After wearing the book, I took the heroine script

Chapter 33 [Forbidden Stealing]

"Didn't you meet my aunt? She, she likes you very much."

As soon as the words fell, Duan Han's hand paused slightly.

The smoke from the noodle soup floated up into the air, and when it touched the cold air, even the slightest bit of charm dissipated.

crunch.

The silence made Jiang Miao's voice of eating potato chips even clearer.

He suddenly realized that something was wrong. When he raised his head, the two eyes happened to meet in the air.

There was a strange atmosphere.

Jiang Miao was stunned for a moment, then suddenly came to her senses, and explained with a smile, "Do you think she is very old? No, although I call her Auntie, she was born much later than my mother, and she is only [-] this year. She is very young." of."

As he spoke, the smile on his face quietly disappeared.

Duan Han still looked at him with that expression.

I can't tell what it means. It doesn't seem like there is any joy, anger, sorrow or joy,? But it makes people's hearts tug.

"you……"

He put down all the spoons, bowls and chopsticks, and said in a very soft voice, "The question you asked me just now was actually to help her ask my ideal type?"

Jiang Miao looked up blankly, "Huh?"

Duan Han looked at him silently.

The two faced each other and their gazes collided, and the atmosphere was treacherous. After a while, his alarm clock had a flash of light, and he realized it later, "You, you think I'm introducing you to my aunt?"

Duan Han didn't speak, but his expression said it all.

In fact, you can’t blame him for thinking about it,? If you change a man and a woman, the woman first asks what you like about me, and then says that I have a friend/relative who likes you, that is a man who has to think about it.This is no longer a good person card, it is simply an advanced version that is necessary for a goddess, at least as a spare tire, it can also include distribution and after-sales.

Oh no, at Jiang Miao's place, it seems that he didn't even get the spare tire qualification certificate.

Thinking of this, he suddenly lost his appetite.

"Why don't you talk, I said that didn't mean it." Jiang Miao was startled, "Think about it, you are a comrade who doesn't like women, how could I introduce my aunt to you? Push it in a fire pit?"

Duan Han: "..."

In fact, this is on the one hand, on the other hand, he has been thinking about the question of what he likes all this afternoon, and now he just seizes the opportunity to find out the answer. The matter about my aunt is just a casual, incidental matter.

I don't know how strong this person's ability to associate is.

"I originally wanted to tell her today, to tell her not to fall in love with you." Jiang Miao said again, "but if you want to reject her, don't you have to find a better reason, and I can't do it casually." To shake off your sexuality, you can only let her calm down for a few days, if it happens on a whim..."

"Who said that?" Duan Han suddenly interrupted him, "Who said I don't like women?"

"Then I'm not a man, you—"

Jiang Miao was taken aback as she spoke. The words that hadn't been said just now swirled in her throat, kneaded together, and finally compressed into a single syllable, "...huh?"

Duan Han's throat was slightly dry, he took a sip of water, and looked at him calmly, "Don't you know there are bisexuals?"

Of course Jiang Miao knew.

But, but doesn't Duan Han like him?How could you like women again?

No, he didn't seem to say that he was gay, he just said that he liked him when he confessed to him a few times.

But it's true that not admitting your sexual orientation is just homosexuality.

Jiang Miao opened her mouth, not knowing what to say for a while.

What is this.

On the one hand, he kept saying that I like you, can I be your boyfriend; on the other hand, he said that he is bisexual, so the meaning of this sentence is to say...

Duan Han raised his eyebrows, just in time to ask what he was thinking, "So, do you want to introduce her to me?"

Jiang Miao: "..."

"You've rejected me several times anyway?" he said, "I'm single now, and so is she, if you don't mind..."

"What about your size." Jiang Miao interrupted him, and looked at him with a strange look, "It's time to go to bed soon, are you still awake from this dream?"

Duan Han: "...you don't agree?"

Anyway, it has come to this point, it doesn't matter how thick-skinned it is, he simply said, "I am an orphan, and she is a widow, both of them are single, and she is also interested in me, even if you want to stop it, can you stop it?" ?”

His heart broke, and he asked directly, "Or are you jealous and don't want me to fall in love with someone else?"

Jiang Miao was dumbfounded.

This fucking is getting more and more outrageous?Why are you getting jealous?

Is he the type to be jealous?

Why is the surnamed Duan so drifting? If he eats two more peanuts, he won't be so drunk.

"If you are not bisexual, I will definitely introduce you to my aunt."

The family backgrounds of the two are matched, and if they can really match up as a couple, they can also achieve the purpose of two commercial marriages.

"But," Jiang Miao changed the subject, "It's not that I'm narcissistic. It's not been a few days since you confessed to me last time... You walked out of the shadow of broken love so quickly?"

He shook his head, "I don't believe it."

As soon as the words were finished, Duan Han suddenly had a strange feeling. Originally, he just wanted to tease Jiang Miao and see his frightened expression, but the short sentence of disbelief just now made him feel a little disbelief. Ordinary flavors come.

But if it's specific, he doesn't know.

"Why don't you believe it?" Duan Han shook his head like him, with a smile on his lips, "Or do you think your charm is so great that I can't extricate myself, and I can't even stop the loss in time to start a new relationship?"

Jiang Miao: "???"

what!

Why do you have to speak so beautifully!What is unable to extricate himself, what is the timely stop loss, made him seem really narcissistic!

But the reason for him to say he doesn't believe it can be that he suspects that he is cheating on the marriage by being bisexual, or that he is looking for a backup, or even that he does not have a long relationship.

Anyway, they are all necessary characteristics of scumbags, so I can pick out two things that can be solved, but...

But he couldn't speak.

It's like, it seems that a classmate passed the double hundred exam, and there was a villain in his heart who urged him to report to the teacher that he cheated, but there was another villain who kept poking his heart quietly, telling him that he had clearly seen his deskmate staying up late to review look like.

It's true that you don't want the two of them to be together, but it's also true that you can't splash dirty water casually.

Thinking about it in another way, if the person he likes tells him, he will probably feel a sense of frustration in his heart like 'so he thinks of me like this'.

Jiang Miao hesitated again and again, stuck the word "I" several times, like an old-fashioned radio, and could not say a follow-up.

Duan Han looked at him for a long time, then suddenly said: "I lied to you."

Jiang Miao: "?"

"I said, I'm bisexual, I lied to you."

He paused, and suddenly a smile appeared in his eyes looking at Jiang Miao, "From the beginning to the end, I like you alone."

"...Why, why did you say this all of a sudden?"

Jiang Miao was confessed again abruptly, and the surrounding lights were so hot that his face turned red.

But it's too fucking hot!

"Why do you always say you like it?" He rubbed his face roughly, his voice was a bit blurred, "Like is so cheap, just open your mouth..."

The last few words seemed to be in the mouth, vague.

"Well, I got it." Duan Han was not angry, "I will try to talk less, and wait until you want to hear it."

"You fucking... I didn't let you do that."

I told you not to say a word! !

Jiang Miao was angry for a long time, and suddenly felt something was wrong from the conversation just now.

No, why is Duan so easy to talk to?

Although he was quite gentle before, but just now he talked about this, why hasn't he changed his face?

Didn't you mention my aunt just now and you were so angry that you couldn't choose what to say, why are you so calm now?

The more Jiang Miao thought about it, the weirder she became, and she couldn't help but probe, "Why are you so weird. I said that your liking is too cheap, so you're not angry?"

"There's nothing to be angry about." Duan Han really had a good temper and didn't care about it at all. "It's very cheap, and it's only cheap to you. In a sense, it's not wrong."

Moreover, he had a good hunch that Jiang Miao...seemed to be falling in love with him.

"But I don't like you." Jiang Miao was ignorant, "I don't feel anything about you, no matter whether it's a heartbeat or a physical reaction. I'm just a purebred straight man, you know? I like that kind of The pure-looking little sister..."

"Not always."

Jiang Miao choked, "There's nothing certain about it. If you say you don't feel it, you don't feel it..."

"It might happen in the future, whether it's your psychological or physical reaction."

There was a hint of a smile on the corner of his mouth, and he suddenly changed the subject, "I'm hungry, if I don't eat noodles, it will be cold."

"You can eat as much as you want, why are you reporting to me..."

The more Jiang Miao talked, the more upset she became. Why did Duan Hanxia say some provocative things, about his body and his mind, and go eat noodles after talking?Wouldn't he be embarrassed?

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, he slapped his hand on the table, and made use of it, "Bah! I'll sit here and talk with you to relieve boredom, don't you think I talk too much? Okay, okay, I Go now and go eat alone!"

As he said that, he grabbed the half-eaten bag of potato chips on the table with a clatter, and went out angrily.

Duan Han smiled, and waited until he heard the door on the opposite side close with a bang, and then slowly sent a voice, "You still have a big bag of snacks left behind."

Jiang Miao quickly replied with a question mark.

Duan Han took a photo of a shopping bag, which was full of potato chips, biscuits and loose chocolates, and two plates of yogurt hidden inside could be clearly photographed from a distance of several meters.

Jiang Miao: "..."

The world is full of food, and you can't live with food.

I'll go--

His fingers paused in the message box for two seconds. Looking at these four words, he always felt that something was wrong everywhere, so he simply deleted them all, and typed a new sentence, "Open the door, wait for me to come in person."

The momentum cannot be lost.

Duan Han quickly replied with one word, "Zha."

Now Jiang Miao finally put down the phone with satisfaction.

Victory.

·

The next day, before Jiang Miao woke up, my aunt called in a hurry and said a lot of nonsense. The main purpose was to let Jiang Miao pack up and get ready to pick up the guests, and she was going to move here.

These words almost scared Jiang Miao into a sit-up and died on the spot.

Are you kidding, how can he live with his aunt as a big man, wouldn't the aunt's period be revealed? ?

It's too scary for a woman to look up, right?If you don't inquire about the man's family background and character, you are going to move in door to door? ?

Jiang Miao was so frightened that she didn't even open her eyes, so she hurriedly tried to persuade her, "Don't do it, I moved out of the house just to make peace, so please let me go."

Chen Longyu said angrily, "What nonsense are you talking about? I can still wash, cook, and clean for you when I move there. I can go shopping with you when I have nothing to do. I can talk to you to relieve boredom when I'm bored. How nice it is."

Jiang Miao said quietly: "... Auntie, I have a dishwasher, a sweeping and mopping robot, a washing machine and a dryer at home. I can shop online, and we can chat online when we are bored."

"..." Chen Longyu was unhappy, "You child, why are you so ignorant. That may be your future uncle, do you know? You can connect us more, if it happens, I can get married directly this year, and in the future You can stay in the country to accompany your mother, so when your mother is happy, I will talk with you every day, won't you stop urging you to find a partner?"

Jiang Miao: "..."

This is the reason, but the former fiancé became uncle, even though he saved two words, it is too twisted, right?

Moreover, and Duan Han also said, now he likes him alone.

Of course, you can't tell my aunt about this, because if you say it, you can kill him.

Jiang Miao cleared her throat, and said solemnly, "That's no good, this man is not worth it, he is not worthy of you, I will help you find someone later..."

"You are looking for a fart, you are still single now!"

Jiang Miao: "..."

Aunt, do you know that we don't hit people in the face?

Chen Longyu became a nympho enthusiastically, "It's not worth it, let me tell you, I saw him in the mall last time, he has at least six-pack abs, and his hands are beautiful, very slender, just like the man in the novel Like a master. I almost couldn't help touching it. Look at those breasts, legs, buttocks..."

Jiang Miao: "???"

Can you pay attention to your gender?

"Oh, let's not talk about it, and I'm going to drool." Chen Longyu wiped his mouth and returned to the topic, "I'll go to you today, so hurry up and ask me if he likes to exercise or swim. If you like it, I will go on a date today!"

Jiang Miao: "..."

This is impossible, this is really impossible.

"Just give up."

Jiang Miao had a headache for a while, and she just talked nonsense, "He doesn't like women, he only likes men. Last time I saw him kissing a man in the underground parking lot of the mall. If you are not gay, they are gay, so don't meddle in it."

Chen Longyu: "?"

The author has something to say: I have a friend = me.

It is strongly recommended that you two go to practice, so that my aunt can give up completely.

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