absurd comedy

Chapter 11

Yu Jiaqing fell asleep while thinking wildly, and when she woke up the next day, there was no one of Su Dongyang at home.A note was left on the table: I will go to the store to open the door first. I don’t know how to cook, so I can only take out. You must be cold when you wake up. Remember to warm it up before drinking.

Fool!Yu Jiaqing complained silently, how could she live so long without knowing how to cook.Fortunately, I have mastered the skill of cooking since I was a child abroad.

Yu Jiaqing sent Su Dongyang a WeChat message: "Su Dongyang, so you don't know how to cook?"

"So what, I don't want to be a housewife!"

"Then have you ever thought about what to do if your other half can't cook in the future, you will probably starve to death."

Thinking really far, Su Dongyang replied confidently: "Ha, you don't have to worry about this, the laws of the world are always complementary. I am very lucky, so far I like mine or what I like or associate with me After all, both men and women can cook!"

Listen to what this said, dare to have a rich emotional history, right?Yu Jiaqing felt depressed and uncomfortable, and spoke with a strong sour taste: "Su Dongyang, it seems that your relationship history is quite rich!"

Su Dongyang did it on purpose, and came to find trouble again early in the morning, and didn't bother to talk to her: "Remember to lock the door when you go out, and remember to send the key to my shop."

Su Dongyang didn't answer this question, Yu Jiaqing was directly depressed, didn't eat breakfast, locked the door and went straight to the cafe.

With a "snap", the sound of the key falling on the table: "Give it back to you!"

Yu Jiaqing exudes an aura of displeasure around me, who messed with this young lady?

Su Dongyang was unmoved: "Thank you! I won't keep you for lunch, I'm busy."

Yu Jiaqing stood still, furious and had nowhere to vent, she took a deep breath: "Su Dongyang, you want to go out with me now!"

The tone of command. . .

Su Dongyang: "Why should I go out with you?"

"You pissed me off!"

Hahaha. . .Su Dongyang almost died laughing.Is this a child?

"Sorry, I'm not free." And I don't know what made her angry.

Su Dongyang didn't care about her emotions at all, Yu Jiaqing changed the phrase and planned to play the emotional card: "Su Dongyang, why did you brave the rain to find a dog for me yesterday?"

"To earn the 12 yuan! Why don't you have such a good opportunity to make money!"

Yu Jiaqing was so wronged that she just stayed at her house for one night.It's okay to be disgusted by her, but he hit her again early in the morning, and he likes her but is afraid that she won't be able to speak out because of scaring her.Long Ruixue pressed and dragged her step by step again. She had never been wronged since she was a child, and it all fell on Su Dongyang.

Yu Jiaqing couldn't bear it anymore and silently wiped away her tears.The sobbing became louder, and Su Dongyang looked up at her in disbelief: "Why are you crying?"

Yu Jiaqing wiped her tears stubbornly: "It's nothing, I'm leaving. Take care of yourself!"

What take care of yourself!What do you mean?

This kind of Yu Jiaqing is far from the previous image of smashing people's cars and cellphones, Su Dongyang stopped her: "You speak clearly before you go, those who don't know think I'm bullying you!"

"I just think of losing candy and feel sad." It turned out that it was because of the loss of the dog. Yu Jiaqing had already returned to her original appearance, and she cried for only ten seconds.

Zhu Linlin once told her that probably because of her family, Yu Jiaqing never cried.Her father is very strict with her, and as a future heir of a business, she is not allowed to be weak.

After all, Su Dongyang is kind, so she softened her heart: "Then... why do you want me to accompany you?"

Yu Jiaqing's eyes lit up: "I want you to accompany me to buy a dog, and I want to raise another one."

Su Dongyang was a little hesitant, and nodded in embarrassment: "Forget it, let's go with you."

Yu Jiaqing was almost jumping for joy, her joy was written all over her face: "Then let's go!"

To be honest, it was Su Dongyang's first visit to the pet market, and the smell was too bad.With all kinds of dogs barking, she walked carefully, for fear that the dog would suddenly come out.

Seeing her dodging, Yu Jiaqing wanted to laugh: "Su Dongyang, don't tell me, are you afraid of dogs?"

Su Dongyang nodded sincerely, squinted his eyes slightly and looked at the puppy not far away: "I don't like this kind of creature very much."

"Hahahaha..." Now it was Yu Jiaqing's turn to laugh at her.No wonder she didn't want to accompany her, but on second thought, a person who was afraid of dogs helped her find a dog, and Yu Jiaqing gave her a meaningful look.

Su Dongyang looked back suddenly: "Hurry up and choose, I'm really about to throw up!"

The beauty looked back at Bai Meisheng, and Yu Jiaqing finally understood what the ancient emperors thought about not going to court early.If Su Dongyang lies beside her, she can. . .

stop!Yu Jiaqing suddenly took Su Dongyang's hand and quickly ran out of the pet market.

Before Su Dongyang could react, she was pulled into the car: "Aren't you going to buy it?"

"I've decided not to have a dog, how about we go and see the cat?"

Before Su Dongyang agreed, the car had already parked in the city square: "There is a cattery here, how about it, the environment here is okay, don't you be afraid of cats!"

Su Dongyang looked at all kinds of cats in the window, cuddling and licking each other.There were still a few fighting. She took out her mobile phone and took a picture: "It's quite cute."

Seeing that she liked it, Yu Jiaqing was also happy: "Why don't you pick one and we'll take it home."

There are cat information and breeds posted on the window. Su Dongyang looked at them for a long time, then suddenly shook his head: "I don't think I like keeping cats. They look good. I really want to raise them myself. I think they are dirty."

"Su Dongyang, you don't have cleanliness, do you?"

Su Dongyang nodded: "When I think about the fact that the house is full of fur, and I have to poop and urinate for it, I don't think I can do it."

"Then choose a hairless cat, so it won't shed."

Su Dongyang resolutely refused: "I'm afraid of having nightmares at night."

"Su Dongyang, you are too timid."

Su Dongyang also made a bow: "Let this weak girl go!"

Yu Jiaqing's depressed mood in the morning was swept away, and then she laughed: "How will you raise your children in the future!"

Su Dongyang's emotions were complicated seeing her pampering eyes, she actually knew Yu Jiaqing's thoughts for her.It's just that they are not in the same world, and she doesn't want to be hurt emotionally anymore.Su Dongyang didn't dare to think deeply about Yu Jiaqing's family, Mi Yue's advice, and her own mentality.

Yu Jiaqing only focused on looking at the cat, so she ignored Su Dongyang's complicated expression: "You choose one, and I'll raise it. How about I bring it to you once a week? Make sure it's clean and delicious." She saw Su Dongyang once a week, and Yu Jiaqing had already made wishful thinking in her heart.

Speaking of which, why does it feel like Yu Jiaqing is separated from her, and then she has the child's visitation rights?Su Dongyang felt strange in his heart, and he couldn't allow her to refuse. Yu Jiaqing had already signed the contract there.

The clerk gave Yu Jiaqing the photo of the cat's health information and asked about her family situation.

I really dare to ask, if the clerk knew about Yu Jiaqing's family, he would probably be frightened. Yu Jiaqing naturally dealt with this situation easily, and of course she sold Su Dongyang.

The waiting time for ordering a kitten was too long, so Yu Jiaqing chose a live cat, a five-month-old puppet, and bought all the equipment for raising a cat by the way, filling a whole car.The kitty's name is sashimi, nicknamed Xixi.

Su Dongyang: "????" There is no cat with the same name as a human.

Yu Jiaqing explained it like this: "The cat is as good as the owner, and the name is nice and easy to remember."

Yu Jiaqing literally raised Xixi as her son, bathing and feeding her.She touched Xixi: "I will take you to see Su Dongyang tomorrow, you have to behave well."

Xixi gave a "meow", that little milk sound, Yu Jiaqing rewarded it with an extra snack.

Within a few days, Yu Jiaqing brought Xixi to Su Dongyang's coffee house.Sisi has grown up a lot, and she really is a big cat.However, he has a docile and clingy personality, so as long as he doesn't make trouble, Su Dongyang is still willing to hug him.

For example, wherever Su Dongyang goes, Xixi walks behind her.While Su Dongyang was sitting on the terrace basking in the sun, Xixi jumped onto the cat stand to lick the fur by herself.

Su Dongyang took out the cat teaser and called it: "Xixi, come here."

Xixi glanced at it hesitantly, but ignored her.

Su Dongyang could only approach the cat stand, hold it down and put it on his lap, stroked her hair, and said, "No one named Xixi has a high IQ."

Originally, Yu Jiaqing thought that the cat was called Xixi, and Su Dongyang could call it often in the future: "Xixi is so good!"

"Sissi is so cute!"

As a result, the first sentence of the family is - IQ is not high?

Yu Jiaqing closed herself off, her wishful thinking was shattered. . .

Yu Jiaqing, who was not in a good mood, drank boring coffee by herself.How could Su Dongyang not know what she was thinking, anyway, she is also a first-class academic bully.However, there were some things she couldn't say, so she hugged Xixi into Yu Jiaqing's arms: "Don't always take Xixi out, she will be scared."

Yu Jiaqing was inexplicably moved by this sentence: "If I don't live with you for a few days, I will go to Taiwan in two days."

Their conversation was so much like a divorced couple who wanted to save their marriage entrusting their children, the air was awkwardly still.Yu Jiaqing felt uncomfortable scratching her liver and lungs: "Su Dongyang...I..."

"Surprise! Jiaqing, my aunt said you were here, but I didn't expect to find you. Long time no see, do you miss me?" Long Ruixue just came back from abroad, and seeing that the three-month deadline was approaching, she went straight to Yu Jiaqing. .

She warmly gave Yu Jiaqing a hug, straddled her lap without avoiding suspicion, and put her arms around her neck.Xixi was so frightened that she jumped into Su Dongyang's arms.

Sure enough, the two of them are a perfect match.One can undress without any scruples, and the other can wear it in public.Su Dongyang thought of the picture of Long Ruixue and Yu Jiaqing in the hotel she had seen, and felt very uncomfortable, and wanted to go for a walk in the wetland to get some air.

She picked up Xixi and handed it to Long Ruixue: "Xixi can be handed over to Miss Long for a few days. I'm not good at keeping pets in the first place. Do your own thing, I'll go out first."

Looking at the back of Su Dongyang leaving sadly, and Xixi who was trembling.Thinking of what she said, Yu Jiaqing didn't know whether to be angry or heartbroken.

The heartache was about to burst through the chest, and even the eyes were a little sore.Yu Jiaqing clenched her fist, pushed Long Ruixue away, and chased him out.