novelraw Chapter 585 - 575: Brother Seven, I Want to Eat~
Chapter 585 - 575: Brother Seven, I Want to Eat~
Bi Xia declared war on Director Li, while on Director Li’s side, it was utter chaos.Watching eight people panting heavily, running back and forth from miles away, Director Li looked at Director Wu expressionlessly, "Is it possible that people’s intelligence really differs this much?"
Director Wu: "???"
Director Li handed the rule card to Director Wu, "Our rule is to run two laps around the field."
Director Wu nodded, "No problem."
"Ha ha," Director Li laughed coldly, "But I didn’t specify that props are not allowed. If little trickster Xu Renfei or the high IQ Bi Xia were here, I guarantee they would just drive a car to complete the two laps."
Director Wu: ...Seems...they really would.
"However," Director Wu stroked his chin, "you know them too well. If you said you understand Xu Renfei, I’d get it, but Bi Xia, it’s your first day meeting him."
"It is the first day," Director Li glanced at Director Wu, "but that doesn’t prevent me from knowing him through other means."
Director Wu looked puzzled, "You’ve been secretly observing Bi Xia?"
Director Li: ...
"Are you stupid or something!" Director Li really didn’t want to talk to Director Wu anymore, "Haven’t you watched ’I Am a High School Student’?"
"As a reality show, whenever Bi Xia appeared in ’I Am a High School Student’, or when Bi Xia and Xu Renfei were in the same frame, the click rate skyrocketed. Shouldn’t we pay attention to that?"
"Everyone says ’I Am a High School Student’ intentionally increases Bi Xia’s screen time, but industry insiders can tell at a glance that it’s not intentional, but that the camera naturally gravitates towards him."
"Whenever Bi Xia is around, people next to him appear automatically pixelated, that can only be called personal charm."
Speaking of this, Director Li couldn’t stop, "From ’I Am a High School Student’, we should realize that Bi Xia considers things very thoroughly, and his cleverness is not inferior to Xu Renfei’s."
"The most important thing is, both of them are as lazy as can be," Director Li rolled his eyes, "if they can sit, they will never stand; if they can lie down, they will never sit. Do you think they’d run themselves if there’s a car? Let’s not kid ourselves."
Director Wu: "...I...have nothing to say!"
Director Li chuckled, "Learn from this, you’re still too green!"
Director Wu: ...Damn it, I’m only two years younger than you!
After Bi Xia taunted Director Li in front of the camera, and when Xu Renfei, A Wen, and Lin Zi thought Bi Xia was up to something, they noticed Bi Xia’s starry eyes looking intently elsewhere.
Knowing Bi Xia all too well, Xu Renfei opened his mouth, "No...way..."
Before the words had dissipated, Bi Xia, who was standing in front of the camera moments ago, was suddenly gone. Xu Renfei shouted, "I knew it!!!"
Having said that, while A Wen and Lin Zi were still puzzled, he started running after Bi Xia, "Little Nine, slow down!!!"
A Wen, Lin Zi: ...What just happened...
A Wen and Lin Zi hurriedly searched for the two missing persons, finally pinpointing them to one spot.
"Do you really want to eat?"
"Yeah."
"Really really want to eat?"
"Yeah."
Xu Renfei looked at Bi Xia in difficulty, "Little Jiu’er, we don’t have money..."
Holding the rice cake, Bi Xia looked innocently at Xu Renfei, "Brother Qi...I want to eat..."
Oh my God!
Oh my goodness!
Bi Xiaojiu called me Brother Qi!
He really called me Brother Qi!!!
For a moment, Xu Renfei only felt a ceremonial cannon exploding in his mind, then splendid multi-colored fireworks blossomed, slowly forming two words – Brother Qi.
Looking at Bi Xia’s brilliant starry eyes and that delicate little face, Xu Renfei’s mind went blanker.
With a brother like this, who needs enemies!
Thinking so, Xu Renfei waved his hand generously, "Buy! Whatever you want, bro will get it for you!"
Holding a small bowl, Bi Xia looked at Xu Renfei, pitifully blinking, "But we don’t have money..."
My brother is upset! This is absolutely unacceptable!
Xu Renfei patted his chest, "This small matter, leave it to bro!"
Bi Xia: Yay! (＾－＾)V Got the rice cake!