, and wanted to buy one for him, but Jiang Miao refused.
Perhaps at that time, Jiang Miao was in her aunt period.And he, a big man, not only doesn't know and doesn't care, but also puts Jiang Miao in a dilemma, maybe even those nursing supplies for the aunt's period have to be secretly hidden and used, and then secretly thrown away.
When Duan Han thought of this, he felt pain.
Jiang Miao saw the changes on his face. Although he couldn't read his mind, he probably guessed something from his expression.
He was very speechless, thinking that instead of wasting words, it would be better to show him directly, "Shall I take it off for you to see? I really don't have breasts. Look, my Adam's apple is still here—"
"No no no!"
Before Jiang Miao finished speaking, Duan Han immediately turned his head away and blocked his eyes with his palm.
Although he is not a gentleman, he is not a beast either, so he must take advantage of the little girl at this time.
Duan Han gritted his teeth, and still closed his eyes tightly, "I can't tell the difference now, Miaomiao, don't fool me, I know how sick I am, you don't have to lie to me so well, I've, I've-"
He wanted to say that he was ready to heal for life, but before he could say it, Jiang Miao suddenly pulled his hand and pressed it to a hidden place expressionlessly.
Duan Han: "..."
Duan Han: "..."
Duan Han's expression cracked.
"You know now?" Jiang Miao coughed, feeling something was wrong, and quickly took his hand away, "It's not that you misunderstood, but that I was a man in the first place."
Duan Han opened his mouth, but couldn't say anything.
Facts speak louder than words, and the old saying really makes sense.
Unless there is still a phantom touch in this world, Jiang Miao's gender is already a firm fact for him.
Duan Han was silent for a while, his face still blank.
He looked at his hands, a little embarrassed, and hid the palm of the criminal in his pocket.
Jiang Miao pretended to be calm, "Is there any doubt?"
It's nothing.
Isn't it just touching the crotch?They are all lovers, and it will be a matter of time before they touch each other.
Nothing really.
Didn't Duan Han touch him last time?
Touching and touching, the two evened out.
Duan Han was silent for a moment, then nodded slowly.
He calmed down.
It turned out that Jiang Miao was really not a woman, and his eyes were fine.
It turned out that it was the doctors, nurses, assistants, and Jiang Miao's aunt who had the problem.
His thoughts raced like a horse for a long time, when he suddenly thought of something, his expression suddenly changed, "Okay!"
Jiang Miao: "?"
"...I thought it was my problem, so I went to the hospital and prescribed medicine." Duan Han's mind went blank, "The doctor prescribed six bottles of medicine, and asked me to take two to three pills after each meal."
Jiang Miao was also stunned.
The two stared at each other. After a long while, Jiang Miao violently jumped up and pushed Duan Han onto the sofa.
"?"
Duan Han didn't have time to react, Jiang Miao had already clasped his chin, stretched his index finger straight in, and broke down while digging, shouting: "What kind of medicine are you stupid! Spit it out!!!"
Duan Han: "No, wait, vomit—"
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After 10 minutes of tossing around, Ji Feigou jumped.
Duan Han went to the bathroom to rinse his mouth, his face was full of color, Jiang Miao leaned weakly on the sofa, the two looked at each other, speechless.
I've been taking the medicine since yesterday, so digging out the bile probably won't help.
Master Jiang Miao lay there, thinking about life.
Duan Han felt that he was stupid, so he sat quietly beside him, and asked in a low voice, "Did you take this medicine for nothing?"
"Yeah, eat for nothing, and become an idiot after eating."
Jiang Miao wiped her face, got up helplessly and kissed the corner of his lips to comfort him, and then said: "Look at you, this is the consequence of not talking about something. You think about it yourself, come up with a The irrelevant answer, and ran to the hospital by himself... The result is that the suffering was in vain, right? If you asked me from the beginning, I would tell you the answer, can we still do this? Fortunately, it was discovered early, waiting for you After one course of treatment and two courses of treatment, my boyfriend will really be a fool."
Duan Han was also very depressed. After a while, he muttered: "I didn't ask, but you never told me."
Jiang Miao froze for a moment and was speechless.
Indeed, in this regard, his own principles are consistent, but the vest is still layered like a Russian nesting doll.After finally taking one piece apart, I was desperate to find that it was still tightly covered inside.
If he is honest enough, why does Duan Han hide behind him and think wildly?
"It's my fault."
Jiang Miao reflected for a while, and finally told the truth.
"...That's the way it is. I don't want to be the heroine, and I know you are the hero, so I want to avoid you." He sighed, not knowing if this is the fate in the legend, "But how to avoid the capital? I can't avoid it, we met in the restaurant after the Public Security Bureau came out, and we finally got to get rid of you, but I found that only you in this world can see through my identity."
He was helpless, and he had just passed through a period of confusion. He had a very rebellious mentality, so he made such an absurd decision.
Somehow, the two of them made a big circle and returned to the original point.
"..."
Duan Han was overwhelmed by the psychedelic plot of this novel, paused for a long time, still a little unbelievable, "You are the heroine? I am the hero? I still want to treat you, to you—"
This word is too shameful, he held it back for a long time before continuing in a low voice and unbelievable: "Forcing and usurping, marrying first and then loving?"
Jiang Miao: "Yes."
"..."
Duan Han was stunned again.
Now he fully understands what Jiang Miao said just now, the medicine really shouldn't be taken indiscriminately, it will make the brain stupid.
Now he has deeply felt that his IQ seems to have dropped by three full points.
After such a long time, Jiang Miao actually can't remember the details of the original text clearly. He just vaguely remembered that the heroine had a crush on the hero for a long time. At first, the hero had no real feelings for her. However, Jiang Miao is just a commercial victim who was forced to marry.
However, Duan Han didn't know that Jiang Miao fell in love with him at first sight at a certain ball, and has been secretly liking him all along.
After the two of them experienced jealousy, separation, divorce, and suspected male second involvement, etc., in the end, the male protagonist successfully recovered his wife, and the whole novel ended happily.
After Jiang Miao, the traveler, came, he fled Jiang's house resolutely, and later moved into Duan Han's house as his nanny. What does the plot of the novel have to do with the world?
It's like two words.
He recounted the general plot and Duan Han in the original book, and read it as a joke, picking on the author's logic flaws and this stupid plot while talking, "Are you saying it's funny, obviously I have a crush on you and have been unsuccessful..."
Duan Han looked at him silently, his eyes seemed to have something to say.
"In the end you chased your wife to the crematorium, but the plot is completely different!"
As Jiang Miao was talking, she suddenly felt that the plot was very familiar.
etc--
Love at first sight, contractual marriage, the heroine's impulsive confession, the heroine's cold treatment, separation, jealousy, chasing his wife in the crematorium...
Jiang Miao stroked it again, and suddenly found Hua Dian.
No, the author is great!
How does this feel like a sex-transition plot of the two of them falling in love!
Although the two of them didn't really get married, they also signed a cohabitation contract of employment; Duan Han confessed to him impulsively, and he did choose to deal with it coldly after calm thinking.Afterwards, the separation, jealousy, crematorium, and that night in the bar seemed to fit into it...
Jiang Miao was dumbfounded.
...Days, emotions ran around and still failed to escape the control of the plot matchmaker.
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