Chapter 31 [Forbidden Stealing]
Chapter 31 [Forbidden Stealing]
Wearing an apron, Jiang Miao cleaned up the table, put the leftover crabs and side dishes in the refrigerator for storage, washed a rag and began to wipe the table.Halfway through packing, my aunt came in angrily from the outside, sat down on the sofa, took the water glass on the coffee table and drank it in one gulp, and finally slammed it on the table with a bang.
The whole face is filled with the emotion of 'I'm so angry, please come and coax me'.
Jiang Miao looked funny, rinsed the rag briefly, then sat down on the sofa slowly, wiped his hands and asked, "What's the matter, who came just now? Getting so angry?"
"I don't know,? I don't know either." When this aunt was mentioned, she became angry, "It's a man in his twenties, tall and wearing a suit,? I thought he was selling insurance or sales promotion. Yes,? It turns out that he looks handsome but looks like a fool, so he just called me aunt??"
Due to the different cultures of different places, in their dialect, xiaoyi also means auntie.
Jiang Miao: "..."
This fool could not be the one he knew.
Here, my aunt is still rambling, "Miaomiao, do you think I look so old? As for asking him to call me aunt when he sees me? Is there no wrinkles on my face? Or is it because I just wiped off my lipstick and my lips The light color is particularly old?"
"No, how old is it?" Jiang Miao took a look, and waved his hand, "It's very young, there are no blemishes on the face, and the skin is very moist."
"Because I wear foundation and concealer."
"..." Jiang Miao couldn't help taking a closer look, pretending to be calm, "Then the eyes are quite big, oh, they're darker than my eyeballs. The shape of the eyes is also pretty. Look at the eyelids, they look like Shaped like a peach blossom."
"I wear natural black color contact lenses, and the peach blossom eyes are the eye shape I specially adjusted with double eyelid stickers." The aunt said quietly, "By the way, I have single eyelids."
Jiang Miao: "..."
The aunt and nephew stared wide-eyed and small-eyed for a long time, knowing that she was sure that her niece couldn't say anything good about natural beauty, so they fell into autism and ran around holding a small mirror. opened.
Jiang Miao was having a headache. Taking advantage of the fact that he was alone in the living room, she quickly sent a message to Duan Han, "Did you knock on my door just now?"
Duan Han got a quick reply, but he didn't answer directly or deny it, "Are you at home?"
"Well, have you seen my aunt?"
"Yeah." Duan Han was also quite depressed, and sent two messages specially, "I thought you were alone at home, but when I opened the door and saw her, I was shocked."
"But after I greeted her, she didn't seem very happy..."
You should ask, what young woman would be happy to be called auntie?
Jiang Miao sighed, thinking that this little idiot has caused me a lot of trouble, do you know how difficult women are to coax.
Maybe it was because he hesitated for too long, Duan Han followed up and sent several text messages, "Did I say something wrong? I still have some gift boxes at home. How about I go tell her now?" sorry?"
"I checked that there is Dong-E-E-Jiao at home. Is this okay? There are also some 87-year-old red wine and champagne."
Jiang Miao glanced down, and when he saw Dong'e Ejiao, his soul almost went out of his body. When replying, his two fingers seemed to be at infinite speed, and phantoms appeared when typing——
"No, no, no! Don't be impulsive!"
He hurriedly uttered a sentence, fearing that the next second the fool rushes over with the gift box and knocks on the door. Don't you know that the woman's age is a mystery?I just called my aunt and gave someone Dong-E-E-Jiao as a gift, because I was afraid that I didn't show my dislike for being old? ?
You don't need to send anything, she just stays in the afternoon and leaves——
Before he could finish typing, the door behind him opened with a creak, and my aunt came out in a neatly dressed and majestic manner, with a very tender water red beheaded man painted on her mouth.
With one waist crossed, she first performed a live show on the carpet, then walked to the coffee table and paused, her chin lowered a little, and her eyes fell on Jiang Miao, "Miaomiao, can you buy some snacks?"
Speaking of buying snacks, she is wearing a vest on the upper body, a translucent chiffon sunscreen shirt on the outside, a pair of low-waisted wide-leg pants underneath, and a pair of Prada high heels on her feet. It will take you to Chunxi Road in minutes How can the appearance of being photographed on the street look like going to the mall to buy snacks?
Women's desire to win is too scary, right? ?
Jiang Miao looked at the pair of high heels that were comparable to electric drills, and couldn't help but choked. After a while, she nodded, "Okay...Okay, let's go buy some snacks."
Duan Han didn't wait for his reply, and sent several more messages. The phone rang non-stop, and even my aunt couldn't help but look sideways.
Jiang Miao quickly turned on the mute button, didn't read the message, and quickly threw the phone back into her pocket, not forgetting to explain, "The milk tea WeChat group I added before is doing some discount activities all day long, haha."
When it comes to milk tea, my aunt can't help but want to drink it too.
It happened that there was also a large shopping mall nearby, so the two simply drove to the supermarket to buy things together, and went to IKEA to shop for furniture and the like.
The two came out of the parking lot and stood at the gate of the shopping mall before they moved. The evening wind blew their hair. One had short black hair and was heroic, while the other had curly long brown hair that was charming and romantic. They caught the attention of many passers-by in an instant.
"Oh, what a breath of fresh air."
My aunt's heart, which was broken by the 'scumbag man', finally came back to life. She took a deep breath and said intoxicatedly, "Did you smell it?"
"?"
My aunt said reservedly, "It's the flavor of lemon coconut fruit and probiotics."
"...buy. Double the nata de coco."
"My niece is so caring!" My aunt couldn't help rubbing Jiang Miao's head as she spoke, and she held his arm like a best friend, "The only thing in the world you can't live up to is milk tea and good friends."
As I was talking, I couldn't help cursing again, "Man, I have been with Xie Kang for so many years, and I asked him to buy a cup of milk tea without knowing what my mother drank, and he took the receipt back for reimbursement, my mother's face It's all lost in the Pacific Ocean!"
"..."
Jiang Miao was ashamed.
In fact, he is also a dog man who can't remember the taste of milk tea.
But perhaps the biggest difference between him and Xie Kang is that a cup of milk tea that costs more than ten yuan is still affordable.
As the two walked forward, the aunt chattered again, "Having a dog can still make me laugh. I don't know how blind I was before. I still want this kind of bitch."
No, you don't have to scold yourself so hard.
No need.
"I heard that this idiot is finally willing to buy another sapphire ring to propose to his goddess. Unfortunately, people despise him as a phoenix man, so they don't like him ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
"Bai Fumei is only a little worse than me, and the standard of mate selection is higher than that of your Zheng family, but I don't like those millions of rings. I heard that on the day of the proposal, that idiot even asked someone to record the whole vlog , all relatives and friends were invited... I was so embarrassed by Bai Fumei that I threw the ring on the lawn on the spot, and the scumbag was lying on the ground looking for it for a long time, and my heart ached for him hahahahahahahahaha!!"
Thinking of the ending of the scumbag, she immediately let out a goose cry, which attracted a strange look.
Jiang Miao listened absent-mindedly, murmured a few words, and silently corrected her mistakes in her heart: it's not Zheng's family, it's Duan's family.
The two chatted cross-server for more than ten minutes. After finishing milk tea, they were about to take the elevator up to pick up snacks. Not far away, a tall boy suddenly rushed up and smiled at Jiang Miao, "Miss sister Hello, can you spread your hands palm up, please? I want to give you something."
Before he finished speaking, several big men behind him also followed, either carrying a mobile phone or a camera, and even exaggerating to the point that there was an assistant manually holding up the lighting...
Looks like bloggers who professionally play DouLe app.
Jiang Miao: "?"
He subconsciously glanced at his aunt, but she looked at him in surprise again...
ok, got it.
Your friend, the heartthrob Miss Jiang, is online.
"I'm sorry." Jiang Miao skillfully took out a pair of sunglasses from her bag and put them on, then stuffed a mask into her aunt's hand, her tone was very alienated, "We have something to do."
Generally, when it comes to this point, it means an obvious refusal. Anyone who wants to show some face will say "excuse me", and then leave the scene with autism.
However, this Dou Le brother seemed to have not heard it at all, and turned out a fake rose from behind, and gave him a wink affectionately, "Miss sister, you are here, and I am in your heart."
Jiang Miao: "..."
There was no fluctuation in my heart, and I even wanted to vomit——
If it was a handsome man like Duan Han, if he was a little greasy, the public's tolerance and bottom line would decrease accordingly.But the blogger in front of him has a thick layer of foundation on his face, which can't cover up a few overly prominent acne marks under his skin, and when he smiles, his nose and smile lines start to get powdered like crazy. The little assistant raised the light and was working hard...
No, I can already feel the leftover crabs in my stomach overwhelmed.
At this time, my aunt also noticed it.
After all, she has not been in the country all year round, and she doesn't know much about the current trend of short videos. At first, she thought that the hosts of TV stations or web dramas had discovered these two amateurs with outstanding looks. When the man in front of her said a few words After that, she reacted and put on the mask quickly.
"I'm sorry we don't want to participate in your filming." She is not short, and she is stepping on a few centimeters of high heels, standing there is quite imposing, "Can you turn off your camera? It is already Seriously violated our portrait rights."
The little brother smiled when he heard the words, "What kind of portrait right is this... so many amateurs are photographed on TikTok, are they going to be sued? Also, is it an infringement if the camera sweeps into the auditorium during a concert? Then you go and sue them first."
"...don't talk about it with me, okay?"
The little aunt frowned slightly, and she loosened Jiang Miao's hand, but before she could walk up, a slender and powerful hand suddenly stretched out from the side, and the master stepped forward, naturally blocking them behind.
Duan Han was very tall, and when he stood there, he completely blocked the two people behind him.He was wearing a white shirt and black trousers. The shirt was tucked into the waist of the trousers, making the waistline more prominent.
"If you have doubts, talk to my lawyer."
He handed out a business card neatly, and said in a deep voice, "It's just that if your photographer has recorded any images of these two, I hope you delete them immediately, otherwise I can only pursue your legal responsibilities now .”
If another person said this, the blogger brother would only think that they were joking.But as soon as Duan Han was changed, just standing there unintentionally exerted a layer of coercion...
He felt a bit apprehensive, although he knew that there were indeed those who pretended to be pigs and eat tigers, but he still couldn't help but took the business card and looked down at the name on it——
With a flick of his fingers, the business card fluttered to the ground.
The boss of Xingnan Company? ?
What a joke! !
How many boys don't play games now, don't they play gunfights or moba games?At present, there is no talk of gunfights in the market, but moba Xingnan is the only one.A while ago, it released a moba game themed by an author with tens of millions of copyrights and a net worth of hundreds of millions. It also set off a wave of waves, and it went straight to the top of the pre-order list, and it was beyond the reach of other games for several months. Degree.
...So, the boss in front of him turned out to be the boss of Xingnan Company? ? ?
seriously? ?
The little blogger had completely forgotten that his team had photographed two peerless beauties today. He rubbed his hands together, still in disbelief, "Is your business card real? You really are that-that-that..."
Jiang Miao instantly realized what he was going to say. When he thought that his aunt was still by his side, his scalp tingled and he blurted out, "Yes, he is!"
The little brother looked at the girl in sunglasses behind him, then at Duan Han, and couldn't help but rubbed his hands together, "Well...you can delete the video if you delete it, aren't you the boss, can you...give me Wang Zhaojun's Limited skins? Last event, I happened to spend Valentine's Day with my girlfriend, and I really didn't have any money in my pocket..."
Jiang Miao: "?"
The author has something to say: Jiang Miao: You are thinking about peach.
A while ago, my friend went on a trip, and I have no motivation without anyone to accompany the codeword (give the millet porridge a good pot)
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