Chapter 1167 1167: A Lesson That Causes a Brain Hemorrhage
Chapter 1167 1167: A Lesson That Causes a Brain Hemorrhage
What... what the hell is with this man?
With legs that had gone completely weak, Youlan knelt in the snow, her heart filled with shock. She had never expected her scouting to be discovered by that man. Those plants were only linked to her consciousness, and her presence shouldn't have been able to travel through them. To any ordinary person, that was just a common wildflower found anywhere.
Why did he find her?
"How is this possible?" Youlan whispered, unable to believe it.
Not only did he discover her scouting, but he even sent a crushing pressure directly into her body through the flower? How did he do that? Regardless, this man was extremely dangerous. His power far surpassed her own. He definitely wasn't some ordinary savior; he was likely a much more terrifying existence, even more so than the Guiding Saint. According to Mengxi, only one being in the entire Source Star Universe could surpass the Guiding Saint in combat power...
Had that kind of monster come to the trial space? What was his goal?
I have to tell Mother and Xiao as soon as possible!
With eyes full of unease and anxiety, Youlan suddenly felt those emotions intensify because she realized her body was out of her control. She was currently in a state where she couldn't move at all. No matter how hard she tried, she had no sensation in her body. Not only that, but she couldn't even manage to circulate the Shadow power within her.
"Was it that look just now? A mental attack? Damn it..."
Looking at the empty, frozen wasteland around her, Youlan felt like shouting "fucking hell."
Youlan remained trapped in the snow in such a pathetic state until the morning of the second day.
…
In the eastern part of the Winter Forest, inside Yumo's forest villa, Kenzou stood at the podium with a massive headache. Forced into the role of a teacher, he looked at Yumo's six little darlings. After being talked into it by Mengxi, Kenzou had regained his fighting spirit and started trying to teach these children about the common sense of human society on Blue Star. He wanted to help them hide their identities during their future travels.
But soon, Kenzou's patience was worn away, and he began to enter a state of extreme irritation.
Taking a deep breath, Kenzou spoke with a shaky voice. "I'll ask one more time. If someone bumps into you on the road and then tries to scam you, what should you do?"
"Beat them to death!" Shuoyue said with a pure and serious expression.
Hearing this, Kenzou's brow twitched. "That's definitely not okay! I've told you so many times, earth is a society ruled by law. You can't just kill people!"
"Then I'll control their minds and make them commit suicide."
Facing this answer, Kenzou's brow twitched even more violently. "Please! You can't just use Shadow power on earth! Besides, they just had a dispute with you. Is it really necessary to kill them? If you do that, isn't that person too pitiful?"
"No," Shuoyue replied matter-of-factly. "Dying quickly has no pain, so it's not pitiful. Besides, they dared to scam me. Paying this small price is already a good deal."
With a complicated expression, Kenzou smacked his lips and gave up on the idea of continuing the argument with Shuoyue. Instead, he sighed and switched to another question. "Then if you see a group of children bullying another child on the road, what should you do?"
As soon as he asked this, Limo, who had been lying on her desk, suddenly had a spark in her eyes. With an excited "I KNOW, I KNOW" look, she turned to Kenzou. Then, Limo gave Kenzou an answer that made his scalp go numb.
"Eat them~!!!"
"..."
With a hand over his forehead, Kenzou took a deep breath to stabilize his heart. He said with a bitter smile, "Limo, they're just bullying someone. It might not be appropriate to just eat them..."
"I'm not eating the bullies. I'm eating the one being bullied."
"W…hat??"
"Weaklings have no reason to exist!"
"Uh..."
"Wait, that's not right." As if she had thought of something, Limo tilted her head and fell into thought. Then, her wolf ears suddenly stood up, and her tail wagged happily. "The bullies aren't good things either! So, it's better to eat them all!"
"o_o"
Facing this answer, Kenzou just stood there dazed, his face darkening with despair. After a moment, he patted Limo's head and said quietly, "In the future, don't use your head to think about things. Just listen to your big sister Kalina."
"Meow?"
Ignoring Limo's confused look, Kenzou walked back to the podium, questioning his life choices. Looking at the six kids below, Kenzou felt physically and mentally exhausted.
Damn it, I've never seen anyone so hard to teach! Forget the one who's a bit of an idiot, but the logic of the other kids is more bizarre than the last! Although they're smart, their worldview is so strange! They think about everything from the perspective of an Abyssal Demon! They want to fight and kill at every turn; it's too violent! How the hell am I supposed to teach them?
However, after complaining in his heart for a bit, Kenzou remembered Mengxi's request and managed to pull himself together. No matter what, as the commander of the Sharp Sword Forces, he couldn't fail the expectations of the Holy Maiden and Mengxi. Besides, these were his nieces and nephews. He probably had an obligation to make them act more like humans.
Thinking of this, Kenzou took a deep breath and continued his world's common sense class. "Fine, let's change to something simpler. Something I taught yesterday... when you go to earth with Yumo later, you'll inevitably use the hyper-express train. What do you need to bring to ride this transportation?"
Kenzou asked with a smile. In the next instant, the purple-haired man who had been silent by the window suddenly stood up, looking exactly like a student ready to answer a teacher's question.
"Oh? Pierre?"
Seeing this, Kenzou was stunned. At the same time, he couldn't help but show a look of anticipation. Pierre was a very powerful existence. He was usually distant and cool, and he was Yumo's only son and second child. Since the eldest daughter Youlan and the third child Kalina were so smart, this eldest son shouldn't be bad either, right?
Are you finally going to give me a normal answer?
However, facts proved that Kenzou was overthinking it. After meeting Kenzou's look, Pierre spoke seriously, word by word, with a forceful voice.
"I - DON'T - KNOW!!!"
"Huh??"
Kenzou was dumbfounded. After several seconds of processing the situation, he asked with a shaky, angry voice, "Then... then why….. did you..... stand up?"
To this, Pierre replied seriously, "I might not know the answer, but the voice used to answer the question must be LOUD!"
"..."
After another ten seconds of eerie silence and staring, the veins on Kenzou's forehead bulged. He suddenly slammed the teaching stick onto the desk.
"MOTHERFUCKER!!! I'M NOT TEACHING THIS SHIT!!!"
While roaring, Kenzou used his head to frantically smash the wall. For a moment, the entire villa shook. On the other side, facing Kenzou who had lost control of his emotions, Pierre frowned in confusion.
"Did I do something wrong? That's exactly what Kal told me before class."
Of course, Pipi didn't know yet that the reason Kalina said that was mainly because she wanted an idiot to make her look good and well-behaved, so she could suck up to her uncle. However, Pierre didn't seem to have much time to think, because while Kenzou was irritably self-harming, the communication stone at Pierre's waist suddenly flashed with a light blue glow.
Then, an anxious cry for help reached Pierre's ears.
"Head Maid!! This is bad!! Someone is causing trouble here in the capital!!!"
Pipi: "Mmh??"
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