novelraw Chapter 66
Chapter 66
66: All Is Lost!
Just as Evelia was lost in wild thoughts about how to send a certain yuri-loving angel to prison, a familiar and comforting presence suddenly enveloped the entire sea of magma. She and Big Sister Leviathan looked up almost simultaneously, gazing in a certain direction with expressions of utter helplessness.
"My precious daughter, you finally came back to visit me, boohoo..."
Satan's tall figure practically teleported in front of Evelia. Then, under her gaze filled with helplessness and disdain, he abruptly pulled her into a hug, his emotions so intense he looked ready to weep.
At the same time, Evelia looked at Leviathan with eyes full of desperate pleading.
Leviathan responded with a helpless smile that said "there's nothing I can do."
Evelia: "..."
"Alright, old dad! You make it seem like I don't come back to visit you every month! Hurry up and let go of me! I'm about to suffocate!!!"
Evelia angrily patted her dad, and Satan finally released her as if waking from a dream. The moment she was freed, Evelia took deep breaths of fresh air. This guy, every single time he had to be this dramatic. Was he trying to kill her on purpose!
"Um... precious daughter, Dad just hadn't seen his daughter in so long and got too excited. I accidentally..."
"...I'm used to it. You're like this every time I come back anyway..."
Whenever she thought about her dad's terminal case of daughter obsession, Evelia felt a headache coming on. It wasn't that there was anything wrong with Satan... it was just that he was... way too over the top.
And he didn't know how to hold back at all. With her fragile body that might fall apart if the wind blew too hard, if he hugged her like that a couple more times, he might actually kill her...
"By the way, old dad, where did you run off to earlier? I didn't see you when I came back."
"Cough cough... Just had some small matters to attend to, that's all... Why? Were you disappointed not to see Me right away?"
"Hmph~ As if!"
Watching Evelia put on a perfectly tsundere display, our Lord of Hell naturally wouldn't call her out on it. Just knowing that his daughter still cared about him was enough to keep him happy for ten days or half a month.
『Sigh... The joy of a daughter-obsessed father is just that pure and simple!』
However, while Satan could understand Evelia's tsundere act, a certain little whale (or perhaps crocodile?) nearby, whose IQ and EQ were both equally simple, couldn't comprehend it at all.
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『Strange... Clearly my precious niece looked so disappointed when she first came back and didn't see Typhon-phon. Why does she put on a "Hmph! I don't care about you!" expression the moment she sees Typhon-phon?』
『Don't understand... Want to sleep... Mmm, won't think about it anymore. Time to sleep.』
Stumped by this question, Leviathan chose to shut down her brain. After all, this mother-daughter reunion... no, father-daughter reunion scene had nothing to do with her, a little whale who only liked sleeping and soaking in baths. Might as well take a little nap...
"Good daughter... Have you been doing well in the human world lately? Have you been eating well? Is your money enough to spend? If not, I'll have your Uncle Lucifer send you some more! Have you suffered any grievances while attending school in the human world? Has any blind bastard dared to bully you? Girls need to protect themselves when they're out. Humans these days are incredibly scheming. Some of them are even more devilish than the demons in our Hell. You're still young, and you're living alone out there. You need to remember..."
"..."
As expected, Dad was at it again.
This was also a monthly tradition when coming home. When would Dad ever change this mother hen personality! He didn't even think before speaking!
Words like a demon being bullied by human children? Who was bullying whom!?
Um wait, high schoolers probably didn't count as children anymore... Ah, whatever! The point was that Dad's words had reached a whole new level of absurdity!!!
And based on Dad's personality, after asking about food, drinks, and living arrangements, he would ask about money. After the money question came school life. After school life came the romance questions!
"...Good daughter, you're still young. Although your body is already in human adolescence, you still need to be careful about emotional matters. Dad told you before, humans these days..."
See, what did she just say?
But... if it were the past, before she met Amya, she would have interrupted when Dad showed concern about this area. After all, back then she was a firm believer in staying single. She thought love was all nonsense, and that both men and women would only slow down her draw speed.
But now... with these budding feelings she couldn't quite bring herself to speak about. Only after truly experiencing that indescribable emotion could Evelia understand its bittersweet complexity. And from her dad's perspective, putting aside the fact that Amya was the same gender and an angel, there was a major issue with age alone! She, Evelia, was actually only two years old! This wasn't just puppy love. It was practically a lolicon!
No! To prevent her dad from angrily marching up to Heaven to demand answers, which would trigger a new war between angels and demons, and also for the sake of peace across the Three Realms, Evelia felt she absolutely could not let her dad know she had developed feelings for an angel! Absolutely not!
"Hmm? What's wrong, good daughter? Your expression looks a bit troubled... Could it be! Has some human scum already tried to make a move on you!? Tell Dad, which brat has the nerve to be so bold! Dad will have your Uncle Samael wipe out his entire clan!!!"
Seemingly sensing that Evelia's expression was unnatural, Satan instantly and sharply wondered if he had hit the mark. He immediately waved his hand, his words filled with protective fury.
"!!! N-nothing! Old dad, what are you talking about? How could anyone be that bold? Besides, even if there really was someone, I would handle them myself first! Why would Uncle Samael need to get involved?"
Evelia hadn't expected her dad to suddenly become so smart. She immediately panicked and denied it, shaking her little head like a rattle.
However, this time Satan didn't just have a brief moment of intelligence. He caught every bit of the panic in Evelia's eyes.
"Good daughter! Tell Dad the truth. Is there some brat trying to flirt with you!? Don't worry, precious daughter. No matter who that brat is or what race they are, Dad will definitely make them pay! Damn it, daring to make a move on My precious daughter? If they like lolicon so much, then I'll throw them into a furnace and refine them into copper!"
Looking at Satan's utterly serious expression, which showed no signs of joking, Evelia felt her heart about to jump out of her chest.
What to do, what to do? If Dad really found out, then all would truly be lost!
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