novelraw Chapter 31 Husband and wife, you touch me, you provoke my brother, you don't want to...
Chapter 31 Husband and wife, you touch me, you provoke my brother, you don't want to...
【I have passed away in place, I can't believe what I saw with my eyes! 】
[OMG how could this happen!Why did it become this sub! 】
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, why does it feel like you can give birth? Is the Sex. Education Bureau coming out? Let me call @性.教育局安全教育局】
[What the hell is Zhu Huimu becoming like this, is a certain idiot surnamed Chen responsible for it?] ! 】
【Yes! 】
……
Not to mention that netizens felt that Chen Suqi should take full responsibility, even Chen Suqi felt that it was all his fault.
When he didn't get his special attention and sent such a post, he was still looking over and over again at the WeChat message that Liang Liang sent him 10 minutes ago.
I want to be an honest person: [Mr. Chen, there is actually a song!I’ve locked on Brother Mu’s side [vigilance] But everyone in the crew should help each other, and Brother Mu is a senior, so it’s inevitable to talk about dramas... If it’s not possible, you can visit the set often [cautious]】
Chen Su got up from the word Lai, and looked at the song word seriously. He confirmed the name of the three characters from left to right, and from right to left, and finally couldn't hold back and let out a "fuck" from the bottom of his heart.
He really felt that the gods didn't want him to be nice to his wife recently, so they just played with him!Just play with him!
Also had fun.
It is also because of this, why Song Gaoge appeared in his life with Zhu Huimu, and why this person made him "remember grudges" all awakened his body's memory.
Originally, Chen Suqi really wanted to forget about it this time.
After all, his wife really made a lot of efforts in order not to be raped, and he saw it all.
As long as Zhu Huimu is happy, then it's okay for him to feel wronged.
Then?this?
Ha ha.
Before Chen Suqi sneered and put his hands on his hips, Weibo rang at this moment.
"Brother Mu... woo woo woo, stop chasing me..."
"If I let you cool down, you won't be able to get hot again."
When the tens of seconds of video caught Chen Suqi's eyes, he felt that one of the two people in the video was familiar, and the other was already familiar to him.
It stands to reason that he shouldn't be suspicious, but he stared at the phone for a long time without blinking. He was sure that the familiar figure was Liang Liang, but the person he was familiar with to the extreme... Chen Suqi confirmed it over and over again, and finally he did not give up. His eyes were almost glued to the screen, and he said to himself in fear: "Ah Hui? This is my wife?"
He thought to himself, it shouldn't be... the image of a decent gentleman for more than ten years, is it going to disappear?
Then at the end of the video, his beautiful and gentle wife who was coveted by many people coldly opened her mouth to Liang Liang.
Chen Su was so scared that he almost didn't come up.
...and inexplicably feel so exciting.
A few minutes later, he looked at his wife's blatant Aite with such a secret and contradictory psychology that he didn't want Zhuhui shepherd to scare the netizens by setting up a collapse, but also hoped that Zhuhui shepherd would be turned into Chen Su and be envied by netizens. He tweeted.
Looking at the full [Hubby, I want to give you a baby!Pig iron doll! !Raw gourd dolls! ! ! ], Chen Suqi only felt dizzy.
——It’s not that I’m afraid that Zhuhui Mu will no longer be set up, it’s because I’m happy.
Look how much his wife loves him!Look how hard that husband is shouting!Oye!Now he really wants to swim in the sea and feed a shark, otherwise it always feels unreal.
So he calmed down his excitement, raised his hand and called Zhu Huimu.
—
"Brother." I don't know if it was because I was tired after filming for a whole day, Zhu Huimu's voice was a little tired, and also a little coquettish after exhaustion.
Chen Su's ears softened, and the tips of his ears turned softly, and his voice also softened, "Tired from filming?"
"No." Zhu Huimu said: "I chased after Liang Dae, but I haven't caught up yet." After speaking, he sighed pretendingly, as if he was really regretful.
Chasing after the video for a while, giving people hope, chasing for a while and giving hope again, but still not catching people, as if it wasn't him who was teasing people.
Chen Suqi: "..."
"Mr. Chen! It's none of my business!" Suddenly, Liang Liang was frightened and wailed to clarify, "I didn't mess with Brother Mu! You've learned a lot!"
Twenty cents left in this month's salary is bad enough, if another ten cents are deducted...
"He provoked me, brother, you deduct half of his salary this month." Zhu Huimu said.
Liang Liang: "..."
The two of them seemed to be at a stalemate. Although he couldn't see it, Chen Suqi could still imagine that Zhu Huimu was staring at him calmly and threateningly, and Liang Liang didn't dare to move with a sad face.
Chen Suqi chuckled and said, "Then give him another haircut."
Liang Liang howled in pain.
"On the way back to the hotel?" Chen Suqi asked.
Still staying with Liang Liang, Zhu Huimu didn't avoid anyone when talking, it should be on the way back to the hotel.
Sure enough, Zhu Huimu said: "That's right, go back and video with brother?"
"it is good."
He didn't say much on the phone, Chen Suqi concentrated on waiting for him to go back to the hotel at home.
During the period, he had no mood to work, so he swiped Weibo with his mobile phone.
Netizens are still crazy.
【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!up!Varied!what!This world is not real [crazy hair pulling]]
Chen Suqi: Those who are obviously real can no longer be real. Those who paint the ground as a prison just cannot see the truth, heh.
[Why why why, why I feel that Zhu Huimu is even worse than Chen Suqi's character design, why did he take the initiative to have a child! ! 】
Chen Suqi: Because of love, understand?
[Look at what Chen Shagou has done to Brother Mu. Their divorce has not been resolved yet, right?I hope it's true right now, silly dog let brother Mu go, don't let him go further and further down the path of silly dog! ! 】
Chen Suqi: You know what a fart!Vicious person, you actually hope that my divorce is true, and I hope that it is true that you will be poor for the rest of your life!
[Sex. Why did the Bureau of Education not show up?Is it because no one posts Weibo because of get off work?Sigh, I really want to see Brother Mu get fined hahahahaha, I think it’s quite fun too】
Chen Suqi: ...
After being reminded, Chen Suqi also realized that he still has sex. The Education Bureau needs to pass this test, how much should he be fined this time?
...too little money, forget it.
But he remembered that when he was working hard before, the Bureau of Sexual Education would fine him directly no matter what time it was.
It's been an hour since Zhuhui Mu's raw gourd doll, and there's still no movement on this Weibo.
He thought, maybe it was really because he was off work.
Anyway, all the netizens now don't believe that their wife is "crazy", and some even wait for him to respond.
Chen Suqi's desire to show off his wife will never stop.
After thinking about it, he straightened his back and typed word by word on the screen.
Chen Suqi, who returned to the pastor's house: [@'s love letter, the big goose of the person surnamed Liang has been dealt with, we don't give birth to gourd dolls, there are too many, so suffer more, just give birth to Pokémon No. [-].
@的爱书，我妈妈@的爱书]
The words used are unremarkable, there is no expression mixed between the lines, and there seems to be no emotion added from it.
But netizens just felt the joy of having a wife and showing off! !
【Ah——@#｀+｀￥&*&——I’m crazy, Chen Suqi is not human! ! 】
Chen Su, who saw netizens successfully comprehending what he meant, was elated, and looked at the comments and thought: You say I am a stupid dog, but at the same time you say I am not human, double standards, he-tui.
【Wife!wife!your wife!your wife! ! ! 】
Chen Suqi: My wife!What's wrong?do you have?Have it?you have not!
[￥*&#-,￥*&#-%;. ::Chen Erha, don't go too far! 】
Chen Suqi: You also go to find your wife, am I in your way?Tsk, no one wants a little single dog, hum.
[Come on someone, come on someone, come on someone—come and get rid of this stupid dog—he!good!clamor!open!Ahhhhh I'm mad at me, I'm mad at me, I'm mad at me, wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Chen Suqi: Hahahaha, be angry, if you are angry, you will be angry, who can deal with me, really...
"Ding dong."
Sex. Education Bureau Safety Education Bureau: [Tomorrow!Remember!Pay - fine! @木回猫家的陈狐起]
Chen Suqi: "..."
... Are you sick?Are you sick? !I thought you were because I didn't see Ah Hui posting on Weibo after get off work, and you just focused on squatting on me in love!
Why is it me every time, not my wife, just me and me!
Is it intentional? !
Chen Suqi, who came back to the shepherd's house, said: [You are cheating for personal gain!You avenge yourself!You are not human!Your heart is only half drawn!It's still growing on the left side! 】
Even if he didn't mention his name, everyone would know who he was referring to after the "swearing".
【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha silly dog is crazy again, laughing to death, I feel balanced now, now I just feel pitiful for Chen Ergou, if you don’t have a wife, you don’t have a wife, hey, I’ll punish you, I’ll punish you~】
Chen Suqi: ...you have no heart!
[Hahahahahahaht, God's heart is only half -pulled, I know, his dialect must be learned from Chen Dong, the silly dog is forced to be more stupid, you let him go hahahahaha]
Chen Suqi: You are not stupid!You are not stupid!You are not stupid!
[If you don’t have a wife, you don’t have a wife. We just have Brother Mu’s flourishing beauty, and some people lose their IQ, so they really are gone, hhhhhhhh]
Chen Suqi: Who do you say has no IQ?My IQ is as high as 250!rude!
He was upright here, trembling his fingers and wanting to continue fighting, the phone screen was suddenly filled with a video invitation.
When Chen Su got up, his eyes were not bothered and hurt instantly, and even the old rheumatism that he might get after many years was healed in advance.
"Wife." As soon as Zhu Huimu's face appeared in the camera, Chen Suqi called out.
Zhu Huimu had just finished washing, and was lowering his head to fix the collar he didn't fix when he got out of the bathroom. Hearing this, he raised his head and said with a light smile, "What's the matter, you won't be arguing with netizens again."
"No, how could I have the same level of knowledge as them." Chen Su raised his face and let out a sigh, as if he was very generous, but he was about to be pissed off by the stupid dog who said everything on the Internet.
Zhu Huimu nodded with a smile, but picked up the tablet beside him, and brushed it calmly for a while.
"...Ah this...haha, hahahahaha." After reading the ins and outs, Zhu Huimu almost collapsed on the bed laughing.
"You're still laughing." Chen Su stared at him, getting more bored, and said angrily, "You're laughing at me again."
"I didn't...haha," Zhu Huimu rested his chin with one hand, coughed and cleared his throat, trying to hold back his laughter, and said, "Brother, I love you so much."
Chen Suqi was instantly satisfied, and responded with an "um" in a very good mood.
"Ah Hui."
"Ah."
"Sex. Education Bureau," Chen Suqi asked blankly, "Is there any fan of yours?"
It's okay not to mention this, but when this is mentioned, the smile that was suppressed just now spreads again, and Zhu Huimu laughs until his shoulders are shaking.
"Yes." He said, "Yes."
...It really did exist, Chen Su raised his face a little, and asked: "Who? Is there a big position in the bureau?"
Zhu Huimu stretched his voice "um" for a while, and said calmly: "The director of the sex education bureau."
Chen Suqi: "..."
No wonder!Just say it!
"As soon as you hear the name of this education bureau, you can tell that there are mostly young people in it." Zhu Huimu gave him a serious introduction to science, and said, "Because of sex, young people are more open-minded, and sometimes they talk about something. Come on, I won't be embarrassed...For example, men and women can't have children."
Chen Suqi: "..."
But no, I'm still embarrassed, he is told that men and men can't have children every day with his head pressed, and a group of people on the Internet laugh at him.
Zhu Huimu added a smile to his voice, and said: "I met the director two years ago, she was about the same age as us, or a few years older, she was a girl. She came to pick up my phone and expressed that she was my iron boss. Because of this situation, I have a deep impression on her."
Chen Suqi: "..."
He is also very impressed with the director now!
"Look at you," Zhu Huimu raised his eyes to look at him, as if bewitching all living beings, "I wish I could give birth to a child every day, she must not like you."
Chen Suqi: "...huh."
"So what if you don't like it?" Chen Su raised his chin slightly and said, "Anyway, you are my wife. Just give birth!"
"Ang, Sheng, Sheng Sheng Sheng." Zhu Huimu responded without limit.
Speaking of this... Chen Su felt his heart itch again.
He said, "Ah Hui."
When the person agreed, he asked slowly and softly in a low voice, "Why did you suddenly remember today that you are going to give birth to a gourd doll for me?"
Zhu Huimu: "..."
Chen Suqi asked again: "Still in such a presumptuous way... I don't want the character set that has been around for more than ten years?"
"I still want brother." Zhu Huimu said.
Without thinking at all, the words were light but firm, and very fast.Chen Su felt a sudden heat in his heart, as if something hot filled his chest in an instant, which made his heart skip a beat.
"Because we wanted to keep the screen and private life separate, neither of us cared about the comments on the Internet." Zhu Huimu told him, "But this time I fell ill during work, quite suddenly... I I never thought that the internet would actually be so unfavorable to our love life."
Chen Suqi didn't speak.
Zhu Huimu continued: "Did you not be happy at that time?"
Chen Suqi didn't speak again, he just said in his heart, and he wasn't unhappy, just...
"It must be insecure." As if knowing what he was thinking, Zhu Huimu took his words softly, and he tapped the screen with the tip of his index finger, just like tapping the tip of someone's nose, "I love you ,elder brother."
For more than twenty years, from the moment they fell in love with each other, Chen Suqi was very afraid that there were other people around Zhu Huimu.
Because once or twice a year, his Ah Hui would always get sick, and although Zhu Huimu still had all eyes on him during this period, deep down in his heart he had the most terrifying sense of insecurity.
Zhu Huimu understood, so he would express his love to him many times every day when he was awake.
"And didn't you say a few days ago that someone is already eyeing me?" Zhu Huimu said with a serious tone, "Once there will be a second time, although I am a good citizen who has never done anything wrong , not afraid, but one thing more is worse than one thing less," he looked at Chen Suqi, with a smile on his face, as if asking for compliments, "Isn't it?"
Chen Su nodded: "Yes."
The smile on Zhu Huimu's face became even wider, "So, don't worry about any broken people, if you get sick during work again, just collapse."
Chen Suqi felt hot in his heart, but he only sank for a while, and there was a little smile on his face, which was quite unpredictable.
"But I think there are other reasons for your collapse."
Zhu Huimu's smile faded away, as if he was nervous, and after a while, he asked softly, "What?"
"The crowd shouted at my husband, saying that I will have a baby to make me happy." Chen Su said every word, "This will make me forget about the divorce. Lay a song?"
Zhu Huimu: "..."
What the hell, Chen Suqi's IQ suddenly reached 250.
"Brother..." His eyebrows and voice softened, and he acted like a baby, and he could strike with precision.
Chen Su coughed and touched his ears, and finally said: "I will visit the class in a while."
"Brother!" Zhu Huimu was frightened to death, and seemed to want to continue to please, but Chen Suqi ruthlessly hung up the video.
He didn't want to return to his body at this time!
Zhu Huimu stared back at the interface of the chat box with Chen Suqi, and sent the words [Ahui, I love you more] and [Good night] on the opposite side, and there was no movement.
Especially like the calm before the storm.
Zhu Huimu said goodnight numbly, and lay down on the bed hopelessly, wanting to throw Liang Liang into the sea to feed the great white shark.
But too many things happened in one day, and he fell asleep in a while.
When filming again the next day, as long as it wasn't necessary, Zhu Huimu wished he had already started to hide from Lai and left.
He was afraid that there would be someone in the crew who was too idle to take pictures of him and this young man. He was so absorbed in his role that he never left the script.
Chen Su got up in the office and was just about to go get a glass of water when his phone rang.
Unknown person: [Mr. Chen, I see that you also chatted with me once, you should be very concerned about Mr. Zhu's affairs, I thought about it, not too much, you can always give 500 million, right?I think Zhu Hui Mu should be worth the price]
Chen Su hooked the rim of his cup, lowered his eyes and turned on the phone screen indifferently, his eyebrows twitched.
This person was the person Liang Liang found out about half a month ago and revealed on Weibo that Zhu Huimu had an acting personality.
Liang Liang negotiated with him once, and then Chen Suqi asked this person to find him directly.
But I don't know if it's because Chen Suqi's rigid and powerful personality was too deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Even if he has become a "sand sculpture" now, no one really dares to mess around when he directly contacts Chen Suqi.
So in so many days, this person approached Chen Su only once, and directly offered 2000 million yuan.
Chen Suqi was afraid that he didn't express clearly, so he replied [? ] In the past, it didn't matter if a question mark was left, and that person didn't show up.
Only now came out again.
Chen Su moved his fingers lightly, and typed on the keyboard of the mobile phone: [From 2000 million to 500 million, who do you look down on? 】
Unknown person: […]
Unknown person: [... Then 2000 million? 】
The many days of coquettish operations made Chen Su overwhelmed, and even wanted to live in the sea. He played with the trumpet and typed.
Kneel down and call Dad: [What information do you want to reveal? 】
Unknown person: [... What can be exposed, Zhu Huimu has an acting personality, you don't want a star and actor as big as him to be exposed as crazy, right? 】
Kneel down and call Dad: [Oh, who told you? 】
Unknown person: [I was on the set at the time, and I heard it several times. Does his state seem to be faking?It was obviously sick, and I went to a psychiatric hospital for consultation. The doctor told me.Mr. Chen, don't tell me that you don't want to watch Zhu Huimu for money, okay?Then your relationship is also fake? 】
It might be really cold recently, Chen Suqi sneered.
Kneel down and call Dad: [I'll tell you something. 】
There was silence over there for a long time without any reply, and I always felt that Chen Suqi's words were eccentric and a bit scary.
Unknown person: […]
Unknown person: [What? 】
Kneel down and call Dad: 【Do you think I'm sick? 】
Unknown person: [No. 】
Kneel down and call Dad: [The whole network knows that I'm sick, but you don't think so? 】
【…】
Kneel down and call Dad: [The whole network doesn't know that my wife is sick, so what do you think? 】
【…】
Kneeling down and calling Dad: [Obviously I am sick, but you threaten me with money, this is intimidation; you open your mouth to ask for 2000 million to 500 million, this is extortion; you are blind, you are blind, you are so bad, I I want to sue you. 】
"????"
What twenty-five million?Isn't it 500 million?Isn't it 2000 million?Is Chen Suqi really sick?
That person didn't know if he panicked, or if he finally realized that he was just a small egg, and Chen Suqi was a rock!He couldn't play at all, so he quickly blocked and deleted Chen Suqi, but the chat history was still there.
When the newly posted sentence was blocked by "add new friends", Chen Su raised the end of his eyes imperceptibly.
Kneel down and call Dad: 【You block me even after threatening me. 】
Kneel down and call Dad: [You have no heart. 】
Kneel down and call Dad: 【I'm going to tell my wife. 】
……
After 10 minutes of surfing, Chen Suqi had a countermeasure, he calmly posted on Weibo, and really complained to Zhu Huimu.
Chen Suqi, who returned to Mujia's house: [@我想想智富奇急不可改成, look at your ID that can see the ending at a glance, it's not shabby, and you're threatening me, why don't you fly to the sky?Believe it or not the sun scorched it?
Ah back to @'s love letter, he threatened me, he is old and broken. [picture]】
The picture is impressively the chat history between him and the "unknown person" from beginning to end, without typing anything.
The first person to be Aite was the Weibo account that was first exposed to Huimu and had a performance personality.
[Ahahahahahahaha, my mother, Chen Suqi must be really sick, he was blackmailed and still nagging, and he still wants to sue his wife, what the hell is this elementary school dick set]
【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you can see the ending of your ID with just one glance.
[Laugh first, hahahaha, but I still want to say, who is this guy tm?Dare to say that Brother Mu has an acting personality, according to him, all those who can act have some serious illnesses】
[That's right, this guy came out of a mental hospital, right? Mr. Chen is right. It's obvious that this thing started to collapse from Chen Suqi. Which of the two of them seems to be more sick?Although Chen Suqi really seems to be a little sick, but I have to say, Chen Suqi is so handsome! !I got the handsomeness of him protecting brother Mu again, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[Click on the first Weibo, there is really information about Brother Mu that he exposed, and there are thousands of comments!Now he is looking for Chen Shagou again, what does he mean?Do you really think Mr. Chen will give him money? 】
[One thing to say, I actually feel from this chat record and complaining to my wife that Mr. Chen is so cute [covering his face], how sweet it is to save them]
[Sue my wife, sue my wife, I'll help you with Aite@'s love letter, brother Mu came out to support Mr. Chen! 】
……
Immediately, #陈狐起向老婆小鸡鸡式计计# Yiqi Juechen, aroused everyone's curiosity, "Hahahaha", at the same time, they really wanted to see how Zhu Huimu would respond.
The trending search has been on it for half an hour. Zhu Huimu finished filming the scene at noon and planned to take a break. As soon as he turned on the phone, the Weibo logo on the phone page showed 99+.
Zhu Huimu looked terrified, thinking that it must be Chen Suqi again, is this image going to collapse once a day?
Until he saw his brother was threatened.
The performance type is the performance type, have you eaten your rice?My brother likes it.
I don't know if it's because he doesn't like being pushed around, or because he doesn't like to see Chen Suqi being pushed around, or something else.
Half an hour after being summoned by netizens, Zhu Huimu appeared.
He posted on Weibo in the entry of Chen Suqi complaining to his wife, which was concise and to the point.
Love letter: [You touch me, you provoke my brother, you don't want to live. 】
【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my brother!my brother!You provoke my brother!So sweet, so sweet, so sweet!It's really sweet! ! 】
[Back up, back up, really back up, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I want to think of a husband and wife CP name for them! 】
【I don’t want it, I don’t want it, see how my brother Mu has been brought up, they should get another divorce (just kidding)】
They were excited to fly, and so was Chen Suqi, who really didn't want this prosperous world to end so soon.
therefore--
Chen Suqi who returned to the shepherd's house: [You touch him, you are either crazy or stupid, you are crazy and want to jump off the cliff. 】
[Hahahahaha Chen Su got up crazy, and went crazy again]
[Well, hahahaha, you can't be crazy if you are supported by your wife]
【You are not allowed to laugh, otherwise Chen Shagou will sue his wife [狗头]]
Zhu Huimu was in a better mood, wondering if he hadn't played enough, and lost half a poem to Chen Suqi after changing hands.
Love letter: [You raise your hand and touch your head @我觉得每富不能得到]
The next second—
Chen Suqi from Candle Back to Mu's House: [Is there a ball on my head @我想想着奇母结果不能得到]
Love letter: [I don’t think so. 】
Chen Suqi, who returned to the pastor's house, said: 【I don't think so either. 】
Love letter: [Have you finished writing bro. 】
Chen Suqi, who returned to the shepherd's house, got up: [It's over, wife. 】
Love Letter: 【Game】
Chen Suqi, who returned to the pastor's house: [over.]
The whole network: "??????"
At noon that day, all the onlookers staring at Weibo failed to have a good meal, and they exploded together.
#杀疯狂顶流夫夫CP# topped the popularity list, and can't get down.